I need the help from /pol to convince my girlfriend, that we should move to India...

I need the help from /pol to convince my girlfriend, that we should move to India. At the moment we are living in welfareparadise here in Scandinavia enjoying our paid 5-weeks holidays, but I was thinking that we need to uproot ourselves and move to a different continent, and India seems interesting.

She is concerned about being raped, and then there is all the feces floating freely around in the streets in India, but apart from that, what are the drawbacks with India? They have good weather, curry and an interesting culture. What more can you ask for?

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Can you play an acoustic guitar?

No, and I don't wipe myself with my hands, but I was thinking, that the local culture is something we'll learn to adopt as we go along.

Don't stare at the cows they get depressed easily .

#cowLifeMatters

>Poo in the loo.
Sorry Pajeet it hade to be done

You might want to live in Gujarat, it's a pretty nice state.

Or Goa.

Is it a coincidence, that gangrape starts with the same letter as Goa and Gujarat?

... or is it just an Indian thing?

It all depends on where you go. Not all of America is like a Detroit ghetto. In Thailand we witnessed both liveable places and poorer areas.

The swimming in filth and street shitting takes place across the poorer regions of the country. Often from a caste beneath ghetto tier aka the untouchables as people refer to them.

Is it a coincidence, that dick, douchebag, dumbass starts with the same later as Denmark?

POO

You are forgetting one important thing here. There are no dicks, douchebags or dumbasses in Denmark (apart from immigrants) whereas gangrape is a common thing in India. As well as the burning of women for being withches.

Don't get me wrong. These are some of the reasons I find India so appealing. The fact, that we still have a bronzeage society in the midst of the world, where people are living in litteral shit, while honering their shitty backward culture is truely something to get intrigued about. That's why I would like to study it upfront.

>There are no dicks, douchebags or dumbasses in Denmark

But you said you are planning to move over there in your post?
If that's what interests you, go in Delhi which is known as rape capital of India.
You've to understand that, there are more than enough rich people living in Delhi but they don't care about anything eg - air population etc..
They blissfully turn a blind eye and people who are poor are muslims and lower caste Hindus.

air pollution, water and soil pollution, polluted food (endocrine disruptors everywhere, heavy metals, PMs/smog), diseases, resistant bacteria, high crime rates, corruption, etc.

I think you are missing the point. When you are living in the most perfect place in the world, i.e. Scandinavia, you can easily come of as a douchebag, because everything here is perfect. In reality, we are not being douchebags, it is just so, that to other people not used to having such a high livingstandard as we have, we might come of as a bit of dicks.

I find it funny, that Dark Age societies like India are functioning as a state. I can't fanthom how basic stuff like healthcare and schooling, food and safety in the street, can be absent from a functioning state, without it crumbeling. To find out, I need to look more closely at it, and therefore I was contemplating moving to India.

Okay?

theres a lack of poos in loos there bud

>Indians

EWW

Like, how do you pay for stuff in India? Do you trade your children for food, or do you have to carry bags of stuff around trading it for other stuff?

I lived in India for a month (New Delhi) while on business.

I'm basing the following on my stay in that one area, so bear that in mind.

It was shit. It was shit figuratively. It was also shit literally.

Everything was covered in poop all the time, always. I worked in the equivalent of the CBD and people would openly poop on the surrounding roads. I would stare out my office window and see people hunched over and squatting next to the curb or in empty lots. Roads would flood during the monsoon season and not drain for days because Indian roads are, well, shit.

Seriously, there is so much corruption that roads are never completed within budget or constructed with usability in mind.

Food poisoning was also a big issue. When you combine constant 40 degree heat, lack of basic hygiene, and the penchant for street vendors to leave their food out rotting with the flies it's bound to happen.

Even when you by groceries and cook for yourself, you will get sick. I went with eight other Australians. Every single one of us got sick.

The people are rude as fuck. There is no concept of personal space anywhere and everyone (on realising you're foreign) will try rip you off.

Things will cost five times as much anywhere. Taxi drivers will tell you bullshit sob stories about their dying wife to extort a higher fare from you. Fake beggars, Indian 'ear stones'... the list of scams goes on.

