Man Is Suing His Date For Texting During Guardians Of The Galaxy 2

gamespot.com/articles/man-is-suing-his-date-for-texting-during-guardians/1100-6450113/

Yikes...

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To be fair, his date sounds like a total cunt.

>texting as the movie starts
>constantly texting during the movie
>acting standoffish
>asked politely to stop or at least take it outside
>ditched him at the theater.

He just wants to make a point about courtesy and the "value" is only the movie ticket, not the dinner or anything else regarding the date. He didn't even name her publicly.

True alpha

>37
>online dating
>first date is a movie
>sues date

he doesn't seem like a great guy

>texting during the movie

Fucking hate this, happened whilst watching Logan. So distracting.
Almost always ends up being the Chinese

How did they get past the mobile phone confiscators?

Snuck it in his bin of crab legs

That dirty dog

>As reported by the Austin-based Statesman, 37-year-old Brandon Vezmar filed a claim to recoup the $17.31 he paid for his date's ticket.

This guy is terrible about spending small amounts of money wisely.

shut up brandon

girl must be a DC fag

>"While damages sought are modest, the principle is important as defendant's behavior is a threat to civilized society,"

No way this guy doesn't browse Sup Forums

This. definitely subhuman

How did he get past the no-singles policy?

>37 year old who takes his internet date to GotG

>when you try so hard to fit in that you don't even read the OP

Brought in a life sized GotG cutout from DQ

I misread, I thought it was saying he was alone and was getting texts

It's obvious she's younger than him lol
Why didn't he just move away as well

i hope they force her to do this as punishment
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Same to you.

In the old days you could just slap them around a little, much cheaper than lawyers and effective.

Is this actually a thing in Burgerstan?

Usually they do it right before the mandatory penis inspections.

>tfw my theater eagle has a longer penis than me

He's right to do so. Stop texting during flicks, this includes at home too.

how is going to see a movie a social thing?
i get talking about the movie before and after but during it it's not social at all
i go see new movies with my friends but that's only because i don't have a car so they're my ride.
movie dates are only for established couples and for a genre you both like.
or taking her to a scary movie so she gets horny.

He wanted a partner so he wouldn't get nailed by the no singles policy.

Then she turned out to be a texting bitch.

>he didn't bring his Patron Blinders

No, we actually pay atention to what we're watching, even if it's as retarded as a Marvel flick.

>we
*snickers audibly*

Huh.

>>online dating
>>first date is a movie
>>sues date

The American dream

The movie theater experience has been ruined by texting and mobile phones.

It's best just to pirate everything and watch it at home. Fuck going to the movies

I don't know about that. When I went to see GotG2 the other day, the theater was almost empty. Very comfy experience aside from a baby crying at the end, which was understandable.

See, theaters nowadays let you reserve seats, so you can see how many people are going to be attending a showing and can make sure to sit in seats away from them. Or at least mine does. We also have these big fucking recliners now which is amazing.

based

>baby crying

The worst thing that can happen in a movie

I have a big recliner in my living room, an amazing sound system and a 55" 4K 3D TV

No one is texting or talking. No kids. I also have several 4TB HDDs full of movies and hundreds of DVD and bluray

Fuck going to the movies

Man's a hero, modern women get away with so much entitled behavior because nobody calls them on their shit. Not even trying to be edgy, I truly believe that

>implying you wouldn't cry like a baby at the end of GotG2

Without a doubt modern women are all self absorbed cunts

>implying it's ever acceptable to listen to a crying baby in a movie theater

Not ever Disney shill

>37 year old guy taking a date whom he met online to fucking guardians of the galaxy
No wonder she was texting, what a manchild

Who said it was a baby?

>GotG vol 2
If I was the girl, that would've been a big red flag for me.

Why would you date someone who watches those shit?

Eww..

xD

why does that cat have a human nose?

Both of these people sound awful to be around and extremely self-absorbed.

Ya dude, up top. You got your tickets to Wonder Woman yet?

>55"

>Obvious spazzlord somehow ends up on the date with some typical airhead bitch that doesn't care about anything that doesn't show up on her phone's screen

>Takes her to a nerdy as fuck movie

>Everything that would typically happen when a nerd takes a girl way out of his league to a nerdy movie unfolds

>Is shocked and appalled by her actions

What was this moron expecting?
"Why stop at suing? She deserves jail time!" - James Gunn

Absolute madman.

I would say he is /ourguy/, but he had a date

What if he took her to the theater with the intention of baiting her into texting so he could sue her to make a point?

The mindgames, man...

Do not interrupt kino.

He must have been wearing four fedoras to come up with that plan.

Publicly shaming a woman is always worth it.

Good for him, this type of shit is rude as fuck and shouldn't be tolerated. Sure a movie is a shit date, but the point still stands, you don't text while watching a movie.

This is the most ridiculous thing I have ever seen.