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I'm so alone edition

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*rests paw on your shoulder*

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alri 'lad?

alri

anime

giz a tartan skirt gf

the gf

don't feel sad kiwibro, Canada loves you New Zealand

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actually mine

The world's worst dressed gay person surely

fuck off un zud

i forgot he bantered with janny

The sun's already out and I can hear the birds chirping, lads..

NOOO I just washed my hands

sorry mate just facts

not sure what to do lads
on another note, the korean girl I'm friends with messaged me at 12 last night saying next time she goes to Shanghai I should go with her to hang out
very interesting

>So why should this man be held to different standards?
He was held to the same standard as everyone else in that situation. The female passed with flying colors.

>You sick fuck, you really have no respect for human life, do you?
I already said it was unfortunate, but this is a case of stupidity. Spend the whole night drinking, putting your gun out of the window, and then not taking a cop's orders 100% seriously.

>Why they wanted him to get up but in a way that wouldn't "spook" people armed with assault rifles is anyone's guess.
Why do you assume the police are psychic? All they know is that minutes before, this man was holding a gun outside of his window. Caution must be taken.


> Still put the man down like a dog for not wanting his arse out.
No, he was put down because he deliberately went against police orders by hiding his right hand near his waist line.

>durrr, le me try to play the moral high ground now
The female survives to this day because she followed directions and did not play stupid, drunk games.

In prison, dinner was always a big thing. We had a pasta course and then we had a meat or fish. Paulie did the prep work. He was doing a year for contempt, and he had this wonderful system for doing the garlic. He used a razor, and he used to slice it so thin that he used to liquefy in the pan with just a little oil. It was a very good system.

fuck off leftypol spammer

Approximately what % of your tax do you get back in your tax return lads?
I've only paid income tax once and I got 100% of it back which I'm quite happy about. Hopefully keep that up forever!

Actually cannot believe that those hick Yanks who think shooting someone unarmed is okay bother turning up to /brit/.

Very dishonourable to kill someone who has yielded tbqh.

Business idea: Reclaim mandatory palestine along with """israel""" as British clay

Dude wtf what time is it on south africa??

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gonna go check the papers check the papers

for lunch not sure what to do for lunch

How do I avoid fatigue? I always get unstoppably sleepy after being awake 12-14 hrs. I wish I could stay up longer.

05:15 am where I'm at, lad.

Also, the directions aren't even that hard. Just tried it myself.

And, don't say, "but he was drunk!!!" Because he told the police he wasn't drunk.

how long are you in China for?

MAMMA MIA I'M A MAFIA GUY LADS

make sure to quiz her on her knowledge of juche and support of the DPRK

oh he said he wasn't drunk
well the alcohol in his system didn't get the memo

how do you have a friendship with someone? when do you ask for their phone number? how often do you do things together?

>fucks bitches everyday
>anti-degenerate
woahh powerful......

SPAGHETTI A LA MEATBALL LADS

Literally the song to my life

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what is wrong with yank police?

lad at work gave me his number before he quit to move to manchester
i only pretended to save it, fuck that twat

stop responding to him retard. he's a contrarian bootlicker who would literally shit himself in that situation

He should have told the truth.

yeah he'd really be alive now if he did

>RIGHT HAND on BLUE
>LEFT FOOT on RED
>NO THAT'S WRONG
>*BANG BANG BANG*
clownworld

need a fat gf

too much soy made him think he was in call o doody

consider myself a sinoboo but only a boo for ROC, hong kong, macao, and singapore, couldn't really give a rats arse about the PRC tbqhwy

September if I get my internship sorted

gets you thinking doesn't it?

She's told me she doesn't care about the north and has a love-hate relationship with the south. From the Koreans I've talked to, that seems to be a common theme. They hate Korean work culture but with so few jobs to go around they can't be picky.

are they a coworker or a stranger or what?

>Hong Kong films
>Chinese
Is there anything these folk won't steal?

Yeah, just like his friend who followed orders 100% and is still alive today.

play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Don't move your hand in a "drawing a gun" motion near your waist line like an idiot.

I want to be bad boy for finding girlfriend

Fancy myself an aristocrat of the soul.

