Australia lost a war to THESE

>Australia lost a war to THESE

How does that even happen? The only worse thing I can think of is the time the USA lost a war with itself.

m8

Ban assault talons

>Tampering with the GIS result
Fuck off, leaf.

The USA won the war with itself. If they had lost the Confederacy would still exist today (and the world would be better off for it).

Leaf, that cunt would fuck you up.

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Never change, Straya

you just posted a cassowary

New Guinea

that is not an emu its a cassowary
They are bro tier

>crazy chimp-out attack birds
>bro-tier

What the fuck are you on about, son?

they colored to russian flag

Sup Forums considers Sikhs bro tier too

they are anything but

pretty much every large flightless bird is a huge asshole.

actually all birds are assholes of some kind.

looks like a cassowary thing, op youre a faggot

They are emu special forces
Aussies are fighting the emu menace so you dont have to you ungrateful bitch
These things would rip your heart out faggot

Wow, very beautiful dinosaur.

That's not an emu you fucking idiot. It's a Cassowary.

>they're brotier

I wonder who could be behind this post...

Dont be fooled by its appearance friend, it could kick straight through your chest

mmm looks like a mobile chicken tendie

Im sure it could, that Ostrich fellow in the pic can slice you straight down the middle from throat to balls.

Their downward stamp kick is quite dangerous, good thing they are very stupid.

They taste ten times better than chicken. You should try, I know the biggest Ostrich farm outside of South Africa is in Texas.

Mate, we fought against the Emus not the cassowary.

The cassowaries are fucking skitz cunts.
if i saw one of those coming at me id leg it.

Theyre basically modern dinosaurs

>The machine-gunners' dreams of point blank fire into serried masses of Emus were soon dissipated. The Emu command had evidently ordered guerrilla tactics, and its unwieldy army soon split up into innumerable small units that made use of the military equipment uneconomic. A crestfallen field force therefore withdrew from the combat area after about a month.

>If we had a military division with the bullet-carrying capacity of these birds it would face any army in the world... They can face machine guns with the invulnerability of tanks. They are like Zulus whom even dum-dum bullets could not stop.