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Go read the KING JAMES bible edition

Catholicism is a false doctrine

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Yank thread

literally who

there's a new SAT?

>cripplecocks
lol no

peng girls

The digits in the next post are going to
BLOW
YOUR
MIND

which one is it lads

Arrrrrrgh I fucking hate TORIES!

>cheesedicks

im so sorry sweaty :(

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new SAT is 1600 max, old SAT is 2400 max; if you're the guy who got a 1500 and it was on the old one than you're pretty fucking stupid

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derelict vigilant you brainlet

derelict, vigilant most likely

>he's proud of having an anteater willy

screaming. say hi to robin hood for me

FOY

>tfw no more epic rock operas

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>only yanks are circumcised

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i didn't know derelict had like 8 definitions

are you unironically circumcised?
what's wrong with your parents?

that reminds me, i need to get my circumcision touched up

Do women prefer a foreskinned willy lads?

Which one of you yanks made this knock off??

that'll be $200 plus the tip
and the other tip as well, thanks
t. Dr. Goldenstein

Simply amazing!

went to get my IQ tested and its 103

European women don't mind uncircumcised dicks because they see them in porn all the time, whereas a large portion of American women will outright not have sex with an uncircumcised man, and you for sure aren't getting a blowjob.

I wouldn't call the KJB correct so much as beautiful in its batshit insane language, which is more puzzling than revelatory.

don't even look up the vocabulary in the Masters-level tests. I've a broad vocabulary, I read all the time, and there's still plenty of words I swear I've never seen in my life

never seen these words in my life

am i actually retarded

what the fuck

good thing I don't live in the united shootings of america then

>its 103

don't know why we don't banter you about your rampant abo-ancestry; I guess we just don't care enough honestly

i know rutabaga is a food

most men have wives and kids by the time their in their mid 20s

what did I do wrong. I did everything society asked me to. got an education, worked, moved out, learned to drive, etc.

feel as if I've been sold a false bill of goods

Quiddity, you can even reach it just by a process of elimination

Not that it matters because
>dyerr you just googled it fucker

i looked up the definitions for all the words and i still dont know which one is the correct one

beldam looks like it might have root in latin bellos, war. rutabaga is a yank pumpkin or something, sirrocco is a wind. but thise are all odd words to use.

these pink wafers aren't as good as I remember

me neither dont worry, there is literally noone (even native speakers) that would know these

yeah that's it

my guess is it's supposed to be 'bedlam' but it's a typo

>my guess is it's supposed to be 'bedlam' but it's a typo

having a wife and kids by the time you're 25 is shit. i want my old life back

join the altright

Sitting in my shed having a coopers waiting for the storms to hit. How is your saturday going lads?

big brains

you do realise most people in Europe build up sexual experience based on real life interaction and not the internet?

>most men have wives and kids by the time their in their mid 20s

Give me one single stat to back this up

aussies seem desperate for attention tonight

I have a very busy day ahead and I haven't slept a wink
and I can't type

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this reminds me of how awful middle school was. any edgy kiddo lad in

might add quiddity to my daily vocabulary

(its not even registering on the spellcheck)

having some little creatures and watching the wbbl (alone)

Have felt more stupid every year since leaving highschool

please don't take me back to middle school, thanks

Are you George?
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sorry lad, was so bad for me I dropped out in high school as soon as I could because I couldn't function as a person

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Give me your lunch money runt

my high school literally put a disclaimer in our biology text books that evolution was an unprove theory

if I get 5 (You)'s my wife will consider discussing having a baby

>LOOT BOXES ARE RUINING MY VIDEOGAMES

That's unironically true though. It hasn't been proven, it's a theory.

willing to gift her my seed if she needs it

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Was watching it before as well. The strikers we're robbed with that catch.

leftists btfo

what's it like growing up in bumfuck, Alabama

yeah that was ludicrous, really unsportsmanlike for the catcher to pretend that was legitimate
can't even appreciate a sydney win now sm h

are you white?

(your reply is essential in case you want another (you))

it wasn't there because of some concern for scientific genuineness it was there because i lived in the south with a bunch of christfags

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do I have a mango or ice cream for dessert?

Both you melt

which first? leaning towards the 'go

it's 0730 you silly goose

if you lived in georgia you'd be a fedora tipping atheist too

don't eat Ben and Jerry's.

they are trying to promote an international cultural marxist agenda

Jesus is ready to listen whenever you're ready to accept him into your heart.

uhm sweaty, check again it's 8:30

going the 'go
have to leave /brit/ on account of the sticky fingers, back later
nah it's one of these bad boys

Have a mango, lad. It's more refreshing, especially on such a nice day, if I'm to be completely honest with you.

Mate, has a succulent maxibon ever even passed your lips?

it's bloody freezing, are you in upside down land??

i went through an atheist period for a time. was grim

hello saffa lad

do you know what surfski is?

you think if I went to cape town I could find a place to rent one?

Yes comrade, you can find surfski on the beachski

Grew up around hypocritical boomer Christian retards who hated homeless people and loved free market capitalism. Became an atheist in response to distance myself from them, realized my mistake and accepted Christ into my heart at the age of 24 and decided to be the change I wanted to see in Christianity.

At t' 'mart anyone want out?

may drop out of school and move to cape town and smoke weed and surfski at the beach all day

Jesus was a libertarian

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i'll take a protein bar lad. I'm bulking right now.

>and loved free market capitalism
literally nothing wrong with that. jesus never says be charitable with other people's money.

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any syndicalist chain breaker man in?

Alright boss I'll see what I can do

Reckon I'm going to beat the shit out of the next Canadian I see surfskiing in Cape Town

the new testment condemns greed constantly. jesus absolutely did not believe in laissez faire capitalism

christians are responsible for most of the charity in this cunt why do you think they hate homeless people