I really need a gf right now

I really need a gf right now

poo

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Kek agrees.

How original, Bernd.

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Why not find a girl, invite her over to your home for dinner and show her your indoor, flush toilet? There isn't a woman alive who could resist a man with a toilet.

I heard your loo is free

you telling us you want child right now? Why else would you want a gf?

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Try with less rape, Pajeet.

Don't they arrange marriages there? Why haven't your parents hooked you up with qt Deepa across the street?

Why?
>Typical indian girl
>Shit caked in between her ass
>Shit all up in her cunt
>If she doesn't bathe, dry crusty sweaty armpits
>If she does "bathe", dry crusty shit water arm pits
>If she brushes her teeth it's with shitty water
>nevermind the fact that the water she uses also has piss and animal and human corpses in it
>literally a walking toxic waste dump

Do you real want that in your life when you can jerk off to western girls online?

Learn to shit in toilets

if you move to sweden, and you claim that you are a muslim, they will give you vaginas as part of their cultural enrichment welfare programme

Move to EU I heard their women love brown dick

Is it welfare for the white girls or for Achmed?

They love brown dick not brown shit.

GF are shit , you just need soft pussy. rape someone

It depends if it is gangrape or just normal rape

i really need a female companion before i get older
Also,
It will help me stop pretending to be retarded

Is there a man more beta than some indian nu-male who works in a call center?

This is not /r9k/, you autist.

Bad Mohamed, bad boy.

my body and mind is feeling like a whole tumour without a girlfriend

shieeet

>tfw no trap to fuck senseless after a day of hard work

:(

I know it's degenerate. But the idea of this makes me fucking diamonds.

>hot girl likes me on tinder
>add her on facebook
>shit tonnes of black lives matter posts/vegan posts/anti-Trump posts
>this happens regularly

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Try appearing on Who Wants to be a Millionaire

There's half a billion women in tour country...

B-b-but Sup Forums told me that liberal girls are all fat hambeasts

loo

Thats just what hot white girls do. They NEED to do everything that is cool or trendy on Facebook. They can't even rub two brain cells together and literally just share or like the trending things on Facebook and then adopt the beliefs. Then they are justified by white knights and cucks so they genuinely think that they are doing the right thing.