>be European
>get shot
>be European
>get shot
>be European
>get shot
>be European
>get shot
>be European
>get shot
>be European
>get shot
>be European
>get shot
>be European
>get shot
>be European
>get shot
>be European
>get shot
>be European
>get shot
>be European
>get shot
>be European
>get shot
>be European
>get shot
>be European
>get shot
>be European
>get shot
>be European
>get blown up
>be European>get shot
Juan Thomas
Evan Evans
>be kiwi
>get underarmed
Isaac Hall
>Be Australian
:(
Aiden Rivera
>be ozzie
Justin Howard
A-at least we have free health care
Leo White
>be australian
>be chinese
Jace Cox
>Be French
>Bagget up ass
Luke Sullivan
>be french
>get skullfucked by the religion of peace 4 times
Evan Barnes
>be leaf
>get trudeau'd
>be kiwi
>get rainbow warrior'd
>be french
>be muslim
Jeremiah Clark
>Be kiwi
>Stuck on the opposite side of the globe, where no happening ever happens.
You're just jealous
Tyler Smith
>be Canadian
>pay $1 million mortgage to our Chinese overlords for a 2500 square foot house
Landon Wood
>be Belgium
>suck France's cock and pretend you're important at all
Nolan Hernandez
>be french
>be morocan.
Jaxson Rodriguez
>be european
>get allahu ackbar
Cameron Rogers
>Be truck
>Get french people stuck in grill
Ryder Reyes
>Europe is one country
Just because France, Sweden, Germany and Belgium cant get their shit together doesn't make the rest of the EU unsafe.
Ethan Cox
how long is the wait list for tylenol, fava bean?
Anthony Ramirez
>be Australian
>lose world cup to a country smaller than sydney
Easton Parker
Here goes the bandwith
Eli Edwards
top kek this really triggered the autistalians
Luke Davis
>be ozzie
>NO RAMA RAMA
Adam Roberts
Its pretty fucking insane. Was this a common thing before the enrichment?
Jason Phillips
>Be kiwi
>Not even getting easy banter right
Belgian never pretended to be relevant at any point in history.
Evan Mitchell
nice one frenchbro
Colton Stewart
>be swedish
>go to spain to see running of the bulls
>sue for false advertising
Blake Anderson
More like we get to observe the rest of the planet shoot and stab each other to death while we chuckle and high five in our secret island base nobody knows about
Dominic Clark
strong mighty finn, will you allow me admission to your glory land?
Ryan Jackson
...
Luis Carter
but the Congo was nice
Levi Evans
legit kekeke
Luke Harris
Let me try
>Be Belgian
>Stuck between Frogs and Cucks
I bet you want to end your suffering every day.
Eli Brown
>be European Union citizen
>enjoy a rich diversity of 'cultures'
Dylan Young
You forgot
>Be European
>Get run over
Jose Collins
...
Brandon Cook
Gold
Benjamin Butler
>be English
>wonder why no habbenings have occurred yet
Colton Cox
>rich diversity of 'cultures'
Where did you get these bantz?!
Austin Reyes
half an year. More.
Angel Wilson
>Be european
>Get run over by a truck
>Your friends goes to a church to pray for your health
>Gets beheaded
Logan Morris
...
John Edwards
>Be russian
>be a Chechen
>be exploded in airport
>be exploded in train station
James Myers
YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP T B H
John Morris
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