New RLM BoTW

Friend simulator for one hour yay

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>len kabasinski
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>Len

I never asked for this.

>it's a Len Kabasinski episode

i'mokwiththis.pdf

based kabasinski's back

>manlets

You guys are being too harsh Let's all go around the thread and say one nice thing about Len.

Get some real friends instead.

Best actor to take on the Horse Ninja mantle.

>manlet joke
>an Eric Roberts kino

literally /ourguys/

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Shit, wrong site. We only shill here Jay!!

>Who put that there?

I clapped.

blackcougar.com redirects to porn

Hey where is aids-moby!?

was anyone really suprised?

HOLY FUCK I MISSED BASED LEN SO MUCH

>literal run time
I clapped

Just terrible. This is my last RLM video.

Is Jay 5'7? Or shorter? I need to know

>5' 3¾"
holy shit he's a turbo manlet

That's ambitious mate

>5' 3¾"
>americunts will defend this retardness

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Who's Jay's gay friend

nice nips stoklasa

>this is the first time I've ever sat down with some dudes and watched a gay porno

LEN OH BABY

Mike is exceedingly drunk in this.

Also I'm triggered by the gay joke at the end, unsubscribed

>48 minutes later

>Manlet joke

The second a webm of that gets posted, it is going to be used forever in every future RLM thread.

All e-celebs are cancer. Quarantine board when?

>Mocking their height
>Mocking space cop
>Pretending rich is gay
>Acknowledging that mike is literally alcoholic

What have Sup Forums got left to complain about?

Why is Jack such an annoying faggot that overreacts to everything?

Len pls go

So is jay gay or...

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Should have Josh in a hajeeb run in and call them all Nazis, then Len dropkicks him through the table.

yes

>mike calling lens movie trash to his face
based

>literally \teevee\

Why is Jay so cite brehs? :3

why are these guys always swearing at me, i don't like it

I'd split Jessi in two if you get what I mean lads.

the dad nips on Mike are stellar.

did they make rich take the photo

Mike - He's the leader of the bunch. You know him well, he's finally back, to upload a Half in the Bag. His well timed edits, will make you laugh in spurts, if he doesn't upload, it really hurts. He's bigger, fatter, and stronger too, he's the first member of the R L M crew. Huh!

RED LETTER, MEDIA! RED LETTER, MEDIA IS HERE!

Jesse - This chicks got style, so listen up dudes, she is a plus in size, which suits Mikes mood, she's thick and nimble when she needs to be, she can give good boob jobs and climb up trees, if you choose her, you'll not choose wrong, with a skip and a hop, she's one cool chick. Huh!

RED LETTER, MEDIA! RED LETTER, MEDIA IS HERE!

Rich - He has no style, he has no grace, this guy has a funny face, he can laugh on command when he needs to and stretch his arms out, just for you, inflate himself just like a balloon, this crazy fuck just digs this tune. Huh!

RED LETTER, MEDIA! RED LETTER, MEDIA IS HERE!

Jay - He's back again and about time too and this time he's in the mood, he can edit real good with a cute smile on with his nerd crew hat on, he's one hot babe, he'll make you smile when he uploads a video but haters beware cause he's after you. Huh!

RED LETTER, MEDIA! RED LETTER, MEDIA IS HERE!

Jack - Finally, he's here for you, it's the last member of the R L M crew, this guys so unfunny, it isn't funny can make a subscriber cry out for his removal, can annoying the fanbase with relative ease, makes watching their videos seem not such a breeze, he may be slow, he can't meme high, but this member, is one shitty guy. Huh!

C'mon Reddit. Take it to the fridge!

WALNUTS, PENIS, MILWAUKEE BEER SMELLS
GAPES MELLONS ASSHOLES AND VHS SHELLS

what, no love for Josh?

I CAME WHEN I SAW IT

>Josh
no

>tfw new BOTW and Brandon Tenold uploads within the same hour

bless this comfy day

Does this mean no alien review in the near future?

>that ending
holy fuck

>Eric Roberts

>I clapped

>No Jay is gay jokes in this ep with a movie about shirtless buff dudes and a gay bar ending

Mike decided to go easy on Jay and kept him out of the discussion.

Still had to put up with short man jokes. So there's that.

very cool

great episode

This was filmed before April 1st. Len was there to film the Horse Ninja bit.

