>Marissa Mayer will get paid $57 million if Yahoo/Verizon fire her
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Sup Forums BTFO again
>Marissa Mayer will get paid $57 million if Yahoo/Verizon fire her
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Sup Forums BTFO again
How is Sup Forums "BTFO?"
Is CEO the only job on the planet where you are generously rewarded for fucking up?
>Jew getting outjewed by Jew
>Sup Forums BTFO
OK
Made me think.
I had never thought of this.
Could this board ever recover?
Sage
I dont think she had much chance desu
Yahoo was already dead pretty much. She gave it a shot and couldn't salvage it. She only got the job because no one wanted it.
Could be. They write that into the contracts.
Then after you fuck up and get your severance package, you can get hired at another company and try again! It's a never ending carousel of ceos skipping around all the big companies.
I don't think there's anything a person can possibly do that would be worth that kind of money, unless it involves sucking my cock.
Nice ID. Yahoo was still worth way more before they put this bitch in charge.
>Yahoo was still worth way more before they put this bitch in charge.
I don't even know if that's true. I think she did pretty well getting someone to buy them for $4.8 billion tbhfam
Would you do her?
>yahoo was already dead
valued at ~ $40 billion when she took over
sold for $4.1 billion
Yeah
You're an idiot.
The part that's being sold doesn't include their Alibaba holdings which accounts for most of Yahoo's current value. If you look at the market cap for Yahoo it's still like $36 billion.
I would literally BREED her
yes, but I wouldn't try to make her laugh
4 billion difference
wow, thats not alot at all!
im a #marrisakissa now
Yes.
I would make her retrieve her 57M bonus in 50 dollar bills, stack it up, bend her over it and rawdog her from behind, all while she's begging me "please mister Chairman, don't fire me"
>fuck her
>try not make her laugh
Pick one.
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
you mean hhhEhehEHhEhEhHehhehhEhEhhehhehEHehehheEheHehehhheh
yup. written into the contracts. like athletes.
you boost the stock price on behalf of the board and investors, they reward you with no accountability for the outcomes or decisions to do so.
probably. i wouldn't let her near my taxes though.
>Marissa Maye
Send her back to Finland to get bummed by some Fincucks.