Try to download kino

>try to download kino
>this appears on screen
What now

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Firmware#Firmware_hacking
youtube.com/watch?v=u8qgehH3kEQ
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

shut it down (unplug if you have to
restore image system
you should be fine

Better cough up that cash, bitchboy.

I had the same exact problem, OP. I paid, so the problem is gone.

>but you have not so enough time

You obviously downloaded too many flicks, not kinos you lying fuck.

you need to reformat your hard drive.

Don't forward port 445 like a retard

Shut it down before they hack your whole house.

Delete system32 and it should come off, also your computer will run ten times faster

>russian h4ckers can't into spelling
stop the presses

Remember

Do not download the updates to stop this. Sup Forums found the scanner and it is for spying

>watch YIFY, they said
>nothing bad will happen to your computer, they said

>tfw you realise you have nothing worth saving
Just let it all die.

shut down you pc (if you can't use the mouse, leave your finger on the start button for a few seconds, it will shut down. If that fails, there's a switch behind most pc, turn it off. If THAT fails, just unplug and leave unplugged for at least 30 seconds before pluggin in again)
enter safe mode (usually by pressing F5 or another F key numerous times as the pc is booting and then finding safe mode)
restore (or restore image system if simple restore doesn't do the trick)

or, in safe mode, use one of your anti-malware/virus tools and try to get rid of that shit

exactly i would just format my hd and move on
also
>not backing up important shit

this. op is a fucking pleb.

you spread your trojan a lot more with a transformer flick than some obscure kino

>close computer
>everything is fine when it starts again

your files aren't encrypted, your computer is just temporarilly freezed up by that maleware bing in you temporary files and/or cookies

honest question, how do you even get it? are there specific sites infected or is it more of an exe file thing?

also, how does it come into effect? does it boot up after you start your pc or do you have to start your internet explorer?

didn't really read up on that stuff because I only saw it on the news and thought only companies were affected

It's part of the movie.

it worked for NCIS
>computer gets hacked
>programmers working to desperately try and stop it
>guy comes over and just unplugs the computer
>this for some reason is able to stop the hacker

From what I gathered

>First infections were from email/twitter .exes
>The the malware had the capability to infect other devices connected to the same network
>PCs without a router or that were forwarding port 445 were vulnerable (the malware exploited a weakness in the smb)

apparently there's malware that can't be removed by formatting the HD. spooky shit, im not very Sup Forums so I always thought it was a fix-all solution

It uses two attack vectors. The first is the usual phishing emails. The second is an exploit in SMB to spread remotely between un-patched pre-10 Windows machines.

webpages have it without any download going on (even adblock isn't a sure protection)

I got that on xvideo once and twice on xhamster

jennifer_lawrence_gangbang.mkv.exe

>adblock to stop scripts

huh, are people really this stupid and don't know how to use noscript

buaah gawd.

RUN IT NOW FUCK ADMINISTRATIVE PRIVILEGES I GOT THIS SHIT OFF LIMEWIRE

JUST

youtube.com/watch?v=oIFLtNYI3Ls

should have used private trackers

???
I got that shit 2 years ago. Is this a new thing using the same screen image as the old one? The old one was easy to get rid of.

This is why I don't stream porn. But out of curiosity are there any "clean" sites?

Should have been using Linux.

it stays on the motherboard or some shit

I'm talking to the normies obviously, so they use adblock and think it's a sure way to not get "ad viruses".

>phishing emails

goddamn, I wonder what my life would be like if I hadn't started being interested in computers at the age of 12. I can't even imagine what would happen if I didn't know how to deal with phishing emails

I had that shit several times too. I had a german-based trojan going on though. kinda the same shit but à la

>german police
>pay x euros to lose the shit

wasn't really easy but I actually managed to be a fast fuck and get rid of it by

>starting up pc
>start task manager as soon as pc boots up
>find the exe file as soon as it opens and instantly close it

I managed to do the last two things in about 3 seconds in the end. I kinda feel bad for plebs

does it encrypt just the partition windows is on or does it encrypt other partitions or external drives too?

xhamster is pretty decent now... unless you're using your phone
xvideo (and ancensored, because it's Sup Forums related and all) aren't

watch out guys, just clicking on this image is enough to get the virus

>using windows
>not having backups
You deserved it.

He actually unplugged the monitor kek

the "we are the police and we found illegal porn on your pc" scam must be a nightmare for normies

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

qBittorent is almost forever stalled.
I have been using hotel and truck stop wifi almost exclusively for the past few months.
Is that the ONLY reason?
Any advice?

From what I gathered from Wikipedia, Flame (which is a malware that seems to have been developed by the NSA) uses a rootkit to make it being excepted when the harddrive is formatted. It also tracks audio, video, keylogs, and get this, downloads information from your surroundings by using your computer like a bluetooth beacon

reading stuff like this makes me want to get into coding but I probably don't have the attentionspan or autism for it.

Legit question: will Kaspersky protect me or not?