This was probably finished weeks ago and put out now to fill in time before the Alien Covenant HitB next Monday.

Why does it feel like Len thinkd hes doing them a favor by showing up???

He's an arrogant fuckwad who actually thinks he makes decent movies, what do you think?

That's what I assumed every time they said it.

Just like Mike

Fucking kek, this feels like the drunkest Mike's been in a long-ass time

Why was Jack pretending to be drunk?

LMAO JAY IS TINY LMAO

TOTAL HUMILIATION

Why are Best of the Worst videos so comfy?

RATE EM

What a video. God fucking bless.

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>a film that even Eric Roberts won't make an appearance in

Holy shit

>Jessi

Where the fuck has she been?

She's been busy with the baby.

Holy shit no wonder Wizard grew a bear, he looks awful without one

Also who the fuck is Gillian and what video(s) did she guest in?

Jack after the Bayonetta Pre Rec

Gillian was in the Crazy Fat Ethel episode.

What happened? I don't watch Pre Rec but I like Bayo.

>tfw as short as that

The same thing that always happens on Pre Rec.
They went into the game not willing to learn anything and ended up getting half of what they said objectively factually wrong.

The biggest offender: they complained that the longer combos are useless because they take too long to execute.
Meaning they never, at any point, even became aware of dodge offset between their combined 40 hours of playtime.

They complained that the load times go too fast for you to practice combos without realizing you can just hit select to stay in the loading screen.
Rich went on and on about how much better Ninja Gaiden Black is, as usual, because "Bayonetta has too many combos."
They recommended it, but Rich said "I think people like Bayonetta more than her game."

This is all just off the top of my head, I know they said more dumb shit.

Jack's only fan coming through

Do they not read the chat when they play on stream? I would have thought one of their fans would tell them about dodge offset/the loading screen thing

Len seems like a genuinely cool dude but he doesn't have the charisma and wit for these panel discussions.

FUCK YES

BASED LEN KABASINSKY IS BACK

I really like Len.

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Wow, nice. Len wasn't totally awkward in this one.

Mike Stoklasa has become the very thing he once ridiculed. Look at the Avatar review for instance; he spends 90 minutes going on about Cameron's blatant pandering to the lowest common denominator, marveling (no pun intended) at Cameron's proficieny for manipulating the audience to make them feel how he wants them to feel, how he wants them to think.

Fast forward a couple of years later. Jurassic World is released -- its heavily established to be a soft reboot operating on the hype of faux-nostalgia and Pratt's recent Guardians of the Galaxy success.

Mike loves it. Hits all the right buttons. Really gets his inner manchild going. He basically reveres the film to Jay Bauman's utter disgust.

This is the first sign of Stoklasa's downfall, his immediate descent into the anti-thesis of Mr. Plinkett. He's become lazy, brainwashed, unwittingly indoctrinated into the modern Hollywood machine sculpted by the likes of Disney executives.

It's October 2015. Disney gets in touch with Red Letter Media. They offer him a deal he simply can't refuse; he's instructed to praise Disney's numbered Star Wars episodes while taking critical albeit nonsensical liberties with the standalone films, all the while consistently spewing a casual commitment to every Marvel film that is released. Mike and his goons are heavily compensated for this, successfully turning the likes of the internet's pseuds into DDs (Disney Dudes).

The real enemy isn't Collider, or Loot Crate boxes.

It's Mike Stoklasa.

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Just an honest question here, why does everyone hate Max as a guest. I thought he was great and that it was one of the best of BotW

I want to f*ck Gillian!

>Jack rated higher than Rich
kill yourself at your earliest possible convenience

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Please be gentle.

is that Jay's boyfriend?

he's so needy

He was too loud for me

It's Luke Wilson.

When Mike is on the panel Rich elevates to a 4, otherwise he's a 2 at best.

I think so too.

No.

Its a picture from May 2015 when RLM went to California to shoot Patton Oswalt's scene for Space Cop.

An user from Sup Forums, the guy you're calling Jay's boyfriend, found RLM walking on a nature trail while they were on their trip to CA and he got a picture with them.

Not shown is the person taking the picture. Who could be Jay's boyfriend.

TIL manlets can have a sense of humor about their condition