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h-hey guys! These people don't subscribe to our political leanings or ideals! Let's discuss their community at length!

Do you want to turn this place into a fucking right winged echochamber, like some sort of right-winged Tumblr? Neck yourself republicuck.

Yes

As a white person, I'm personally offended every time somebody apologizes on behalf of "white people"
I stand firmly by the notion that Caucasians have done more to benefit even the most impoverished cultures than any other demographics combined.

the SAcuck is speaking for himself, he's virtue signaling in his own echochamber, why are you so personally affected by it? Are you that weak minded?

>person despising themselves
I think this is absolutely discussion-worthy, especially since this attitude echoes through white Western society. "We are the worst, the world would be so much better without us" etc. - I think it's worth researching how it came to this (and then implementing the same mechanics with the POC population).

GBS is reddit

As anybody on /ss13g/ can tell you, the goons have been full SJW tier for the last 4 years.

why not discuss this where that opinion is prevalent, like on a liberal subreddit or Tumblr? People here will just blindingly support what you say. You aren't going to be influencing anyone here by spouting a common sentiment among this community.

They've literally always been cucks

See

>I think it's worth researching how it came to this

It's you, isn't it?

Did they ever have any decent memes?

Yes

SA was pretty much proto-Sup Forums in the early 2000's

They also paid money for swap.avi to be made, long before 2 girls 1 cup was a thing, pretty funny now that they are all nu-male cucks when they used to send money to 3rd world countries so degrading shit porn could be produced

SomethingAwful is cucked as fuck, but theres still some subgroups like BMW that arent total fags.

Kek I remember these faggots. They triggered stormfront hard.

it used to be a funny board many years ago, but soon became one of the first SJW casualties. the last time i went most people posts were just virtue signaling and people who seemed to be very careful about making sure they word their posts so carefully to make sure they don't offend anyone or get banned

the mangosteen shilling episode, the expulsion of the right wing posters from SomethingAwful: it created most of the alt-right websites that were the progenitors of Sup Forums - Lowtax's shitty moderators essentially started the ball rolling that would end in Donald Trump getting elected.

Something terrible happened

>DAILY REMINDER YOU HAVE TO LITERALLY PAY MONEY TO POST THEIR

THERE*

>SomethingAwful.com
Lol

>he thinks the "alt-right" is anything but a pebble in the wake of an avalanche

you people are literally insane. you have no idea what this is

the uncucked goons came here a long time ago and that place has been a shithole since

haha wow, that post is truely something awful

>paying to post in a forum
Wew

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alt-right is a convenient term, you just sperged out hard

Anyone remember when Something Awful was full of funny people who mercilessly made fun of weirdos and didn't give a shit?

yeah and then i remember how fucking long ago that was and feel bad

the "alt-right" is nothing. some toothless hick named jethro has a better handle on this situation than you scum

FYAD was fun times famalam

the mods there are huge FAGGOTS AND TRANNIES

(USER WAS PROBATED FOR THIS POST)

tfw the 2000s internet is dead forever

okay, aspergers, it's just terminology

no you don't get it. you are nothing. you never will be.

SomethingAwful was like Sup Forums in 1985

Then Lowtax said

Hey, I need some money. And I'm incompetent, and Emily won't let me lick her feet anymore!

So Lowtax's solution was to put Icequeen and Ozma and Mayor Wilkins and seven other literally fat literally thirty year old dykes who actually had no jobs or friends in charge of his forum! And then what happened was, they ruined it

And while they were ruining it, FYAD went from being funny to being the Cool Kids' Lowercase Typing Irony Funhouse (No Problematic Posting Please!)

So literally fat ozma with her actual no friends and nothing to do in her life at 37 years old could come to FYAD and be like

hey guys. ironic posting

and FYAD became more ozma than FYAD. And then a bunch of ironic thick rimmed glasses hipsters with fat guts became FYAD, and all that was left of FYAD was that. And Helldump was born, and it was entirely about doxxing people who don't have the correct liberal opinions, and Ozma just kept getting fatter and fatter.

