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The banana uprising is now

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tsar

Why would someone be angry about this? Seems simple enough

I did this before but I only finished like half of them before they rotted

mfw

By the Grace of God, We Nicholas, Emperor and Autocrat of All the Russias, of Moscow, Kiev, Vladimir, Novgorod; Tsar of Kazan, Tsar of Astrakhan, Tsar of Poland, Tsar of Siberia, Tsar of Tauric Chersonesus, Lord of Pskov, and Grand Prince of Smolensk, Lithuania, Volhynia, Podolia, and Finland; Prince of Estonia, Livonia, Courland and Semigalia, Samogitia, Bielostok, Karelia, Tver, Yugor, Perm, Vyatka, Bogar and others; Sovereign and Grand Prince of Nizhni Novgorod, Chernigov, Ryazan, Polotsk, Rostov, Jaroslavl, Beloozero, Udoria, Obdoria, Kondia, Vitebsk, Mstislav, and Ruler of all the Severian country; Sovereign and Lord of Iveria, Kartalinia, the Kabardian lands and Armenian province: hereditary Sovereign and Possessor of the Circassian and Mountain Princes and of others; Sovereign of Turkestan, Heir of Norway, Duke of Schleswig-Holstein, Stormarn, Dithmarschen, and Oldenburg, and so forth, and so forth, and so forth

it's actually super straight to have a boy give you a prostate massage

Absolutely disgusting.

I'd let a cute one shave my asshole though since they would probably know what they're doing. That's isn't gay though right?

>posting dumb gaybois
>not posting cute squirrels

What about a prostate massage with a benis?

That's double straight. It's just two friends helping each other out haha

F

Where is my CUTE aussie-kun?

He needs his nightly thigh squeezing

rip mike, he was pretty cool for a Romanian

Any footfags here? I'm going to put you down

F

God I wish this was me

This can be arranged if you are in Auckland...

>Auckland
ew, no thanks

Right when you said that my mum gave me a call to tell me that my cousin has come out as gay.

What sorcery is this?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

it's God telling you that it's ok to settle down with a nice boy

>posting that sexist pig

Your friends not here buddy.

Bananes

Karen isn't a boy though. Cuties can be close~ roommates but nothing weird alright?

>even more gay Kiwis

I don't where they're all coming from, is there a gay kiwi factory I'm unaware of?

hey Paliqt

It's in Auckland

>It's in Auckland
That explains a lot.

Karen will understand if you need some company while they figure out how to make her real

Don't give in to the slut's requests.

>It's in Auckland
That explains so much and yet so little

Why do people think every UAE flag is Palestinian.
I am from Russia.

idk, he's the one who usually gayposts

>hey Paliqt
I'm a fucking retard, I was wondering what sort of name Paliqt was.
It's Palestine qt.
Duuhhhhh...

>Anime posting = Gay posting
wat
Posting girls technically means you are not gay

A-are you sure? I hope so.
Just someone to snuggle with on cold nights. Nothing gay or anything,

Come and snuggle with me aussie-kun :3

I promise to leave your thighs alone

idk man

you can snuggle with me if you want...

Wh-which one is cuter and the least gay?

I've only been with two boys so I'm less gay..

0. You can't even begin to compete.

I wouldn't say I'm too cute... It's hard to be kawaii when you tower over everyone you meet...

And of course I would say no homo before, during and after cuddling so no need to worry about it being gay, user!

only because you're incel

amazing comeback. keep spreading aids

OwO that seems like a lot user.
It doesn't matter if you're tall user. I'm 6'1-6'2 so we wouldn't be able to tell with each other :3
Th-thanks for saying no homo after cuddling that is appreciated :3

>keep spreading aids
they were both virgins when I took them :)
stay mad fagboi

it's not that many..

>6'1/6'2
Perfect height to be my little spoon

Brekky time?

M-me on the left.

W-wait how tall are you user? Also sorry if it's bad cause I'm slim. :3

>6 foot and slim
A-user, I'm falling hard right now...
I'm 6'4 and severely lacking a cute little spoon in my bed

>tfw 5'8"

Good morning everyone :3

Good morning Italy!
How are you? :3

thanks lori

>unique, short height
Do you complain about everything? ffs
Being the normal height is boring.

Who wants some BBE (big baltic eggs) for breakfast?

I'm starving.

Liberation into gorea

why are you assblasted about everything lol

sakustas zars tads ka sakuras zars
tas ir ka signals signals es esmu tik bals tik bals
jo man trukst metals metals
un partika bez sals bez sals
bronhiala astma lika man saprast
ka es esmu ipass septinos no rita

thoughts on latvian rap?
youtube.com/watch?v=ud59sDHB284

I feel good :)
Finally saturday has come and I can relax a little bit more, but in general we are approaching holidays so you can feel in the air the happy environment

Don't ever reply to me again you piece of garbage.

...

hi

yanks out

Hey Starving. Nice to meet you.

liths have low iq and are subhuman

yanks shant voice their opinions

no u

That's good to hear! Do you have any plans for the weekend?

rrrreeeeeeeee stop wasting time posting food pics and bring my breakfast to bed

Fags should be shot

Studying for an upcoming exam...
Maybe I can find the time to go for an hour or two in a pub with friends but I don't know
And you? :)

Just put up the Christmas tree lads.

Nice animeme, faggot.
Hello.

nice

>Exams
So glad I finished my degree last semester

My plans for the weekend are to continue drinking tomorrow morning, and maybe hit up one of the local beaches. Hopefully it's still hot as balls out

el peruANO...

Fell asleep again.

>Beaches
Aaah I want the warm too desu...
I can't stand cold especially if without snow

>wearing two bottoms
Dumb ho.

this
shink is a ho

I'm back lads
Did you miss me!

It's double protection for that delicated zone
Sup' Singa

Who are you?

Me
Who else do you think?
Jeez you fucking people.

What are these foreigners doing here.
This is clearly balt

...

I knew.
I was just fuckin' with ya.
Are you at the bach now?

nakadashi

Didn't even notice you were gone.

I WAS EATING VIETNAMESE IM SORRY FOR NOT REPLYING AAAAAAAAAAH
O-Oh user w-well if you ever visit I-I'll be happy to invite you over to my king bed, W-we can eat pizza if you want :3
HELLO ITALY!
South Korea Best Korea
Hello, Singapore user! How are you today?

I wish that was me
You were gone?

grill?

Not really doing anything

Man I forgot how many fucking Satania pictures are on my laptop, there must be hundreds.
Reminds me of better times

Yea
Had a pizza at a local restaurant, think I'll go fishing tomorrow.

Don't lie
I know you hang on my every word
It's understandable

Aren't you up past your bed-time?

yes
I'm a cute ninja girl.