Indian men are also a bunch of tiny dicked overcompensating shits. Watching them try outmachismo each other is pathetic. Watching them do it to their women or female tourists is despicable. Being larger than them was pretty cool though, they'd scatter if I told them to fuck off.

The pros are that everything is pretty cheap and their beer (Kingfisher) is pretty okay .

Oh, NRI Pajeet

Are you a fucking idiot. Take this from a middle eastern guy himself, don't take your white wife to India. She will get eye raped from all directions, and I assure you eventually groped on a train and raped.

you're an insufferable faggot please move to India

> no dicks
Kek'd, it's because of the lefties ruling Europe, that Denmark has no dicks :^)

Nah m8, only been to India that one time and i'm not ethnically Indian.

Fuck off Mohammad.

Hilarious and original.

It's like you are asking for spoilers.
Come and witness it yourself, and you will get full support of Ministry of Foreign affairs as they are known for sending help quickly after a tweet.

Swedenmark when?

Is there any functioning infrastructure in India? Busses, trains and airplanes are constantly crashing, so how does help arrive? By donkeycart?

Go to Mumbai.
You might even to play role of some eternal anglo in some flick.

And do you have Internet in India???

You cannot drink the water without suffering severe gastrointestinal distress. We are talking life threatening levels. Even the people who live in India their whole life, leave for a couple years and come back, cannot risk drinking the water.

India is not a place you want to go.

Go to Singapore, or the Philippines, or a country that practices basic hygiene and has less than 10,000 people per km.

Human spirit. Reason why India at the end of the day pull itself for the next day
No.

if you want your gf to get gangraped just come to germany

it's not that far away plus you get free welfare too

ITT: pajeets and POO IN LOOS

INB4 BONG

t. Pakistan's Colony.

Did you ever got your butterknife license?

This. Authentic aryan experience.

N.I user here, no pakistans where i'm from pajeet, now go shit on the fucking beach!

Another appealing thing with India are the women. I find it quite attractive, when a woman has a fullgrown mustache while being a bit chubby at the same time. We don't have that in Scandinavia, but I reckon that you'll find it everywhere in India.

If you want her to be raped, infected with a disease and die a painful death surrounded by savages Stockholm is far closer

Didn;t knew they banned porn sites in this perfect state of Scuckinavia.

But Sweden has a fucked up language.

How's that application for joing EU going, monkey cap fuckjers?

They don't. Denmark is the birthplace of free pornography in the world. We are frontrunners on so many levels.

Lotta banter for a 5'4 shitskin

>girlfriend
>move
Stop fucking around.

Put a ring on it already or break up.

Her eggs have an expiration date and you're being a pussy who won't commit or move on.

Choose today. Now. Right now.

Then why come to India when you can fap in comfort of your home.

>starts a thread wanting to move to india by forcing his gf.
>but when someone suggests a place he comes up with same rape/feces arguments which he already mentioned in his post.
>Can't take suggestions already 14 posts.

Why is it that scandinavians are always so autistic whether its the liberal or conservative kind or are you some nigger or paki ? anyways at this point you are already bootyblasted and just shitposting.

sage goes in options field.

Since we share same ancestry, Paki.

Trains in New Delhi are surprisingly efficient. They always ran on time, had proper air conditioning, and were properly maintained. Crowded as all fuck, but couldn't otherwise complain.

Hot water rarely worked. Moreover, water rarely worked. Electricity would cut out everyday.

Roads, buildings, and other public works are fucking garbage. Because of corrupt dealings several things happen:

1. Money that is meant to be directed at designing and building things is funnelled elsewhere.

2. It is not uncommon for tender contracts to be awarded to parties whom those awarding the contract have a financial stake. On a separate note, while working there several government employees negotiating a contract wanted a friend to draft something airtight to cover their asses in case this happened.

3. Indian workers are lazy as dogshit and wouldn't know a good job if it took over for 100 years and gave them a working system of government, civil society, and infrastructure and left them the simple job of not fucking it up.

4. There is a perverse incentive to not make things last long so that the cycle of deceit and swindling can begin anew.

If you really want to know how bad infrastructure there is, google a few things. I recall several bridges and buildings just crashing or exploding in the last year or two.

Ive always kind of wondered this and perhaps a poo in loo can help me out.

When they do the censuses in India, since there is so much feces everywhere and they have the same color and work ethic of Indians do they get counted in the census?

