Get in here. Lots of Trumpf news lately so this is looking to be a good one
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Not welcome: 2 scoop bigots
Late Show with Stephen Colbert live thread
Jaxson Stewart
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Cameron Rivera
link?
Daniel Nguyen
GIVE ME MY FUCKING SCOOPS DELRI DANGADR
Samuel Powell
hi cancer thanks for joining us
Gavin Moore
Prepare your anus for shitposting
Jordan Thomas
DROP THE FUCKING ICE CREAM DONALD
Thomas Nelson
>DRUMPFFF
Michael Rogers
Please sage and report thread.
Jonathan Williams
*laughs and claps*
Caleb Gonzalez
MOMS GONNA FREAK WHEN SHE SEES IM MEMEING ON COLBERT
Caleb Fisher
STOP CLAPPING I DIDN'T AUTHORIZE THIS
I'M IN CHARGE HERE
Samuel Gomez
YOUR CLAPPING WILL GET YOU KILLED PUNY HUMANS MY HATE FOR THE BEING YOU KNOW AS ARNOFS BALEGREDI HAS UNLEASED DEMONIC POWER
Luis Watson
>666
Colbert confirmed for Satan
Levi Cruz
Colbert has ascended into full power to stop the fiendish Zarbo X Sassagad
Wyatt Adams
Looks like a good thread. I'm hungry though. Mind if I have a snack?
Kayden Lewis
DROP IT XANTOB CASRDA
William Collins
...
Jason Wilson
Wyatt Reyes
Post a link faggot.
Benjamin Russell
Stop posting two scoops threads.
Liam Torres
...
Kevin Price
HI
Owen Kelly
HAND OVER THE THIRD SCOPE AND NO POOFTAS HAVE TO DIE TODAY
James Wood
I FICKING HATE ICE CREAM NOW YOU FUCKING FAGOTS. FUCK YOU
ICE CREAM IS WHITE SUPREMACIST FOOD NOW.
EAT SHIT ALT RIGHT FAGOTS, ICE CREAM IS NAZI DESSERT
Jack Cooper
all these scoops post are making me hungry
Gabriel Wood
ARE YOU SCOOPING ME?
Julian Baker
LET THE SCOOPS HIT THE FLOOR
1 MORE SCOOP FOR YOU
2 MORE SCOOPS FOR YOU
AHAHAHHHRHRHEDHHDDHDDHDD
LET THE BLOMPH HIT THE FLOOR LET THE BLOMPH HIT THE FLOOR
Jace Thomas
Live stream link, please...
Kevin Johnson
...
Ethan Rodriguez
I had to fucking go for ice cream at 2 AM yesterday because of these threads...
Nathan Johnson
BOBAMAAAA?? NOT YOU TOO
Jeremiah Bailey
NO ONE GETS TWO SCOOPS IN MY FUCKING HOUSE. TRUMP IS LITERALLY HITLER
Jace Martin
How many scoops?
Lucas Lee
...
Bentley Hernandez
I just filled a coffee cup with ice cream. Not sure how many
Levi Wilson
NO ONE CLAPS FOR DAURDELBT TREUOMPT IN MY SHOW, NOBODY
Joseph Morris
STOP CLAPPING
Michael Bennett
Hehe memes
Charles Turner
IT WAS HER TIME
Isaiah Lewis
fuck, I always fall for this
Kayden Garcia
SOON
Hudson Bennett
BREAKING HAPPENING
THE DNC MURDERED THE "RUSSIAN HACKER"
>youtube.com
fox5dc.com
FAKE NEWS RUSSIAN NARRATIVE = OVER
DNC = DONE
HILLARY/PODESTA AND OTHERS = JAIL
Christian Peterson
>someone says something kinda funny/interesting
>HAHAHHAHAHA
>WOOOOOHHH
>CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP
>AAAAAAAAAAHHH
>CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP
>WOOOOOHHHH
>SCREEEEEEE
Why are american audiences always so fucking hysterical?
Michael Turner
because light up 'applaud' signs in the studio, dipshit
Anthony Carter
americans are too fucking stupid to know when to laugh and clap
Evan Ramirez
Are there also "howl like a banshee" and "scream like a fucking retard" signs?
Thomas Butler
>(You)
Christopher Ramirez
fuck off
Juan Wright
Tell me what I should do for the bottom text box.
I half assed it.
>obligatory CLUDRUMPH GETS TWO SCOOPIES?!?
Leo Harris
>Colbert walks on stage
>Sooo...
>There's a gasp from the audience
>Zarble...
>All white women immediately give birth to multiracial children without becoming pregnant
>ZRUMPT!!!