>The female passed with flying colors.
She wasn't the reported suspect though. And even if she was. Is that what policing should be? If you don't comply as accurately or as quickly as they like then you SHOULD be shot? Man, fuck you. You know sucking their cock on Sup Forums won't save you if you choke at gunpoint, right?

>Being stupid will get you killed
Yeah no doubt, but that should be from them diving into a shallow pool, not being shot repeatedly

>Blah blah police aren't psychic
No, but they have eyes.

>Blah blah he DISOBEYED THO!
You even admitted he was probably just pulling his trousers up, probably because they were being pulled down by the totally unnecessary demand he shimmy his way to them.

>Blah blah the suspect was playing games
The man was crying because he had the opinion the local police was trigger happy. And his was correct.


Again, you're a sick fuck. You have no respect for human life. Please don't become a police officer.

his friend that was a woman
and a mother

if he'd gunned her down too he WOULD be penalised

learning about aussie culture

香港是中国的

in a mess lads
might make toast but I dunno

anime?

Now this kid, this kid was great. They, they used to call him Spitshine Tommy.

Why are people acting like the instructions were difficult? The female did it perfectly fine.

jesus christ wtf

won't take much time to complete your studies wypipo have no culture lmao

just in general when you meet a potential friend

Hmm... Yes... The so-called Sup Forums view

Mainlander filth begone

why dont you?

just made a post

need food
would usually drink drive to mcdonalds but can't with the snow

well it depends, are you talking about people you meet at a party/night out?

it'd be full of pissheads at this hour

Feel very depressed

Because he was clearly making mistakes, not purposely disobeying.

Besides, that's North Korean logic. If someone else can do something and you fail to do it then pow pow! You were disobeying a command.

good hotaru pic

How much snow is there?

not everyone is great with a gun pointed at them and a man of the law repeatedly threatening him

got a sock, watch and jandal tan now because I went outside a few times

need a poo but I know it's gonna be a sloppy one

not at the drive thru
not that much but can't be arsed to scrape my windscreen etc

guy was terrified, with that much adrenaline it's understandable that you'll become a fumbling simpleton.

>Following an investigation, Brailsford was charged with second-degree murder and later found not guilty
wew

is there an echo in here?

he was drunk and it's not easy following an 80 iq mexican telling you what to do

imagine if I lived in London, could probably order some sort of peng takeaway

I'll never forget my cap again

> If you don't comply as accurately
YES...how fucking hard is it to understand? Honestly, this lack of understanding must be a European thing. As a cop in America, you have no idea who has a gun or who doesn't. If a cop suspects you are dangerous, you must follow what he says 100%, or that cop will use deadly force to stop you.

Don't you Europeans love to make fun of us for our crime rates and shootings? Why are you acting so shocked now?

>No, but they have eyes.
Yeah, and they saw a man reach down in his waist.

Watch this video:
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That's why cops are trained to shoot people if they reach for their waste without a cop's permission.

>You even admitted he was probably just pulling his trousers up
He probably was. I also have the benefit of sitting on my arse and watching it after the fact, which is not the same as being in that cop's situation.

>because he had the opinion the local police was trigger happy. And his was correct.
They warned him 4 or 5 times. Don't. Fucking. Move. Your. Hands. He did it anyways

Awh why did you have to take it to a racist place?

>YOU, hands on your head, on the ground

>YOU, slide to the left, slide to the right, cha-cha real smooth, charlie brown I SAID CHARLIE BROWN *braaaaaaaaap*

Emma Watson pulled the schoolgirl look off much better.

browsing r/hapas

genuinely think this is the most pathetic place on the internet, at least /r9k/ is funny sometimes.

Why do blacks 100 years ago look lighter than blacks now?

too many autismo yank here

Blah blah cba to read your cuckoldry anymore, you think at the end of the day it was okay an unarmed person was shot 5 times. So again, fuck you m80.

Because of the lighting for photos

absolutely grim

should've been born in the 1980s in the midwest lads
hate how unfair life is

He's clearly mixed. You can't have that much hair loss and not be majority white.

>Don't you Europeans love to make fun of us for our crime rates and shootings? Why are you acting so shocked now?
you're a piece of work m8

Good morning thailad
Good morning losers