Jesus fucking christ what the fuck is wrong with you

The only worse place to move to is fucking Raqqa

>implying Dendweller was asking for serious answers instead of passing snide remarks.

At least your answer is better than caricature routine Sup Forums does.

That's why the caste system exists, so they don't confuse the shit with the shit shovelers.

It may shock you but yes, they do censuses every 10 year, in the year whose unit digit is 1.

Things that didn't happen.
OP you could have just made a india hate thread.Kek

Let them have fun since after 2030 all is left for them is to become white servant or get culturally enriched in the Caliphate of Europe.

Denmark absolutely destroyed

I actually dont get these people

Whoops, sorry. "People"

>implying wearing flowers when sitting in a big metal bucket filled with hot water isn't comfy af

kek approved.

Your dad failed, how come you expect to even begin with, Eternal Anglo?

>Goa
>safe for white women
l m a o

Wtf are you saying you stupid rat, i dont soeak pooenese

if you wanna move to a third world shit hole
come here
we poo in the loo
we have low cost of living and your gf wont be enriched

t.Dirty paki
even we dont like you faggots
your the niggers of this sub continent

>Thinks I am Ted Cruze.

Your PTSD is getting worse.

just gotta worry about them tamils though...

They will serve you with this(pic related).
Namesty to the super power by 2020

Tbf you guys are just as bad if not worse. Indians are shitty but they dont blow shit up

not if you live in the south
or in colombo, the capital
we have plenty of chinks and whites here and they live fine
north..is still a sjit hole tho

Troll thread, nobody wants to willingly move to India.

the whole gang is here

Tri series when?

As an american that has lived in chennai for work, you might just be retarded. Do yourself a favor and eat indian food in your country.

Wanna hear my experience?
>be me
>bungalow near a little reservoir
>check it out
>so many birds, fish jumping and animals in the distance
>theres fucking garbage everywhere
>dude is shitting in the water
>people are washing their clothes in the shit water
>cows are drinking shitwater
>the sewage from the development seeps into the fucking reservoir
>theres fucking 5 dumpsters on this quarter mile stretch of road, and they toss it in the lake
>some fuck eating steamed corn walks PAST the dumpster to throw the plastic in the lake

I've never been angier in my life. It would be a good lake if they just fucking took care of it.

I ask the fuck why he wouldn't use the dumpster and he shrugged it off.

>because noone else does

> be nuclear spacefaring civilization
>people cant poop in a toilet/latrine
>people dont have any sense of civic duty

This isn't some rural nowhere. This is fucking chennai.

Better than vest of explosives.

The opinions of the 2nd poo country doesn't matter pajeet of sri

Save a lot of money. Tell her it's dirt cheap. Buy better life there. Get a job from your computer.

There are safer zones in India.

>a fucking white crescent moon

Why would you want to move to a literal shit hole?

Poo n' Pajeets everywhere

>Money that is meant to be directed at designing and building things is funnelled elsewhere.
Why design, when you can Designate...

What in the fuck do they do with the cows' piss, anyway?!?

>A fucking blue poohole

Whoops, sorry. I meant "Poople".

Pic related kek

You haven't even seen the Ganges
chinasmack.com/2010/pictures/filthy-india-photos-chinese-netizen-reactions.html

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2910274/More-100-bodies-including-women-children-washed-India-s-holy-River-Ganges-families-struggle-pay-cremations.html

Probably the healthiest drink around there that hasn't been distilled twice over, actually!

But you can fuck off, you aren't worth one tenth of a Hindu.

Hey amjad i heard your father gave birth to a girl with his fifth wife who used to be your aunt and now you are on your way to get her circumcised
I know your father likes his pussy fresh and sliced
Have a good day and don't blow yourself

You know what you're alright

>Pakistan insulting about hygiene
>Pakistan insulting Anyone
>Pakistan literally the mucus of Asia

Bomb in loo Mohamed

>poo in the loo banter

Probably tastes like Indian Ale

So you prefer camel then.

>Bomb in loo Mohamed
An acid-pedocousinrape-clitorisslicing bomb, naturally.

Paki btfo like the degenerate inbred he is

If one of their Arab gods had ridden it, they'd be actively sucking the piss out of the beast.