*steals your soul*

*steals your soul*

*equips boner (hard p*nis)*

I am willing.

What celeb should she face in a pussy to pussy sexfight where the loser cums first?

she should pusy to face me

I would quite literally and unironically enjoy copulating with her.
If you catch my meaning.

Based pusyposter at it again. Yes!

Based pusy poster

>oh hi user!

mac wore it better

Very wise, mortal.

she has big blue eyes and large mammary glands.

GIVE ME YOUR SEED HUMAN

I'd rather she steal my semen desu

SUCCUBUS FIGHT

Who wins?

Alexandra Daddario or Amber Heard?

Well done, Watson. You've cracked the case.

How much did she get paid for her part in The Witcher 3 cinematic?

What celeb would you like to see press her boobs up to Mammario's and be totally humiliated when their boobs get lost?

Both are over 1000 years old but Amber genuinely enjoys destroying societies. She has been known by many names in the past.

How exactly does one "steal" that which I have given freely?

shes just a monetary succubus, not a literal succubus

>celeb
People say this? Are you a journalist? Or a chick?

>*gives you the SUCC

She's currently working her magic to stop the impending space age and mars missions.

Has nobody ever told her not to smile?

They play for the same team, team Lucifer.

That would be extremely cruel to do to somebody.

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O-Ok...

Don't you know it's extremely poor etiquette to post a demon's true naked shape like that?
Such performances as these are better left anonymous.

Please forgive me, take all the cum you need but no more, I'm at my wits end!!!

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I'd much rather her sister

too human-looking
my dick is flaccid

Looks a bit like my cousing desu.

I wanna fuck your cousing.

I don't get how people find this attractive. Everything about her is unattractive. Look at that mouth, the freaky eyes, the entire face really.
Jesus christ.

No. My cousing is only 14!

>how to out yourself accidentally

Being heterosexual helps.

That's legal where I live, but that's unimportant as I'm going to marry her and spend my life with her.

What now you piece of FILTH?

Say that again in my presence and I'll put you down.

I will kindly ask, in fact I demand, that you apologize to my future why. Choose your next words carefully.

>that slight tit bounce

fully erect

She's half swedish and lives in sweden. Good luck.

I like her mostly because of how down to earth she is.

She doesn't pretend anything and has nice sense of humor.

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why is she dressed like a cupcake?

Getting a plane ticket to Sweden now, bon voyage.

'gay'

Why are you calling me that. I am not french.

So I can eat her.

Dumb wax whore.

Where are you hiding, user?

I am not satisfied yet.

>down to earth
The most meaningless phrase in the world. You unironically use the phrase "just be yourself", don't you?

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I'll call you whatever I want fag.

Joke's on you, whore. We're empty, soulless mistakes of natural evolution.

honestly this is more arousing to me than pictures of her tits

No, it's a pretty common phrase with an easily understood meaning, autismbot.

You want fag?
Nigga, I thought you wanted my cousing.

I already got your cousing fag.

That depends on how it's done. It could be done in such a way as to come off as exactly what it should be - constructive criticism,

>Alex, sweetie, you are hands-down one of the prettiest women alive, but you need to learn to smile more warmly. There's a few photos out there where you have this big, toothy grin that never makes it to your eyes. When it's someone as beautiful as you, it's even more unsettling than when it's someone considerably less attractive.

And then resign yourself to having your soul devoured for your impudence.

h-how tall is she

Great, i'm already latino, all I need now is to grow out my beard, boat myself over and claim gibmedats from your government. Then your cousin is mine.

Not sure. Around 180 I guess.

Would you tell her this before or after you turn her epidermis into a lampshade?

>your government
I'm not swedish though.

I was not prepared for the impressive size of this .jpg

>sweetie
You dare?!

Her government, point is, i'm a "minority" so shits mine for the taking if I ever get bored enough.

Her eyes are striking. Her tits are amazing but the eyes seal it.

>>ywn suck delicious demon milk from her swollen nipples as your soul slowly sinks into hell

Fuck it, I'm out

Ofcourse it is. ;^)

>constructive criticism

Good fucking luck giving that to a woman you're in a relationship with, about her appearance.

Only if she brought it up, and even then, treading far, far more carefully and indirectly that that.

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I think that's why the creepy smile - someone has told her how striking her eyes are and she should try to keep them wide. The problem is when you do that while smiling, it makes you look like a complete psychopath.

what did Judy Henderson mean by this?

No one in their right fucking mind would consider this in a relationship. Your agent/PR guy would. though. and should.

Madman

>MF if she ever gets her mouth on my dick

She looks so soft.

>it makes you look like a complete psychopath
Its hot when she looks like a psychopath

>you will never marry alex

There's nothing hot about

I thought I told you to watch your fucking mouth when talking about my bae?

tread lightly, fucker.

>shes 10 years older than me

t. homosexual / jealous fat woman

The fear her predatory state induces mixes with my arousal and heightens it.

After such a tryst your mortal soul will be cordially invited to her own personal plane of hell, in which her specific torture is that you must spend the rest of eternity having violent sex with her without ever achieving orgasm.

*Steals your semen*

Wouldn't look nearly as wierd without the extreme contrast between the skin and lip color

Did she deserve it lads?

I would steal all your souls for her just to ejaculate inside of her

Hetero all day. That's just a really bad picture of her, and it's completely because of her trying to petri-gaze and smile at the same time.

See, her smile is much more normal here.

Also, I really really really really want to fuck her.

xeroque rolmes

Dear lord why must you tempt us so ;_;

We are too weak

going for egg instead of cousin hottie
>sad

As the eldest of the tribe, I wonder how Eva feels about Alexandra's rise in popularity.
Is she happy for her demonic sister, or filled with jealousy?