Character is american

>character is american
>he wears shoes inside

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>character is American
>He doesn't put his shoes in the fridge overnight

>American goes to his friends house
>Doesn't removd his shoes and socks, then turn his socks inside in order to allow only the clean side to touch the floor

Literal barbarian degenerates

>character is American
>sleeps wearing a shirt and pyjama pants like a 5 year old

>smearing foot sweat all over the floor

I fail to see how this would be better

To be fair this depends on the season. Icebox in the summer, oven in the winter

>characters are american
>don't clap loudly when greeting each other while viewing audience also clapping loudly in approval

How else do you sleep?

>the clean side to touch the floor
Both sides are dirty, /r9k/-reject faggot.

NAked

>he doesn't keep an individual factory sealed pair of white crocs in his wacky packy for every time he needs to walk indoors

>character is American
>shoots up a school

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>character is American
>he has a designated path in his house because hes a dirty hoarder

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>character is American
>behaves like a normal person and not a collection of clichés and stereotypes

>Character is American
>He tips his server at a restaurant

...Do Americans REALLY do this all the time? When I went to America, I never tipped.

I even had some old guy (once he heard that I was a foreigner and walked into the restaurant) tell me that tipping is a thing and to "make sure I leave 25% of the bill as a tip".

You know what tipping is and why it happens stop fishing for yous and come up with a stupid meme

>character is british
>gets arrested for watching the telly without a license

>character is european
>gets raped by an refugee
>gets arrested for hate crime for pressing charges

>Character is American
>He doesn't wear his long pointy nightcap to bed

>character is american
>he stands in the shower

>character is america
>he flushes the toilet every time after using it

>character is american
>speaks spanish

>character is american
>he changes his underwear everyday

>character is american
>he doesn't let his food sit out all night before putting in the fridge the next day

>character is american
>doesn't shit when he showers and stomp it down the drain

>character is american
>he uses toilet paper instead of wiping with his hand

Character is American
>He doesn't boil the kettle and dissolve his shits in he sink

>character is american
>he uses deodorant

>character is american
>he sleeps on the topside of the mattress

>coworker comes over to house
>she immediately takes her shoes off and starts rubbing her bare feet on my carpet

>character is American
>not stuffing his fat face with a fast food burger

boxers
tshirt + boxers if its chilly

what does that mean

Tipping is weird, and a lot of American service type stuff utilizes it. It's kind of stupid.

I enjoyed my time in Singapore, where I didn't have to worry about that shit. It was actually considered an insult to tip.

>character is american
>has a cut penis

Disgusting

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>character is american
>dies in a fire because he can't turn the door knob with his cheetos stained hands

>character is american
>is dumb

>movie is American
>more than 56% of the characters are white
they expect me to believe this shit?

I unironically wear a nightcap.

>character is american
>he walks on the wrong side of the sidewalk

>character is american
>he puts his shoes on before tying them

>character is american
>he locks his car after parking it

>character is american
>he tips the checkout girl at the supermarket

this is the most accurate shit in this thread

>character is american
>he doesn't drink during breakfast and his 3 hour lunch on a work day

>character is american
>he goes to bed before licking his mom's dirty feet clean

>Americans wear shoes in their homes
>why?
>the carpet is dirty because they wear their shoes inside the house

I thought it was a sitcom thing but they actually do it. Taking your shoes off indoors is "the japanese thing"

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>character is american
>he doesn't throw the dishes down on the floor at a restaurant after finishing his meal

>character is american in a small town
>he lives in a beautiful farm in a gorgeous land with a beautiful sun
>people are the positive cliché americans (nice, friendly)
Rural America >>>>>>>> Urban america

Most Americans prefer hardwood floor anyway, though.

And if not having to smell feet means I have to run the vacuum cleaner once a month, that's a small price to pay.

>character is american
>he is thin and healthy
That's fiction, after all.

Maybe your feet smell so much because you wear shoes all the time?

Aren't you worried about scratching the floor if you bring dirty shoes inside?
>once a month
I vacuum and mop every other week and that is normal, except maybe the mopping part

>Has to drive an hour to do literally anything
Eh, I grew up in a mixed suburban/rural school district. Most of my friends lived in the rural parts and it was nice for select activities, but going into the city was usually more fun.

that isis tattoo on eu's pusy is cute

Do you take your shoes off at work too?

Not everyone is a NEET.

I'm not sure how dirty your peoples shoes are, but I'm not in the habit of walking in mud or gravel.

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KYS

even animals keep their nests clean

I can understand that, but I was thinking more of living there as a husband and raise a family.

>character is european
>he puts his toilet paper in a bin instead of flushing it

Only slavs do that

This seems to be a holdover from rural lifestyles

Yeah, I can see raising your kids out there. If I'm not though I'll take more urban areas.

>character is belgian
>puts mayo on his fries

>fries

it's chips

i thought brazilians do that

>character is a dumb frogposter

No, this is chips.

do you take your shoes off at the office? do you even have a job?

yes because your toddle crawls on the office floor

>character is American
>doesn't have burgers in pockets

There are crisps, not chips. Here are chips.

Never seen that in Europe.

wood>>>>>carpet

stay tacky amerifats

>you lied to me
>I was trying to protect you?!!1
>by lying to me????!?!?

>she
Fucking normalfag retard

>non-Americans can't afford both inside shoes and outside shoes
I literally have a different pair of shoes for every room and throw out my socks after every use.

B-but coming home from work and taking off your shoes is the best part of the day.

>we need the someone to play the virgin basement dwelling nerd
>say no more

What?

you think he really fucked that black chick irl?

back to weeb

>character is arab
>finishes every sentence with "my friend"

only meds actually, inclouding med slavs

>Character is American
>Nobody makes a mention of his obese and unhealthy condition

Dude, they actually do.
One Egyptian guy I met at university kept calling me "colleague".