It doesn't encrypt the drive itself just the files it can access on the drive and on every drive it can access. Like you can do yourself with truecrypt/veracrypt

how the fuck is that even supposed to fucking work? formatting should literally erase everything on the computer as far as I remember

doesn't formatting also delete registries, system32 and whatever is necessary for the pc to function?

maybe i just never read up on this stuff properly

if time elapses and all the files are deleted, can you use the machine afterwords? what about reinstalling the OS?

typical joe rogan fan doesn't know that qbittorrent is shite
what a surprise

Installing the patch from Microsoft will protect you.

I are teh law,your post am not law.
Prepare to be jail.

so if i'm dual booting, my linux partition is at risk too.

no
sorry

using a virtual pc will though

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Firmware#Firmware_hacking

Between common sense, Windows Defender and Windows security updates, you should be fine.

Well congratulations! You got yourself caught!

No the machine self destructs.

When did the patch come out? Was it one of the automatic updates windows does?

ca you really get virus from streaming sites? how if you are not opening anything?

kek, I'm sure it is

>be 50 year old guy who just wants to watch some porn
>YOU DOWNLOADED ILLEGAL PORN!!!!
>get nervous as fuck while your wife is just in the next room

funny thought actually. people would even be too ashamed to bring their pc to a professional because they actually think they did something wrong or illegal

I was still annoyed by it because in case some normie sees it, they will think the wrong things

I know nothing about the thing but having come across a similar problem, I really don't think so

No because windows can't read linux Ext4 or BRTFS partitions. But if you have another drive that you just use for storage and it has a file system windows can read then yes it is at risk.

If you were dumb enough to let windows have access to your Linux partition, yeah.

Good post.
So why did it work so well before I hit the road?
Any advice?
Or you gonna just act smart even though you are anonymous and nobody will ever know how cool you are irl

common sense?

viruses and malewares can be anywhere, common sense won't protect you

you sound like a retard who got AIDS by having sex with a girl who "looked clean enough".

>Ooops

I installed some patch from Windows last saturday morning. In the evening I think I was attacked, because my computer rebooted himself without asking. Everything remained the same. Following day I installed another patch that took my whole morning.

Am I safe?

Can I download again?

This

Make backups of the stuff that's truly important to you and don't be an idiot.

Until recently, Intel's x86 processors had an enormous vulnerability via the Intel Management Engine. It was basically an additional, unsecured chip separate from the main processor which had direct access to the network adapter and RAM. I don't think anyone ever wrote an exploit, but it was theorised that you could load rootkits without ever hitting the main processor.

Unless you're running xp or windows 8 (not 8.1) and unless you never update then you already have it.

I saw on reddit that this problem has been fixed.

just opening a webpage (not even a vid) can

>tfw I am running XP
>tfw I only use it to play myself some sweet PES 2009
>tfw I would gladly disconnect my Internet service from it, but I just don't know how

THIS!
Even tho backing up onto removable media is boring,just get some videos save game files you Joe Rogan folder...Stuff that would really bug you if you lost it.

Take out the ethernet cable or unplug the WiFi card.

Scripts.

Realistically, you can get malware from just about any site that runs ads. Neogaf had a problem with a rogue ad only a few months back.

>Actually believing something this stupid.

Seriously, common sense will protect you 99% of the time. Once in a great while something will pop up that can infect anyone, but that's generally patched by Windows super quick.

Common sense is not following links/downloading fishy attachments in emails, not visiting backwater websites filled with malware and setting up your browser to block scripts and ads.

>Neogaf
is that a neo-nazi site?

Lol

xvideos aint safe?
WTF what is this

>but I just don't know how

I could tell you, but a simple google search will tell you how in a better and more concise way than I ever could.

lol,you probs got that from reddit.
kek at you

Hiromoot tried to screw us a while back if memory serves.

Yep, I got it from reddit

It's not. I got a warning once. Never touched the site again.

it wasn't 6 months ago... or maybe a year ago... I'M BAD WITH DATES!

Buying a gun from a guy named Kaspersky will protect you more desu

Maybe you deserve it if you're dumb enough to install any exe that pops up your face.

>unless you're using your phone

Who the fuck gets malware on their phone?

so you don't do anyhting with your computer you scared little shit?

I do everything (in a virtual pc)

lies

you're not going to get your files back no matter how much you pay

Ransomware has always existed

Why Wanadecrypter is happening now out of the blue is because a hacker group stole the NSA backdoor exploit that targets SMB port 445 from their own fucking NSA servers and used that to ping vulnerable machines. Microsoft is now cracking the shits at FBI, CIA and NSA for not sharing the details about the zero day exploit. Since the hackers released the source code for the eternalblue NSA backdoor exploit every scriptkiddie in the hackercoolclub is using to make their own ransomware variant which has no kill-switch ala blocking the DNS.

HELP ME, PLEASE!

I have Kaspersky, i have installed all the patches, can I download more kinos again?

Downloading subtitles is going on fine

HELP ME, PLEASE!

>NCIS
well this is the show that have 2 people typing on one keyboard to 'hack' faster so whatever goes.

you will/have, apparently

>using a microsoft product
>not expecting the NSA to know how your farts smell

Sorry, only way out of 1984 is to go back in time. You can't even plant orange trees in city limits anymore.

Most people do get their stuff back, these ransomware operations rely on the victim believing the money will get them their data back.

Yeah that's the one youtube.com/watch?v=u8qgehH3kEQ