So terribly sorry sir...

>So terribly sorry sir, but I'm afraid your girlfriend is going to need to come out of the bathroom this time in order for me to sell you double portions

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R-Robert? WHERE ARE MY CRABBIES?

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>implying any nigger is that civil

>The seals stupidly dive off rocks into swirling black water, barking mindlessly. The zookeepers feed them dead fish. A crowd gathers around the tank, mostly adults, a few accompanied by children. On the seals’ tank a plaque warns: COINS CAN KILL—IF SWALLOWED, COINS CAN LODGE IN AN ANIMAL’S STOMACH AND CAUSE ULCERS, INFECTIONS AND DEATH. DO NOT THROW COINS IN THE POOL. So what do I do? Toss a handful of change into the tank when none of the zookeepers are watching. It’s not the seals I hate—it’s the audience’s enjoyment of them that bothers me.

H-How dare you Robert! She is sick with the flu! Now give me my double portions and for the last time, I am not going to this film alone! Don't you even think about reporting me to the cinema police either.

>cmon... you knew.. we had an agreement

*throws popcorn in your face*

Why don't you wearing your crab hat anymore Robert?

Are you ashamed of fine crustacean cuisine???

what is a double portion? is there a limit of popcorn a single person ban buy?

Well if it isn't Anonymous, pleasure to see you again sir.

It's funny, you're the only one who never notices when we serve you crab legs that were prepared yesterday.

Enjoy, I know you will... ʸᵒᵘ ᵃᶫʷᵃʸˢ ᵈᵒ.

Robert follows no man's laws but the Kinoplex corporate manual

is this a derivation of the two scoops meme

this meme kills me everytime

Hehe, thanks for the extra butter user!

Hey BIG guy.

Robert has lighted the fire.

I've been spending too much fucking time on here. I thought that said:
>So terribly sorry sir, but I'm afraid your girlfriend is going to need to come into the bathroom with me to take my double portions

Why am I laughing so hard at this meme.

I really wish Robert would fuck my gf's pusy

Hope this popcorn isn't too BIG, FOR YOU.

>Robert has started the fire.

LANE THINKS THE MOVIE IS SHIT

DREADS GUY IS HOLDING

SHOOTER IN THE BACK

KUCKED PUSYPOSTER

hey robert

I want to FUCK Lane.

do we know this guy's real name? has anybody ever tried tracking him down?

Sir I've just been promoted to manager, and would like to let you know that we are extending the "Singles Only" Policy to now include an Extra-Large Fountain Drink

THEY JUST SHIFT YOU AROUND THE THEATER FOR PHOTOS JAMAL

THIS WHOLE THING IS A SCAM ISNT IT

IS JAMAL EVEN YOUR REAL NAME YOU BIG PHONY

>"Hey, user. Wanna see something cool?"

>"..."

H-H-H-H-H-Hey R-R-R-R-Robert, C-Can I uhm uh, A-A-Ask you to uhm, F-Fuck my wife?

>edgy

JULES, RELAX

Robert you really make the visit to the kinoplex special

"Sir my name is Robert, Robert Zulundu Askonisha Umbutu."

>"Sir, this is an employees only area, what are you doing back here?"

I'm confused. Is Robert the manager or the popcorn bitch of his cinemaplex?

NANI?????

>They finally went on a date

Guys I'm sitting behind Robert. What should I tell him

Remember remember the 5th of november...

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What kind of names does Robert use for Jules after hours?
>Usher boy
>Theater slave
>Kino slut
>Concessionary cuck

Robert, I'll give you 3 of my finest anvils. Keep it between you and me, I have too many as it is anyway.

Can you and your wife please keep it down, I'm trying to enjoy the previews.

Do you think the White House movie theater has a no singles policy too?

>not rest in popcorn
One job

I thought Jules was gay tho?

No Single-Scoops policy

A-actually Robert, I was...I was thinking you would get the other portion! If you want to watch the movie with me, I heard it's pretty kino haha, that's a term I use sometimes for good movies

>NIGGER

>I will never be best friends with Robert

*unsheathes katana*
Block my path, will you? This will be our final battle...
*adopts "Curious Leopard" stance*
*raises eyebrow*
Your move...

Be careful sir, the dinner is hot!

Why the fuck did I laugh at this

I was wondering if you could help me with my... employees only area, it's back here ;) *licks paw and shakes tail*

*falls backwards*
*undoes pants and takes them off in one quick motion while feet are in the air*
*lays on back with tight, virgin asshole exposed*
*pulls buttcheeks apart*
*spreads legs*
I'm afraid my gf won't be coming, Robert. Maybe I could be your gf tonight...

Not you maybe, but I WILL! We'll be best friends, and I'll let him do ANYTHING to me if he stays my best friend forever and ever!

>Don't worry sir, I'll take care of your wife.

Dem's fighting words, robert.

JULES MY BOY FINALLY WORKED UP THE COURAGE!!!!!!

>*undoes pants and takes them off in one quick motion while feet are in the air*

Godamnit

where do all these images come from? link me

Impressed, user? Maybe after Robert's done with me, I can let you have a turn?

I wanna fuck Lane's downie potato face

What movie was Robert watching?

Obviously Master and Commander

Baneposting isn't allowed in kinoplex threads, underage v&s

Guess who bitches!?

DO NOT REPLY TO THIS MAN

checked and kek'd

w-who

YOU RESPONDED TO ME FUCK FACE. NOW WHERE IS YOUR DATE!? NO SINGLES POLICY!

>And I'll take care of yours, pal.

BLEACHED

Robert can suck a fat uncut cock.

I thought they fired you after I complained to Robert last time you threw popcorn all over the floor.

JUUUULES FUCKIN' AY

S-s-she's running a bit l-late..
Y-yeah.. She forgot her jacket..
J.. just let me in, okay? She's going to join me shortly, p-promise.

Fuck off Mike, I got a date! S-shes just in the bathroom haha. You know, females with their genitalia haha.

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I never really understood that movie

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

me on the right

PEOPLE WITHOUT DATES GET SHOT!

>6 (six) white on white couples

Never has a stock image pissed me off this much.

Your mum's vagoo has civilized many.

>ywn take part in uber comfy cinema hijinks with Robert, Jules, lane, and mike

THE LOVELY NIA EVERYBODY

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i don't get it

Who's Mike again?

Wow Robertposting has really taked off

Mike is the shitty manager who tried to take over the theatre the other day

The meme has been rejuvenated lately and its stocks are soaring.

Im glad. Keep up with the good work Bob (I get to call him bob)

>Jeb!-tier hands
still got a kek outta me

This shit is so sad, it's like when Will Smith rearranged the mannequins in I Am Legend

see, you think it's one way but it's actually the other

Is this what they mean by Blanda Up?

This reminds me of this time I killed a woman with a baseball bat
Lol

Helloooo?