You will be invited to Joe Rogan podcast

>You will be invited to Joe Rogan podcast.

What will you talk about?

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Who was in the wrong?

The Yazidi genocide, UFOs and holographic universe.

Probably whatever Joe wants to talk about

That's usually how it works

those gosh darn SJWs

How a warship off the coast of Japan triggered the tsunami that caused Fukashima, and when said ship returned back to its homeport the weapon accidental discharged and knocked out power in the entire South West United States.

Dude, weed. LMAO

>"I don't like weed"

Obviously the leatherman. He was provoking a fight with that leather outfit.

he just wanted to work out dude shoulda left him alone

Kettle bell workouts on the top of Gobekli Tepe on DMT discussing MMA and its relation to comedy

I don't really have a choice

>What will you talk about?

What's the least gay way to suck another man's dick

Flat earth. The discussion isn't over yet

>tfw I very often daydream about being on JRE, and having all kind of conversations

Sometimes I'm a fighter and talks about fights with him. Sometimes I talk about my country and politics.

Please save me.

>What will you talk about?

Why sexual degeneracy is a Judeo-Protestant conspiracy to suppress Catholic birth-rates and enact social control on the lower classes so they don't organise and pursue policies that oppose the oligarchy's interests

Pepe and other Sup Forums shit

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I can talk about whatever and if there will be an awkward silence, I'll just mention MMA or bear attacks
He'll go on a 20 minute rant and that will buy me enough time to think about something new to say

Chimpanzees and how strong they are.

They're 6 times stronger than the most fit human male. It's no joke user

I don't really bring anything too interesting to the table on my own, best-case scenario I'd be invited on alongside Bill Burr so I could shit-talk about sports. Or I'd be invited alongside one of his political guests (Martin, McIness, Milo, etc.), I could be introduced as "a typical Sup Forums user" which I actually am since I'm half-black man in his early 20s.

So yeah, sports or Sup Forums.

I'm a mechanical engineer so maybe something about that. Have experience with a lot of on-the-rise renewable energy sources, and a lot of information to explain why commonly thought "green" energies can actually be equivalently or worse for the environment and humans, and overall explain why they aren't being as pushed as people think they should be.

Talk about sycophancy for an hour or two

Those things will tear you to shreds. And we place them in zoos, expecting people to buy tickets to be entertained by the shrimps. Basically putting a price on animal life. So bizarre.

Chimps*
Ever see that video of the moose getting hit on the highway?

Either WWII or political philosophy

How can people listen to a podcast with this faggot? I listened to 10 minutes of one of his stand up shows and wanted to kill myself cuz it was all LOL WEED DUDE LMAO

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RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE HIROSHIMOOOOOOOOOT

Please elaborate user

Manlets

How weed is bad for you and MMA is for faggots.

Probably Opie and Anthony fans

how this isn't related to television or film

Barbell workouts, breaking down memes, "normies", actresses I want to breed with, social media.

Yes, I'd exclusively discuss Joe's News Radio days and how many rent boys he was going through like tissue paper on a daily basis.

I would ask him why he is so rational in his thinking about most things but when it comes to politics he is extremely blue pilled. for example he is for open borders. I mean how fucking dumb do you have to be to think that is a good idea?

Bears vs Gorillas.

I've been on it. You'll never guess who I am though.

That's about half true, to be honest.

Shut up young jamie

Milo uses Sup Forums.

The many different uses and shapes of kettlebells

Cut vs Uncut

I would redpill him on issues like immigration and islam.

Guns, weed and porn.

>What will you talk about?
anything but weed

drugs , weight loss , keto , water fasting
Alex Jones , Rhonda Patrick
meditation , my favorite monks

Eating pussy, sucking dick and kicking ass.

Two and half hours bro.

You'd choke in 10 minutes and start glancing at your smartphone.

height

Porn

about my porn addiction and fetishes
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hey Alex how are your kids doing?

Anime

>tfw you realize alex jones has kids
I feel really bad for them desu.

Joe, you're always on it.

Cosmic pedophile vampires that feed on human distress.

your show sucks Moshe

Same here but I'm not autistic

>implying AAAAAAAAAnything in porn is possibly even a little bit, partially real

Holy bluepill.

