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Why don't Americans celebrate Christmas? edition

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I received rachelle’s shit in the mail. After waiting anxiously for it to make its way over the Atlantic and I have to say as soon as I picked it up from the mail depot. I tore the package open so I could smell it. And it was strong. I drove all the way home smelling what was coming from the parcel. Getting hard from every sniff. As soon as I got home. I ripped the parcel open and out came the smell. It was very strong at first. Probably due to its hot journey. It filled my nose. I couldn’t resist. I shoved my nose straight into it. Touching myself. I then grabbed it and played with it. Running it up my hard penis. I stuck my mouth into it firstly breathing it it before eating it like it was porridge. Wanting myself with it while sniffing and eating it. I then cum all over the remainder of her shit. By then after playing with it for so long and mixing it up was like melted Ice cream. And I slurped the rest up. If it was possible. I’d pay rachelle to shit directly into my mouth every day. Amazing buy,,

jesus fucking christ canada

ok

enjoy having no hair mwahahaha

just woke the inner beast living inside me and unlocked my gorilla mindset lads

I Stand With Keaton

un-ironically cabbage, and other cruciferous vegetables

>cannot fathom the absurd amount of soy you consume

prefer val kilmer personally

you're not going to be on Sup Forums on christmas are you user?

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fancy that

Probably will go on it lol

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Americans pretty much invented Christmas.

My estimation of the French people is only rising as I hear how much political capital Macron will gain by trolling Trump.

nowt wrong with browsing the internet on christmas

>if you don't support a literal neo-nazi, you aren't white

literal demons

>cruciferous
Unironically badass word.
Justifies consumption alone.

how do sheeds defend the fact that muhammad was a paedo?

Americans pretty much corrupted Christmas.

I actually drink soy every day and nothing has happened to my masculinity? ;)

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just heard a darkie chimping out in the hallway

Wot u getting for christmas lads?

It's 2017 ffs stop being homophobic

nazis were socialists

what are you wishing for for christmas lads?

I wanted to hear some good ol' Christmas hymns, and they all sound castrato. Like, what the fuck. No wonder the genre is dying

FUCK

Worst photoshop I've ever scene

would make a sick electro musician name

>muhammad was a paedo

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LLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAADDDDDDDSSSS

I GOT A FINAL TOMORROW AND I HAVEN'T STUDYED

HLEP, HOLY SHIT AAAAHHHHHHHH MUH GPA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

shut up nigger

apart from all those dicks you've sucked

I recall the Obamas having family dinners. Very sweet family. I admire Obama a lot for taking the time to do that out of every very busy day.

But I'd bet you that Trump eats piles of fast food, alone, in bed or in the oval office. Melania and Barron might also eat separately. But yeah, "family values" just means a white man is the patriarch, not actual genuine family-oriented values that the Obamas effortlessly valued, and that Trump does not understand. Trump will go his entire life without quality family time because Trump probably has no idea how to value others, much less his own family.

Any Mao Zedong man in?

You've just taken my question and rephrased it a bit you stupid cuck, go away

he looks like a polish builder

Well, farewell to the ol' bugger. I'm probably going to continue using mine until it breaks. Grown out of constantly having to update hardware so that I can play the newest video games, and otherwise the current hardware does absolutely everything I need it to.

imagine having a child when you still have a mortgage on the house, still work for toilstein, have no assets to leave them etc, basically forcing them into a life of servitude like yourself

how could you do that to something you supposedly love?

didn't see your post sorry lad

the london paki leftypol poster is here

haha, that sounds like my parents

youtube.com/watch?v=OkookcrAnSE

funny how the spectacle of democratic politics makes people think they're intellectually switched on for engaging in gossip about people who they've never met who live thousands of miles from them in social circles they will never even glimpse

Don't forget that what little you have to give to them as a gift before you die, the government taxes it

reminder that once the asians take over christmas will be declared haram in the uk

>duh inheritance tax is bad!

fuck OFF tarquin

why do muslims follow a religion made up by a schizophrenic paedophile?

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estimated 15-20 fat virgins

I'm really worked up now especially as the only (you)s to come of this are me getting angry at you

>imagine cucking yourself because toilstein didn't pay you enough to raise a kid to be a toilslave

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Who's the leader of the free world? Trump? HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA. WRONG. It's Merkel and macron. A union of glorious democracy, not facsist pigs. A light in the dark. Oh I cannot wait until orange man LOSE THE NECT ELECTION. What a fucking incompetent loser. Just like may and Mussolini. Cheeto man is dkne

inheritance tax should be 90%

raiding is against the rules, i will report you to the site administrator

Fuck off Corbyn

ask your teacher or use google, trying to watch the fucking snooker here.

I'm so alone

slags tho

Inheritance tax is immoral

>creep on the oneitis's instagram yesterday
>it's set to private today

she knows doesn't she lads

The state shouldn't be involved REMOTELY with our death affairs.

now my brother is using it so it's not gathering dust at least.

6 years strong at 5ghz and still going. what a chip

Trump is done. Rorkes you can still change your allegiances.no one will laugh. Actually I will lol

>jogging down the canal
>two pissheads ask me if I have a fag
>apologetically say no to them and give them a big smile as I jog backwards

hate being autistic

does the soy meme have any basis in reality whatsoever? what’s the science behind it?

Was walking home and I saw a guy fall off his bike. Was having a bit of a shit day but that's proper cheered me up.

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TRUMP FOR PRISON. MAY FOR EVICTED

the (singular) london paki leftypol spammer is here posting about his hero Corbyn

we can be alone together user

why do pakis worship a pedo?

their faces are so fuckin bad
boner gone

Just bought an 800ml bottle of Voss sparkling water for £2.50

Upon death, all assets should be taxed by the state and used for public good

simple as, none of this tarquin bullshit

does anyone have any picture of cute men doing cute things?

should've pushed them in

opps, misread Christmas for Christian, go find a good performance of We Three Kings

yeah m8 he'll be impeached in the next hour

Rorkescience

what's your favourite carly simon song lads?

>snooker
>darts
>tennis

Rorkes don't live in the US you stupid paki

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there's phytoestrogens in soy that "supposedly" raise you estrogen levels, science has proven that the amount of soy you'd have to consume before it did would kill you.

I drank soy milk for an entire year, got my test checked and I'm still just below high test, it's just the latest Sup Forums meme

Trump may brexit. All failed.yiur little plots are fucked rorkies. We have won. I'm actually pissing myself typing this. You lose we win. You lose we win . We win we WIN

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NEED to stop trying to impress people

whats your favourite position to be bummed in?

prefer billiards myself, much more classy.

used to do archery and got hatted a lot around here

I'd take the one on the middle first, then the left. I'd ask the one on the right to kindly leave

By the time you die they'll be close to their own pension anyway, at which point they should have gathered enough of their own wealth. Or do Brits all die at age 45?

BIG