Why was there an axe on a spaceship? I didn't see a scrap of wood

Why was there an axe on a spaceship? I didn't see a scrap of wood.

It was the last resort if Parker wouldn't shut up about the bonus situation.

It's a survival tool.

You never know when you might need an axe, they're versatile

why doesn't she pull her drawers up? :/

Who is that guy?

Did that actually sound funny in your head user?

Its a fire axe you idiot. All ships have them

Why doesn't she pull them down?

>pull
>down
Are you fucking retarded?

can you imagine that phat pusy surrounded by bush oh boy i would love to swing down there like tarzan

Why are her nipples so painfully pointy? Is this camera magic?

have you ever left your house? things dont only have one use user

why were her nips so hard?

That hair pie needs a trim

I'm not the one having trouble with a perfectly common and acceptable English idiom.

No need to get defensive mate just acknowledge you fucked up and move on.

>Why didn't she depantistrate herself?

There, is that better?

are you?

to break glass, metal, in case of accident an axe is extremely useful. have you ever seen firemen without one?

because if there is a failure with the ship and they get stranded on a planet how else are they going to chop down trees for wood?

>to break glass, metal, in case of accident an axe is extremely useful.
There are other tools more suited for the task. Why not use a hammer if you need till break glass?
>have you ever seen firemen without one?
Spaceships are not made of wood faggot

>*chomp*