*Shoots you for not complying*

*Shoots you for not complying*

That'll be a $100 tip plus tax for our police service

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*claps in the afterlife*

Dog bless ameriga

what % is he? my guess is about 33%

looks like full on mexican

instagram.com/p/Bbc6syKHPOo/?taken-by=policevideo
>be british cop
>be useless

they helped themselves to everything in his hotel room
why do you think the video cut out?

...

and nobody died

He has a bad case of gay face.

think it would have been preferable to somebody being shot or tased, rather than have your law enforcer be completely manhandled and helpless

WRAP YOUR LEGS AROUND YOUR HEAD AND TAKE YOUR PANTS OFF OR I WILL FUCKING SHOOT YOU DO YOU UNDERSTAND??!!

Some fat NEETs basement hunting tardos will actually come up with some "beta cucks UK! low test numales!"

O-okay s-sir...

it would have been better had those nogs been removed

youtube.com/watch?v=gwWRjvwlLKg

SHUT UPPPP

I GIVE ORDERS YOU OBEY
WERE GOING TO SHOOT YOU
WERE GOING TO SHOOT YOU
WERE GOING TO SHOOT YOU
WERE GOING TO SHOOT YOU
WERE GOING TO SHOOT YOU
WERE GOING TO SHOOT YOU

youtube.com/watch?v=X1L1APOGhLI&t=2s

>Sir I need to see your lisence and registration
>HE'S REACHING FOR HIS POCKET! HES GOT A GUN

"O-officer I'm just reaching for my walle-"

*BANG BANG BANG*

How the fuck does kneeling with the legs crossed benefit the cops in anyway?

>think it would have been preferable to somebody being shot
no it would not. i would rather the officer took a few bruises than killed somebody. if they're dead there's no justice.
that's not for an individual officer to decide, this is part of living in a 1st world country so i can't expect you to understand.

heh, mr officer, the thing you shot was only a hologram..

>if they're dead there's no justice.
theres such as a thing as a taser but evidently your cops are completely defenseless and inadequately training

SHUT UP DON'T TALK
NOW PUT YOUR LEFT AND RIGHT LEG IN A LOTUS POSITION OR I'LL SHOOT YOU

CROSS YOUR FEET
PUT YOUR HANDS UP IN THE AIR
NOW CROWL
dog bless

>SIMON SAYS CROSS YOUR LEGS
>SIMON SAYS HANDS FLAT ON THE GROUND
>SIMON SAYS HANDS IN THE AIR
>GET UP ON YOUR KNESS
>I DIDNT SAY SIMON SAYS *BANG BANG BANG BANG*

>be in american nightclub
>DJ tells you to put your hands up
>don't comply
>get shot

>be in american nightclub
already signed your death warrant 2bh

what if I get down on the dancefloor ?

You get shot for violating floor private space

>doesn't turn himself into a human pretzel as ordered
didn't stand a chance...

Libertarians unironically want this

Everyone does the dinosaur

alright let's say this is true
let's take a look at the wikipedia page for officers killed in the line of duty for our two countries

>UK
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_British_police_officers_killed_in_the_line_of_duty
>bothers to list almost every one since 1900 and it's not even that long

>US
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_American_police_officers_killed_in_the_line_of_duty
>almost 100 per year

so yeah, i'm happy enough with how our police are run, but they could carry themselves with a bit more dignity on the social media front. though it's understandable since american trends have a way of coming here so they don't want the whole fuck the police thing to take grip.

Who?

pls tell me...

super efficient and well trained american police force
youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1113&v=Mjr0Ts6yORE

>American police in charge of figuring out how doors work

lol this could happen to any usanon here

SHOW ME YOUR ASSHOLE AND SPREAD OUT YOUR BUTTCHEEKS SO I CAN SEE IF THERE IS A GUN.
IF YOU TRY TO DIG A HAND INTO YOUR ASSHOLE TO CATCH A GUN I'LL SHOOT.

I'm pretty scared. Any american here could get killed today by a powertripping mutt

I've seen videos of this happening. I think the best course of action when dealing with the american police, like with other animals, is just to play dead.

Wild bears will kill you only if they are hungry.

Amerimutts are always hungry.

Wild bears kill you if you are threatening to her cubs.

Are you implying american cops are adequately trained?

And goes extinct

Not really.
The rule is
>Brown bear
Play dead, often just a defencive attack due to food, surprise, or cubs nearby
>black bear
Will run if threatened or cubs are threatened, will usually only attack if it's actively trying to eat you, fight back

>you can survive bear attack
>but not american law enforcing

CRAWL TOWARDS ME!!!

well okay I live in a village so im not so familiar with bears ;__;

BACKFLIP TOWARDS ME WHILE KEEPING YOUR LEGS CROSSED

potential for a new sub meme

>psycho face
He is so average Sup Forums lurker with a powertrip enabling job. Creepy.

the airport security people are as bad as the cops. It's what happens when you give power over others to people who shouldn't have any power.

PUT YUR HANDS IN THE AIR
NOW FACE DOWN WITH YOUR ARMS STRECHED IN FRONT OF YOU
NOW BACK IN THE AIR
NOW TO THE GROUND
SAY ALAHU ACKBAR
FUCKING TOWELHEAD DIEEEEEEE

Do you mean US airport security or elsewhere too? Nowhere have I seen such rude motherfuckers as in US airports

US airport security.

Ah yes. They want to look in your phone, laptop and your butthole. And the questions you have to fill in are hilarious. IS ANYONE IN YOU FAMILY A NAZI? ARE YOU A TERRORIST? WHAT IS YOUR ZUCKERBERGSTEIN ACCOUNT? WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A ZUCKERBERGSTEIN ACCOUNT? At my work everyone who needs to America get a new empty laptop with a linux distro so they can install it and use a vpn. They don't even hide that they want to steal everything what is on the laptop. They bully people into giving it. Land of the free my ass.

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