Nice to hear porn as an industry got downsized but somehow I doubt it. I'm sure there's still similar amounts of money in the game, the money is just distributed in a wider way, to more small sites taking tiny ad revenue, rather than to a few gigantic studios. And without the big studios away go the centralized awards, that Hollywood phony shit was a direct result of big studios wanting to play Hollywood. Now that anyone can cheaply make porn anywhere in the world and make it available worldwide without large distribution costs (never forget about those when it comes to estimating how lucrative porn was before the internet), well, loads more people do and the result is that the money is more widely distributed. Fewer people get super rich off porn, but more people make a living off it than ever before, I'm sure.

video games

>implying the guests have a say in the topic of discussion and it isn't completely dictated by whatever Joe thinks of in that moment

This is the same guy that
>Talked to James Hetfield about bees for 2 hours
>Interupted Black science man to talk about nothing but movies and MMA
>Talks to Steve-O about MMA instead of his adventures around the world or trials and tribulations with drugs
>Discusses Conor McGregor v Mayweather while Clint Eastwoods son sits across the table from him

There are only a limited number of topics and you Better be prepared for the ride or he'll buttfuck you like he did Crowder

>Weed
>DMT
>Kombucha
>Venison
>MCT Oil
>UFC
>McGregor (regardless of the guests knowledge of MMA)
>Trump
>Sam Kinison
>Hunting and/or Cameron Haynes ability to run 40 million miles without stopping

I love the guy and have been listening for years but he seriously is starting to get a little boring

He needs to let his guests talk more

XD

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Ok reddit

I'd 100% percent bring up the rogan memes, the pasta in particular. Then talk about this crazy cesspool of a site, then get side tracked by rogan hunting anecdotes, keto shit, dude lmao shit, etc. Don't think i haven't thought of this before.

NEETBUX

>European politics
>European history (Renaissance is hardly ever discussed anywhere even though it is perhaps the most influential time period in all of human history and interesting as fuck)
>History of religion, origins of religion, evolutionary benefits of religious belief
>History of philosophy and human thought in general, how incredibly flexible and malleable the human mind really is (also how fundamentally different people from different enough cultures really are)
>Uhh Esports I guess?

I regularly daydream of this too. I read so much shit but I never get to talk about my interests irl. /lit/ and /his/ are great but they can also be so incredibly shitty.

cooking eggs

the podcast from yesterday was absolutely rage inducing.

He doesn't invite pedantic children on his show (with the exception of Eddie Bravo)

Race and IQ

Start your own podcast or join other non-toxic online communities mate

Do more with your time

>toxic

Hi Sup Forumsmblr

What brings you to this board?

>tfw been on JRE
>tfw nobody ever mentions me here in threads as their favourite
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How modern media construes facts and statistics as racist.

FUCK WEED AND FUCK BLACK PEOPLE

There's general stuff, like how nuclear energy/waste isn't nearly as uncontrollable as it seems, as well as how nuclear power plants can now literally be built to be dummy-proof with impossible to overcome fail-safes (the trade off is efficiency though which is why it probably won't be standard, but useful for areas like Japan). And how logistically producing "green energy" can often times produce more GHG emissions than before, it's not close to being a case of "making the switch" that people seem to believe. It's not really technical stuff either


One more specific example is about electric vehicles. If you replaced every vehicle in NYC with electric, yes, you would reduce CO2 emissions immensely (excluding thoughts on the logistics of how to provide that much electricity to NYC and how much GHG emissions are associated with that). But everyone would die. The batteries of electric vehicles still emit gases that are extremely toxic, unbreathable to humans. Having a very small amount from a few hybrid cars around is completely negligible, but having every car in the city emitting those gases would cause enough concentration to cause mass death. Of course, "change the battery type", "create some kind of filter", etc., and that's what people are trying to do, but isn't done yet.

Holy fedora

I love you Jon Ronson.

Well stop being so shit then, either you're a boring fighter, hack comic or one of those hunter/musicians/snake oil salesmen

>Rhonda Patrick
>not pedantic


Been here for a decade. Can't leave.

Same except Arab.

I've actually day-dreamed about this before. I always imagine that I'd get way too high and Joe would have to carry the conversation.

>DUDE! WEED LOL!
Not being ironic either. I would blaze up with him and just have stoner conversations and watch some trippy youtubes.

This.He was the best guest!

Drugs and the multiple ways we can fuck with our conscious experience. It's something I'm more knowledge than average about and Joe would probably be interested. I also know more than average about fitness and health, so that'd be something to engage him on. Plus I'm pretty knowledgeable on physics so that's a nice topic he doesn't know much about I can blow his mind on.

Plus whatever he brings up, reign him in if he starts going off the deep end with an "I don't know about that one Joe"

I've thought about this multiple times, first I gotta get recognition in my field and then maybe I can get on there if I'm selling a book or something but who knows if Joe's still doing this in 0
5-10 years time.

fucking nazis

That I don't care that much about weed.

Steven Struve?

Whatever the fuck Joe feels like talking about, its his show. I'd want to talk about history, politics and my favourite tv shows but all Joe would want to talk about is UFC, so unless we both get high as fuck things would likely get awkward quickly.

Sup Forums is working now yay

I'd come on as an incel and talk to him about being a friendless virgin

>What will you talk about?

Niggers, obviously.

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After last nights display, I find myself wanting to not watch this shit anymore.

What happened?

Plus, wtf. Last 2 weeks he had several awesome guests on. Guy fucking Ritchie, Jordan Peterson, Steve-O. Even if the Graham Hancock episode is a fluke, not a reason to drop everything.

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