>A small Caucasian child seated in the third row of the audience ceases to exist
>Most white men in the audience undergo a chemical skin darkening process
>Colbert pulls a .357 Magnum from his pocket and shoots the remaining white men in the audience in the head
>The multiracial crowd are on the floor at this point in hysterics
>The sound waves from the laughter in the room shatter Colberts glasses, he removes them from his face
>An MPAA member runs towards the camera in an attempt to cut the live feed to the televised audience due to the violence of the situation
>Colbert shoots him in the head before he reaches the camera because he is a straight white male
>As he sees his reflection in the camera, the smile on Colberts face slowly fades and he stares blankly into the camera, he peers down to see that he ejacualted his pants too
>The sound of laughter slowly fades out and Colbert opens his mouth
>Don't forget Nrumpt, I'm coming for EVERY white male
>Every. Single. One.
>He smirks one last time
>The only thing my mouth is good for is for being a holster for...
>He loads the .357 Magnum and sticks the barrell in his mouth
>In a muffled voice he says "thhhhss gnnnnn"
>"THHHHSS GNNNNN as he pulls the trigger
>The nuclear alerts immediately disappear worldwide
>A new age of prosperity where members of all races and faiths share their possessions comes into being
>Jimmy Kimmels son lives to be 150 years old and finds the cure to every disease known to man
>Obamacare is enshrined into the US constitution
Juan Reed
please fuck off shill
archive.4plebs.org
Leo Allen
how many people do you have pumping these out
seriously you guys have an impressive production rate over there
Charles Foster
>"So..."
>audience sits nervously
>short period of absolute dead silence
>AND REMEMBER LÛT, WHEN HE SAID TO HIS PEOPLE: "COMMIT YE THE WORST SIN SUCH AS NONE PRECEDING YOU HAS COMMITTED IN THE 'ÂLAMÎN?
>VERILY, YE PRACTISE YOUR LUSTS ON MEN INSTEAD OF WOMEN. NAY, BUT YE ARE A PEOPLE TRANSGRESSING BEYOND BOUNDS."
>AND THE ANSWER OF HIS PEOPLE WAS ONLY THAT THEY SAID, "DRIVE THEM OUT OF YOUR TOWN, THESE ARE INDEED MEN WHO WANT TO BE PURE OF SINS!"
>THEN ALLAH SAVED HIM AND HIS FAMILY, EXCEPT HIS WIFE; SHE WAS OF THOSE WHO REMAINED BEHIND.
>AND ALLAH RAINED DOWN UPON THEM A RAIN OF BRIMSTONE. THEN SEE WHAT WAS THE END OF THE MUJRIMÎN.
>...
>A minute passes. Cut to entire studio audience, all now fallen down dead from exsanguination of no apparent cause. All homosexuals in the North American continent likewise mysteriously bleed to death simultaneously. Remaining survivors convert to Islam.
>...
>He suddenly flicks his head back and smiles.
>"Stay right there ladies and gentlemen! Coming up is Brad Pitt and Miley Cyrus! Stick around!"
Carson Sanchez
MY SCOOOOOPS! GIVE THEM BACK FRIGNALOZ FLORT!
Eli Jones
YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO CLAP, GOYIMS
Cooper Lopez
For those that don't understand the meme and want context
Stephen Colbert sperging out about Alex Jones
youtube.com
One minute in
Stephen Colbert sperging out about two scoops
youtube.com
Five minutes and forty eight seconds in
You're welcome
Kevin Johnson
Brayden Adams
Nice, I'll take a couple (Two) of those repeating numbers
Adam Taylor
How is that sperging out? The Alex Jones ones got a bit old because he kept doing them, and it's very low-hanging fruit, so I get that annoying people. I don't get why the ice cream thing is a thing.
Caleb Kelly
Wait what the fuck is this meme isn't Colbert a generally accepted spokesman of \ourguys\?
Justin Flores
>DNC leaks to Assange .. GOOD tinfoil
>Trump ties to Russia.. BAD tinfoil
Two Scoops don't know the meaning of hypocrisy
Matthew Wright
>wikileaks all but confirm their source was a dnc staffer shot dead while the leaks were going on
vs
>opposition party accuses the president of being a Russian spy like it's the fucking 70s
pot meet kettle
Ian Davis
DO YOU FEEL IN CHARGE?
Evan Reed
lol you stupid shill its like you purposely have swept Seth Rich' murder under the rug
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kp7FkLBRpKg
Camden Barnes
Will it float?
Colton Collins
>Colbert actually quit late night television to open up an ice cream truck business
the absolute madman
Brayden Jackson
GUBARMA YUBORF
Angel Ortiz
>full lowercase
>calls someone else "cancer"
Seems about right.
Owen Robinson
>"hey guys fuck the colbert posting cryhard trumpkins shitlords amirite"
>attracts colbertposters
>saves tons of memes
nice one OP
Blake Russell
HOW DARE YOU FIGHT OUR ISIS ALLIES KRUMBKLFF!!!