Captain. I recommend a full spread of Star Trek discussion. Maximum yield!

Captain. I recommend a full spread of Star Trek discussion. Maximum yield!

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Are you master of your own forehead domain?

Denied

tfw no gf with a forehead pussy

Was he autistic?

Why didn't Sloan just recruit Data for the secret missions?
-Can't be read by telepaths
-Super strong, reliable
-Won't have moral qualms about doing bad things

Just convince him it's for the greater good of the Federation or Starfleet and send him off

Belay that order Mr Worf

He was an android.

No, he was a 1940s detective movie side character teleported to a version of the 2300s based on the 1960s and a bunch of sci-fi literature.

>Won't have moral qualms about doing bad things
Sure he will. Data is an independent thinker, including when it comes to morality.

I THINK THEREFORE I AM

Yes and his independent thinking led him to conclude it was sometimes moral to murder the fuck out of assholes.

The whole show would have been maybe one season if they avoided all of the trouble by going on Worf's instincts at the first sight of trouble.

I have to rewatch that episode, it reminds me of when the Doctor in Voyager is enslaved.

It took him a very long time to reach the conclusion that killing that guy was the right thing to do, however. It's not something he can do as a snap decision, which is exactly the speed a deep cover agent might need.

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i think not, mr worf

>no one knows how to give Data emotions
>takes 10 seasons and two movies for him to get them
>The Doctor had emotions the whole time

Was everyone in the Federation stupid except for the engineers who programmed the Doctor?

I WANT TO LIVEEEEEEEEEE

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Can MIIIIIILLLLLEEEESSS keiko posting come back now?

thank you

The Doctor's feelings arose from an unintended situation.

They never ran long term operation tests on him.

yeah but the Dr's holographic matrix was a defragmented ion beam mirrored off of the alpha waves of his creator, which were then coded into separate isolinear code monofiliments.

Data had a litebrite and some sodder

>you will never be married to a smokin' hot botanist

>you will never get a spanking from her for moving her Smegmian Lust Lily

>holographic matrix was a defragmented ion beam mirrored off of the alpha waves
Makes perfect sense

The thought of being her foot slave makes my wiener hard.

I see you've also taken bioprolapticastrometrics

>Keiko comes home
>Her Cumgarglian Moon Lotus is .024 mm to the left
>She nags you, yells at you, then throws you to the ground and rubs her feet all over your face
>you ejaculate so hard the station is moved slightly off its orbit
>she moves to earth for no reason

melts your face

>Vulcan qte joins the station
>She blocks your path
>"It would be illogical for you to proceed, the logical action would be for you to get on all four's and lick my feet."

What would you do?

The EMH program was created at least 30 years after Data, and is powered by a Starship computer rather than a brain-sized computer.

Why didn't the Federation mass produce Datas?

>Worf you're acting strange and you literally just bit off Troi's neck.
>Worf is that a poison bag in your neck? Open your mouth so i can see it.

Crusher is the worst doctor, Pulaski wouldn't have created that retarded virus and wouldn't have gotten her face melted.

>be Picard
>has an entire episode where he proves that Data is sentient and thus deserves all the rights of a normal being and can't be just disassembled like an object
>has no problems with Lore being disassembled and being shipped to Starfleet for study later on

what the fuck, how is this fair

>KEIKO, ARE WHAT ARE YE DOIN' WIT DAT ALDEBARAN CHRISTMAS ORNAM- AHHHHH

I don't remember this scene from event horizon

They no doubt tried, but nobody was able to make a positronic brain since Soong, and if you tried copying him from a transporter pattern you'd just end up with a Data that believes you'd kidnapped him, and that wouldn't go well

Ask her to explain her logic while I lick.

