>early morning
>mosque screeching
>wake up
>sun isnt even up yet
>lie in bed counting my gold coins
>rub lotion on my dick so it stays moist cause got no foreskin
>hear abdul fucking his goat under my window
>morning news on TV
>arabs are rioting again
>grab my uzi and step outside
>50 degrees in the shade
>change clothes cause sweaty as fuck
>an arab tries to stab me
>shoot him
>go to the bus stop
>an arab tries to run me over with a tractor
>shoot him
>riding the bus
>an arab tries to blow up
>shoot him
>step out
>rocket alarm
>run to shelter
>change clothes again
>see pride parade
>200k faggots blocking traffic
>die of heat stroke before i can spray them with my uzi
Early morning
Connor Price
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Luis Jones
what's your favourite ice cream flavour?
Mason Jackson
Die, desert nigger!
Easton Long
Kek greatest ally
Elijah Evans
Thomas Sanders
Hate it when that happens
Nicholas Wilson
We could've been friends, we could've secured the holy lands from the savages together. But you had to make our countries go full SJWtard and now you'll be killed by the flood of sandrats.
Josiah Gonzalez
>be American
>get shot
>be European
>get bombed
Tell me your secrets based merchant.
Hudson Parker
5/5 breedy good!
Jason Green
its boring and segregated in yer country. theres little civic pride outside of kabutz and theyre gen grape stomper types. one-fifth of (((you))) are russians.
yer a palestinian.
Joshua Gomez
A day in the life..
Dominic Carter
...
Nathaniel Carter
too right
Juan Baker
...
Blake Cooper
>theres little civic pride outside of kabutz and theyre gen grape stomper types. one-fifth of (((you))) are russians.
Well you're not wrong. Like all western countries we too are plagued by the leftist scum. Zionism from the heart is soon to be a thing of the past, it seems
Plus, pretty much every single Israeli you'll see on a site like this is Russian, or at the very least Ashkenazi. I'm Russian and I'm betting OP is too.
Carter Watson
10/10
6000000/10
Ryder Perry
...
Lincoln Brown
Top kek.
Joseph Scott
It's no ground harness but it's okay
Hudson Perez
10/10
Carson Jones
>say hi, /pol
Josiah Brown
>Shelter
>2016
>not having MMD (Merkhav Dirati Mugan) inside your appartment
Ethan Lopez
First half was cute but the ending was anticlimactic.
6/10
Zachary Diaz
is leftism really this rampant in israel?
when I make aliyah I intend to publicly display my far-right opinions and shame the fuck out of every leftist traitor
Luke Lopez
The only rightwing party in Israel is BALAD
en.wikipedia.org
If you mean Jewish rightwing, there is no such thing.
far-right -outlawed
regular right - utterly corrupt or pretending to be right while being left of center.
Only hard left, regular left, center left and center. These are the only options.
Jacob Martin
>who are religious zionists
What is right to you? Calling to put palestinians in death camps?
Levi Morales
you think aravim would mind putting you in a death camp?
Gavin Ward
Gabriel Cox
>What is right to you?
How about not claiming 99% of them are loyal to the state like the "right wing" "religious" "zionist" party says?
Chase Peterson
Are you me?
Adam Peterson
I feel kinda bad for you guys.
It's mostly the influence of American Jews responsible for this shit.
Justin Price
Is that Ben Shapiro?
Robert Torres
I've been saying this for a long time now. Israeli Jews are based, because they have their own nation. They have their own ground, they know where they belong, they know what to fight for.
These rootless internationalist jews are the real problem. They are fucking sick in the head. They are prone to paranoia, probably because they have been living in semi-hostile territory for centuries. They don't know what "home" is, and they don't care about "the people".
Sebastian Fisher
How are Likud, Jewish Home and Yisrael Beiteinu not right wing?
Oliver Baker
Amerikikes are the scum of the earth
Just look at this vile progressive page on facebook.
facebook com/JewishVoiceforPeace/
Christian Gray
Well, not just that, but this latest generation of Israelis are not bound to the rhetoric of previous Israelis, thanks largely to the internet and the interaction available because of it.
They're essentially just victims of the politics, trying to live in their own country. They didn't ask to be born there but it is their home now. They are duty bound to defend it and no one can really hold it against them. They're probably the LAST generation that will enjoy nationalism, before the left fucks everything up with this no borders nation bullshit.
Current generation Israeli youth are the bridge between what was a secular nation and what will be the full blown NWO we all know is coming. They are quintessentially Sup Forums, and probably the last to exist in Israel.
Their kids will most likely be degenerate leftist scumbags, and we're powerless to stop it.
Cameron Wright
I agree. Diaspora Jews are fucking shit. They're awful people and the reason everyone hates us in the first place.
Carter Brown
Hello Uncle Adolf
Oliver Hill
bretty much
Lucas Wilson
Are you Ole Hadash? Welcome.
Alexander Ramirez
Haha
James Rodriguez
... Do progressive Jews not realize that the Arabs literally want to murder them? If the Arabs ever gained the upper hand on the Jews they'd perpetrate a worse less humane version of the Holocaust.
Angel Wilson
Muahahahaha
Hunter Martinez
Tell me how bad did all these Jewish schemes (feminism, woman empowerment, multicuilti etc..) effect the life of jews themself?
Hudson Morris
I want to murder them too and I am not a Muslim
Zachary Young
>be jewish teen
>Immigrating to Israel
>huge line outside of plane
>random penis inspection
>men dropping their pants
>get nervous cause not circumcised
>finally come out
>drop pants
>everyone open their mouths
>start emitting a loud noise and pointing
>emergency rabbi runs over
>goy! goy!
>says its not kosher
>Benyamin Netanyahu approaches with a holocaust picture
>6 million, never again!