Then Laissez Faire came. And it was like Revleft, except instead of being a bunch of 42 year old dialectical marxisticians, it was 28 year old "I'm still a cool internet hipster even though I'm 28, dude.." faggots who were even more Upset about Issues than nu-FYAD and they turned the entire forum into a vagina

While all this was going on, Icequeen had multiplied into a dozen Icequeens, and you weren't allowed to post misogyny (like saying that women can have responsibilities), and Ozma just kept becoming fatter and fatter, and Lowtax married fourteen chinks and new pills were invented for him to swallow to make the pain of chinky alimony go away.

In the end, all that was left was Ozma, and FYAD which had become Icequeen, and a trillion thirtysomething internet beta males who thought that it isn't really gay to take internet pronoun feminism super seriously as long as you only ever type like this
>hey thats actually problematic af hth

To this day, Ozma is still fat

what are you so assblasted about, you're getting very booty bothered

wtf i hate somethingawful.com now

Jk i haven't been there since 2004. Just went, and was glad to see they still do the "Awful Link of the Day." I was never much for the forums, though. I think you had to pay ten bucks, even back then. And in 2004 money, that was a lot of money.

Hope you got 10 bux

Sup Forums confirmed for adults who spent their childhoods hatepoasting

Because we get instantly banned you fucking nigger.

>memes memes memes memes

you are proving my point. this place is a parody of a joke

Disturbingly accurate post

yeah this about sums it up. high schoolers itt read this

>I think it's worth researching how it came to this

Very serious here.... research Jonestown. It will tell you how this happened.

youtube.com/results?search_query=jonestown

Why no one ever brings Jonestown up, even knows that Jonestown is/was, or how it relates to modern SJW's blows by fucking mind.

I never used the forum because I wasn't about to give Lowtax my shekels, but I read a lot of the other content on the site.
What happened to doc Thorpe and SpokkerJones?

Cliff Yablonski is and will always remain my primary role model.

daily reminder that Sup Forumscucks and Sup Forumsirgins believe gamergate was the sole reason Trump was elected. Their super sheltered lives where their only interactions are on right winged forums/news sites have made them feel like revolutionaries

ignore all of their posts

>SA
It's 2016

People already gearing up for Trump to rid America of its shit. So they play it off as if they just cant stand it. Nah young blood, you are scared.

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Lowtax tried to swallow the bluepill after red, and turned out mauve and broken. Plus he called schmorkey a tranny and xis crazy girlfriend called him the antichrist.

That and slowbeef turned sjw faggot

GET IN HERE LADS

WE WON


GET IN HERE LADS

WE WON


GET IN HERE LADS

WE WON

From about 2007 to current year there has been a rather large spinoff enclave referred to as SASS who originated the ALT-Right faggotry we see today.

They can be found at:

mpcdot.com/forums/
somethingsensitive.com/

pity (you)

I wrote articles for SA around 2000-2003. It became a shithole round that time; been here since. Lowtax called me out of the blue in 2010 or so to ask me about an obscure NES game. He seemed to have completely lost his kind, much like SA, altogether. Some great content came our of that place...it went from Roman Empire to post-fascist Italy pretty fast.

Sadly, I think the same will happen here; but one can hope.

bretty gud summary, I would just add LF also had a lot of pretumblr tumblrtards as well

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Have you read about the Japanese Maoists who went into the mountains and then starting denouncing and executing each other for not being Leftist enough?

Sup Forums would have a field day if LF was still around

dunno about spokker, but thorpe and all the good fyad posters moved on to twitter

It's not a white person you dumb fuck. It's a shitskin falseflagging

SA has been retarded for about a decade. SA was one of the first places infested by SJWs. There was a forum for Libertarians and Ron Paul fans and commies took it over and slowly poisoned the whole site. It was always filled with faggots though

The gun board is pretty good on SA, and GBS is good for white noise general fun at work.

You can't badmouth trannies or even use the word tranny though, which is ridiculous. GBS is starting to get more alt-right I've noticed recently. I think the constant religion of peace happenings are waking people up.

are your articles still on the site?

holy shit that shmorky recording of his girlfriend and him fighting was hilarious

could you imagine listening to someone talk like that with a straight face?

For a good, cheap leftist mindbomb, wait for them to call niggers POC and then ask why white people are a separate group from all the other races.

this
lets bitch about the poster, not the community as a whole, there;s already enough of that kind of shit going around for reddit and 9gag

>OP starts SA thread
>Very first reply is one of their shills on Sup Forums

I hope you're all paying attention to this carefully. 4/pol/ is ridiculously compromised and people here seem to be less and less aware of what's actually going on.

