ITT: We shittily/vaguely describe a film's plot

>Very repetitive.

A midget goes for a long walk.

Hobbit

Sperglord start's a men's group

Good work.

Fellowship of the Ring

A snail dream turns a man insane

Quad amputee kills a company executive

robocop

>catched

Rush Hour?

Lesbo failure can't even succeed in her dreams

Guy joins a club, it seems cool for a while, but then it turns out to be lame.

old guy is sad because people kill each other over money and drugs

Juno

Captain America: Civil War

NCFOM

kek, but no

he drives

fits the description, but not what I had in mind

Drive

IT'S NOT A CAAAAR

Guy installs cable

Baby Driver

There's a bunch of sad people yelling at each other in California, and then there's a storm or something

a bunch of depressed drunk slavs dances around until a presumed dead jesus figure blows them all up offscreen

Fight Club?

Take Shelter?

Dick buys a camera and manipulates a Pajeet

1. guy thinks his wife is cheating on him
2. guy kills his wife, I think
3. ????
4. guy kills his wife's lover, but maybe in the past though
5. ????

The Mist

Magnolia

Werckmeister Harmoniak

nope

Magnolia?

American History X

Mulholland Dr. of course,

Matrix

Mulholland
Fag club
Back Door Sluts 9

yes

T-t-the c-cable guy?

the most alpha cuck of all time makes his retarded wife get fucked to death

Brain damaged serial killer on a quest for revenge

yes to Mulholland

no, but that works too. Additional hint: Manlet ruins it for everyone

Batman vs Superman

Government operative tries to get the answers he needs but isn't the smartest man in the room.
Memento

retard guy likes a girl, eh goes to war and has a good time

Forrest Gump

my diary desu

A retard gets lucky but also cucked

Like a box of chocolates

my life, if i were to ever get lucky

An autistic loner shoots up an apartment

yep.


Everyone runs from an STI

It Follows?

fast faggots

It Follows?

Fargo, Season 1

guy tries to get on his flight but his friends can't go with him

An average guy's wife gets BLACKED and is secretly an angel

A couple guys go looking for their missing friend, after a beach party goes horribly wrong

Mullholland dr

A man has had his fill with unexpected airborne animals

Lost highway

Creepy pedo hunts down a college twink

No Country for Old Men?

Hangover?

I want to know the answer to this one

Jesus christ, dude

L'avventura

yes
nope

Snakes on a plane

Yep

A book makes a depressing family go insane.

Fits the description better, but that's not it either

The VVitch

Midget fucks everything up for a business man.

Last time I wrote that somebody solved it in less than 5 minutes if I remember right.

A fat and grouchy loner wins the girl over from Chad in the end

A guy has sex with his sister and then kills his incest son

Lord of the Rings. Or maybe Envy, Ben Stiller is a pretty short guy

The big guy was a cuck.

Elf

Nope

Two fat idiots perform an exorcism with a tooth.

vantage point

nightcrawler ofc

yessir

a dude consumes weed and laughs his ass off

POD!

Nope
Never watched that movie.

The movie I mean is very popular.

DUDE

In Bruges

babadook?

Bane?

Correct.

Captain America: The First Avenger... but the lead role is played by a woman (at least they say that's what it is...)

The Boss Baby

Correct

nope.
Hint: Midget cucks business man.

Iron Man

Groundhog day

a cheeky brat meet the president

Home alone 2

Everyone in LA is racist.