Lore was impeding on Data's "One of a Kind" turf

Yes pusy mistress

>be Lore
>be a turbo faggot
>try to kill people
>fail
>get disassembled and raped by thousands of scientists

p-post more

>Computer, recreate the Enterprise D
>Reconfigure all replicators to dispense nothing but potent sexual enhancement drugs and hard liquor
>Staff entire ship's complement with Wesleys at the height of pubescence and Cmdr Datas with fully functioning human vaginas
>Disengage safety protocols

>KEIKO
SAUCE

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lore did nothing wrong. soong was right.

just imagine if she put her big forhead pusy on you penis and you had no say in the matter!

>Not adding the 500 Klingons in heat and the giant naked Troi

We will create a cornucopia of perfect programs

it's still a terrible thing to do
Lore had all the rights Data had, they just butchered a sentient being and Picard didn't give a fuck

he is just like Janeway killing Tuvix

So, how often do you think someone touched the elevator shaft on DS9 and got ground into a fine mist between the bulkhead and turbolift?

wtf I like Keiko now

Lore conspired to commit genocide and tried to feed his entire crew to a living crystal, he got off easy.

railings are too star trek
they wanted the star wars audience

>That episode where they trick Moriarty into thinking he had left the holodeck
>Spend the rest of his life being nothing but a software program

I always found that really disturbing to be honest

>That doesn't mean he should have his right violated as a HUMAN BEAN!

>there wouldn't be a forcefield

Seven years

It's a Cardassian-designed station.

FIRST ONE TO TALK GETS TO STAY ON MY AIRCRAFT

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>not spacecraft

yes and the empire was the one without railings in Star Wars so it checks out

Forcefield generators are really obvious, there aren't any on the lift car.

lololol XD i undertood that reference Brocolli

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was spock gay?

>Someone get this hothead outta my battlestar

>calls itself star trek
>don't trek the stars
>never leave the space station

I like to think he became racist toward robotic and half robotic people after being raped by the Borg. He was ok with genociding them until the entire crew forced him to change his mind and in First Contact he was hell bent on destroying them at all costs.

please tell me that's real

dammit user i just fapped

They leave the ship plenty of times in Star Trek, and DS9 has constant episodes leaving DS9. You have actually watched star trek, right user?

Really gonna need a source on that one.

>Called Star Trek
>Every episode is set on Earth in the past

Rude.

>defending ds9

>c-computer
>end program

And as we all know, the Cardies ain't no fuckin pussies. Anyone who was stupid enough to get crunched by the elevator was clearly a goddamn Communist in the first place.

Daniella Wang in Due West: Our Sex Journey

>7 years

that wasn't me tho, I don't post images

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>*blocks ur path*
>*steps over u*

They did. They created the enslaved race of Datas Picard warned about, they just called them the emh so they didn't get sued by Soong.

correct. that's how many more years president trump will be president

checked

It's not, both of those tweets are independently real, but they were cut together out of context.

I still think they actually converted him in the Hugh episode. First Contact Picard is a fucking psycopath.

I thought this was a joke reply but it's real, good shit user, thanks.

>having sentient holograms mining asteroids as if they were some kind of prisoners from centuries ago

This is the "enlightened" federation

For anyone curious, it's right at 15:45. The audio is fucking hilarious.

Was Moriarty destroyed in the stardrive section or did he crash on the planet and was left to rot in the saucer section?

Voyager was a mistake.

Holograms aren't real.

Aside from where they aren't obvious, like every shot of a character looking out of a hull breach which is just a hole in the side of the shit with a shield seemingly growing out of the surrounding metal.

The Federation is a Brave new world like dystopia.

Did someone actually say "shut up wesley" on star trek or is that from family guy?

What do if fro. Trek

Data isn't real.

At least the Doctor got pussy in the future before Janeway fucked it all up through time travel while the temporal enforcement agency just watched.

What attracts a person who hasn't seen Star Trek to Star Trek threads?

There's a scene in DataLore (I think) where both Picard and Dr. Crusher say it to him, it was pretty funny:

>Wesley: Blah blah blah I don't trust Data
>Picard: Shut up Wesley!
>Beverly: "Shut up Wesley"?
>Wesley: And blah blah
>Beverly: Shut up Wesley!