Infant: All of the movies are great because they're Star Wars! I love Star Wars!
Child: Disney Star Wars is shit but everything by Lucas is good. It was his franchise after all.
Teenager: Okay, Episodes I and II are bad, but at least Episode III was good! I don't mind the special editions either; they made a few improvements I think!
Young adult: The prequels and special editions are travesties and only the original trilogy is good. V > IV > VI. Empire Strikes back is the best!
Mature adult: The only good Star Wars movie is Episode IV.
Oliver Thomas
fucking dumb i know that IV is the only good star wars film and i'm definitely not mature
Nolan Reed
Humans are often contradictory in nature.
Asher Cooper
Elder Adult: VI gets a bad rap. Focus less on the Ewoks and more the emotional back and forth between Luke and Vader.
>luke yelling in anger and slamming his lightsaber down on vader over and over whose unable to defend himself >cats in the cradle starts playing
Grayson Rogers
>Ignore stuff that makes the movie bad and it will seem better
Wow...
Henry Gonzalez
Wait, what's wrong with Episode V?
Jace Edwards
The only good Star Wars movies are Star Wars(which I refuse to refer by a number or subtitle that was added later), Rouge One, and The Force Awakens.
Jeremiah Sanders
There are no good star wars movies.
Ian Miller
You forgot the last one: Actual Adult >The original Star Wars film was a landmark event in the history of motion pictures, and it should be respected and celebrated for that. It is fun to watch and appreciate, but I have outgrown the "fandom" and all the subsequent childish material. Geek culture is a product of late stage capitalism mass infantilization. I acknowledge that I am no longer a child and my tastes have changed and matured. I seek things that challenge my viewpoints and make me a more intelligent and more well-rounded individual, and I no longer care about "canon" or "universes".
Jayden Foster
>Child: Disney Star Wars is shit but everything by Lucas is good. It was his franchise after all.
Disney didn't own star wars when I was a child you fucking faggot kiddo
More like
Child: Star Wars is fucking neato
Teenager: Star Wars is fucking neato I love Battlefront and KOTOR
Adult: Oh cool Disney bought Star Wars and were finally gonna get more movies!
Even more Adult: Rogue One was fucking cool and a director of 2 of my favorite films is directing episode 8 awesome! Oh yeah and the comics are awesome again!