>soldiers grab me by the hands and legs
>everyone starts singing the Israeli anthem
>rabbi has to give Metzitzah b'peh or god will be angry
>says it will be charged on my credit card
>and this is how I got my first blowjob
Caleb Adams
what the fuck
I would expect bibi to support keeping mudbeards out of civilized nations...
Luis Thomas
>we poor Jews
Xavier Mitchell
sides still en route to Saturn
Asher Jones
If by "jews themself" you mean us Israelis, then pretty much just like in the US, though to a lesser degree I reckon.
Brayden Garcia
multiculti is pretty bad in zion right now
sudanese and eritreans say the nazis should have killed us all kek
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Tyler Peterson
>American Jews are the only degenerate, cancerous ones
dailymail.co.uk
Dylan Rivera
The party you said was right wing is litteraly an arab party, you are retarded if you think they like zionism in any way.
Samuel Robinson
cross thread related
>sjw cuck kills himself because muh poor refugees getting bad media
literally can not make this shit up. surreal
Levi Allen
Kek, nice one Schlomo.
Jayden Ross
Why do you hate goyim Ahmed?
Juan Brown
Why not
Hunter Martinez
Bibi does what his corporate masters tell him to do.
When people say how "nationalist" and "right wing" this literal POS is I'm not even mad anymore, it's all keks for me now. It's not like we have a viable alternative to strive to. Everyone here loves Slimes and is willing to sacrifice lives for political correctness.
Just fuck my shit up.
Brody Jenkins
Fucking KEK
Nathaniel Cox
This is a settlement thread now. Post Israeli cuties!
Aiden Wilson
Antisemitism is a thing of the past, let's be friends
Justin Thomas
Wait do some people actually get Metzitzah b'pehd? I thought that was just a Sup Forums meme.
James Wilson
no foreskin eh?
DONATE TO FOREGEN TO REGENERATE YOUR FORESKIN.
Easton Roberts
lol dam son
Joseph Flores
...
Levi Peterson
What a clever observation, (you).
It's a right wing, arab nationalist party which hates Israel. That was the point, you dimwit.
Evan Brown
...
Juan Gomez
They cant really regenerate it. This new foreskin does not produce natural lubrication nor has the nerve endings.
Its just a piece of skin and the procedure has all sorts of problems.
Alexander Diaz
>2016
>not owning a private house with an underground shelter
Aaron Reed
>tfw always surrounded by disgusting haredi scum in Jerusalem
>tfw this entire country is a shithole
Anthony Adams
It's real. A rabbi here gave a bunch of kids herpes this way.
Anthony Lee
Come to Sweden if you want to see a real shithole. Wave of rapes and the media blames the warm weather.
Joseph Cox
Intredasting, now we know it's not only the Talmud
Jason Lopez
How does an American goy go about emigrating to Israel? I'd love to serve in the IDF for a few years, maybe turn some mud people into ground beef.
Pretty sure I have some distant sephardi jew in me, father's side though.
If I could prove it with a DNA test, could I get a free trip to Israel and sign up with the IDF?
Aiden Jones
We accept cannon fodder without Jew proofs
Isaac Sanchez
I'm sure you'll feel much better around flaming faggots in TLV, Sudanese niggers in South TLV, criminal Arsim in Netanya or murderous Arabs in Haifa.
Michael Morgan
>aliyah
oh god pls dont
Nathan Turner
I'm not brown enough to be considered Swedish
Ian Martinez
Yeah but I don't wanna pay for that flight desu
Cameron Russell
Nonsense, everyone becomes Swedish the second they set foot in Sweden! Here's your complimentary Swedish teen girl to rape and welfare as repairs for the racism you will face when the police ask you to stop.
Jonathan Butler
The IDF has foreign volunteer type guys, you could try registering for that
William Evans
this why we all got to get behind moshe
Jaxson Cruz
Whiny Europeans cry about bias in favor of Muslim terrorists, we know this well too much
YOU DIDN'T LISTEN
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Matthew Garcia
>hmm lets see. those white guys are the only ones standing between me and total annihilation from muslims. better destroy their countries
jew logic
Carson Anderson
Can I get a Swedish girl too? I don't want to rape her though.
Nicholas Williams
>its a hasbara thread with fake friendliness tricking goyim
We already fight your wars for you, now fuck off.
Chase Davis
No racists on our streets! Nazis go home!
Evan Ramirez
...
Nicholas Jenkins
>of tan descent
>tanned german man
lmao does it get any more blatant
Nolan Foster
...
Hunter Price
srsly? people in Israel are politically correct?
Owen Jackson
OH HOLY FUCK I'M DYING OVER HERE
Andrew Lopez
>Everyone here loves Slimes and is willing to sacrifice lives for political correctness. Just fuck my shit up.
And it was at that moment that Sup Forumsacks and juden realized... they aren't so different after all.
Jace Clark
Israel would be cool if they would stop being such fucking cocks to their allies
Grayson Baker
anything is better than Haredim
I'd live in the middle of nowhere like Eilat if it meant I didn't have to see their fucking costumes all the time, their two dozen children and smell their fucking stench
Brayden Wilson
I hope Putin nukes you leeches.
Liam Turner
>falling for the Jew-conspiracy meme
Adam Fisher
How can you call Israel an ally, they only take from us, there is no benefits from any relationship with them.
>but we're not muslims!
Wow, way to shoot low, thats like Hepatitis saying at least it isn't HIV.
Jonathan Diaz
Kek wills it. I am destined to never know the love of a Swedish woman.
Jayden Nguyen
>conspiracy
Yeah, the Iraq War and the Arab Spring totally was driven by the jews and billionaire jewish money.