This.

I remember reading SA in middle school.

Those reviews of terrible games. Oh my god.

has Japan *ever* made a post that was wrong?

Somethingsensitive is okay for learning about how SA degraded, kind of like being a futuristic archeologist examining the ruins of meta-Detroit and the first-hand accounts of it's survivors.

MPC is basically the same ultra-tryhard ironyposting circlejerk reputation faggot shit that ruined SA. Except with even more self importance now.

One or two decent things come out of their forum every few months, but that doesn't mean much.

SA style ironyposting heh-pill faggots are the worst cancer imagineable. I've seen ONE of them completely shit up a forum for a hookup site with their paper internet-alpha smugfuckery shenanigans, until it rekt the community. (this was in 2006, but still)

Watch out for these faggots and don't be afraid to point them out, isolate them, and identify them. This is like naming the Jew, it halts them and halts their damage.

I've never really been on SomethingAwful itself, but they make pretty good Let's Plays, like those four guys that played through all of Sonic 2006 in two or three days.

Is niggerstomper58 in this thread?

Same thing they did on /vr/ to destroy their evil video game live action Japanese variety show subtitling rivals.

I dunno about MPC. It's tryhard but the average IQ there is definitely two standard deviations over any other politics board on the internet

Not familiar with that but it sounds typical.

The hookup site situation basically had the SA poster (he HAD to be a goon, identical style) building up a small clique of nuthuggers and then spending as much time as possible doxxing other people / driving off old members who didn't kiss his ass, and driving off newbs. ESPECIALLY driving off newbs.

The forums withered and died in under a year after years of fantastic n00dz threads of actual members.

One of the things I noticed was that SA types are pathologically bothered by any form of new blood who appears capable of being e-competition for their attention, or of out-bantzing them. Then they circlejerk that person gone as quickly as possible. It's impressive the way they all join in to do it (for example, on MPC where there are hordes of them, not just the one on the hookup site)

I think it's a tribal instinct. By trying their best to drive off the new person, they eliminate the chance of their spot on the totem pole being at risk.

>MPC. It's tryhard

I found the good part of your post, surrounded by a bunch of waffling 'well gosh aw shucks'

good point, one liners and hanging out with underachievers is way better for you as a person

and there's that SA smugness, right on cue

how much ass did you have to felch to get accepted at MPC?

just read books more books than Sup Forums posts and went from there

Is books slang for sucking dick?

Come on, out with it. What's your goon name?

The only thing I buy more of than ammo is books off (((Amazon)))

Being literate is actually a hindrance at MPC, you recognize when people are hilariously wrong and god forbid you explain it with a citation as a new member or you'll get page after page of tryharded comments calling you a tryhard, which is actually pretty fascinating if you're interested in how hard people can project on shitposting bbs systems

rofl

Oh, the circlejerk thing is a sign of a weakness, they actually need that to survive. I learned that if you catch a SA goon or two out alone, all you need to do is get people to gang up on them, just like they try to do to others. I think it's their biggest fear and that's why they use it as a technique so much- they have a nearly feminine level of need for consensus

For example, if enough people tell the leaf that he's a SA style smugposting "irony heh" /intl/ type faggot, he'll leave.

Why don't you take your sad need for validation back to MPC, Pierre

Goon-posting cancer. Don't you need to have a real country to have that sort of attitude?

dude you post too much for here

That's a funny way to spell "talking with other men on skype late into the night, dreamily fantasizing about their hairy necks"

MPC faggot detected

all these you's and people still deny the symbol of canadian power

Lol who asked this literal nobody to shit out an opinion?

/shrug

kill yourself? lol

I did.

Reminder that lowtax is a faggot and SA has always been and will always be more cucked than rebbit. They are the ones who got JB banned from rebbit back before it was a relevant site after all.

>Retsupurae used to be one of my favorite channels back in the day
>haven't watched in many years, but have only heard about them becoming more and more eccentric and political for no fucking reason
Please tell me Diabeetus didn't swallow the blue pill

Black flight? Holy fuck. Whatever shall we do?