Be European

>Be European
>Get shot
>Get beheaded
>Get raped
>Get blown up

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>be American
>get foreskin cut off
>be in race war
>give savings to Israel
>be fat
>get shot

>be american
>get shot
>go to hospital
>get bankrupt
>go to airport to leave the country
>get shot again

>be american
>not even out the womb yet
>planned parenthood

>be american
>get shot
>go to hospital
>get bankrupt
>go to airport to leave the country
>be on no fly list
>get shot by security service
Fixed that for you.

> be amerishit
> throw yourself from a building because these just got rammed by two airplanes


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> hit the floor and cause an earthquake which brings down building seven

>be american
>pick up my guns to defend my freedom
>get blown to shit by a predator drone

>Be American
>Get shot
>Get beheaded
>Get raped
>Get blown up

>Be American
>get job as a policeman
>stop a car
>get mac10'd by 2 niggers

>Be Brazilian
>be Brazilian

>Be British
>No longer be European

Nice attempt, but that only happens in DCCs (designated cuck countries).

>be Australian
>ship illegals to other countries
>xenophobic af nobody cares
>feelsgood.jpg

Being Pakistani and Indian isn't better.

>Be British
>No longer be European
>Be Pakistani instead

Muslim mayor

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All those butt-balsted YuroMuslims ITT

Don't y'all keep them on an island made out off bird poop?

All these butt hurt europeans fags
>Be austalian
>Lose war to emus

The immigrants will be deported soon now that the UK is being uncucked. Germany on the other hand will be Arabic fifty years from now.

>be American
>eat chicken-fried steaks
>drink beer
>shoot guns
>drive cars
>worship God
>go hunting
>fuck hot babes
>be free

feelsgoodman

>be american
>dindu nuffin... esé

hello
reddit

America is clearly the best continent

have fun getting raped by those animal fucking idiots at least you won't get called racist uh? meh youll probably end up being called racist anyway

>Be Aussie
>Safety harness breaks
>Fly into the sun.
>UFuckingWotm8.jpg

>be french
>get shot
>get bombed
>get stabbed
>get run over by truck
go pray in church
>get head cut off

>Be Canadian
>Burn down white house
>Integrate minorities
>Everyone loves us
>Win at life

>be human
>not caring about the 'political','national','religious','ideological',etc shit

Our tourism agencies should start telling gringos to "Come down south and get the full european experience!"

I want to move to the U.S and be free of the constant decay of society here in the EU.

Tell me, americans, what kind of qualifications are required of me to legally immigrate there.
I have no criminal record, haven't been unemployed for the last 10 years, and my english isn't absolutely perfect, but I can hold a conversation with an american without any effort.

>be British
>be out of EU
>smile all day watching happenings in Europe by rapefugees
feelsgreat.jpg

Holy shit, fucking TRIGGERED

>>Be European
>>Get shot
>>Get beheaded
>>Get raped
>>Get blown up

be arrested for being intolerant because you complain about the above

>Be Canadian
>Take British Army accomplishment as his own
>fills his unpopulated shit tundra with shitskins
>Everyone laughs at us
>A FUCKING LEAF

Yea keep telling yourself that

>Be American
>get 60% white despite having all muh guns and twice elect a nigger president

Be muslim or mexican.

You will get in fine

>Americans are so dumb they don't realize that the British upper and lower Canada colonies were the precursor to the nation of Canada.

DELET THIS

> karelia was finn
Bold memes.

Dude that was Canada in the 90's, we're the asshole hipsters now

>60% white despite having all muh guns

Not sure how firearm possession correlates to population demographics...

That's like saying India can claim they burned down the White House, Leaf.

The soldiers that sacked DC were British and Irish soldiers that went back to the UK after the war with Cockburn, dumbass.

What most people do not realize is that Russian conquests are retroactive. Whatever they claim was ALWAYS Russian after they claim it.

well us white folks aren't gonna live there, are we?

Hunters do population control sometimes.

The unpopulated shit tundra is Canada.

Implying you're not lmao

The soldiers that fought the entire front line were Canadian.

See, in a war, you have many army divisions, and they coordinate together to achieve goals.

Now you know!

>be southern BR
>get comfy

Does it have to be in that order?

And they didn't burn down the White House. There were no Canadian divisions that far south. This is recorded history, not tales leafs tell themselves to go to sleep at night.

Justin turdo can only dream of winning this much.

Fixd that for u

>Be European
>Get shot
>Get beheaded
>Get raped
>Get blown up

>be japenese
>get stabbed

>Be European
>have retarded government who doesn't ban the guns used to commit terror

>Be American
>Brag about downfall of his homeland
>Vehemently defend a bunch of Jewish sandniggers in the middle East

Well, your fellow Americans often state Europe is falling apart because of being cucked no-guns nation states succumbing to the hoards. Clearly it matters not when we look at your demographics.

>he actually thinks the sandniggers will be deported

Europeans must die for good.

>be Polish
>

Good thing I can drive north for about an hour or two and sand people will freeze solid.

Well I carry around Germany's weakness in my jeep.

>be german

oh wait

Hey asshole, the last people we need to pick a fight with are the guys with all the guns that we normally rely on to protect us. In case you weren't aware, our military is a cut above garbage.

Ayy, it's just western Europe.

Stfu gypsy

>Be American
>Live in safe area
>Get on plane to Europe
>Land
>Get caught in a "german blast" caused by an unknown refugee with "unclear motives"
>wake up in hospital
>forced to apologize for being a racist mysoginistic homophobe

stay mad samir

Find me the difference between an Arab and a Romanian

not here

>germany

damn you triggered some europoors hard op

>be american
>get circumcised
>get beaten up by a BLM march
>get obese
>get house confiscated to pay medical bills

travel warning for Germany


I kek'd.

Nicely played.

>be American
>presidential election is between a fucking braindead retard and the most corrupt politician ever
>it perfectly represents the nation

3/10 but just because you made me think

>Be European
>Mock Americans for owning guns
>Get shot by Muslim immigrants.
Wew lad.

>be American
>start thread mocking Europeans
>Europeans built his country
>his ancestors were Europeans

>be slav
>drive lada
>drink
>have fun
>die of starvation
great life, wouldnt change it for anything

>bee brazilian
>get huehued at

>Help ls
>Not "fucking white people"

>his ancestors were Europeans

Who knows, America is only 60% white including Arabs

Reminder that when you interact with an american on here there's a good chance it's a non-white

>Be America
>Mock Europe
>Die for Israel

A-at least I'm not racist..

Be happy that you are not European.

how can all that be true if im still alive? check mate climate change deniers

Nice.

That's true

What?

I`m not european? Well thanks for opening my eyes...

...

Nothing, get your shit together.

>Be Pakistani

>be american
>get a female president

I'm trying.

>Be spic