If Tom Hardy misses his curfew he is Home Tardy.
If Tom Hardy misses his curfew he is Home Tardy
sounds like something straight from reddit
Goddamn it I laughed
If Tom Cruise was a battered wife he'd be Mom Bruise.
Fuck you for this shit thread. I rather have another Bane shitpost than this Digg shit.
If Ben Affleck was ill with some sort of disease he would be Ben Afflicted
If Brad Pitt has a little English in him, then he is a Tad Brit.
>Bane
>shitposting
Pick one.
Hom Tardy
Tard Brit
indeed
If Zack Snyder was a bug, he'd be a Black Spider.
If Quentin Tarantino was an animal he would be Quentin Tarantula
If Jim Carrey worked in a funeral home he would be Jim Carry.
He already has a disease. Alcoholism
Ben Alcoholic
>implying alcoholism is a real disease
put down the bottle junkie
Ben Al-Coholic
alright you got me
Kek
Abu Ben al-Koholic
If he doesn't show up much he's Tom Hardly
If Tom Hardy was made out of a sturdy material like diamond he would be Tom Hard
if bullshit had a bit more bullshit in it
it would be bullshitter
Threads like this makes me want ISIS to bomb every fucking city in the world
If ISIS existed it would be IT IS
If Tom Hardy''s in a bad mood he's Tom Mardy
if tom hardy was ISIS his name would be bomb party
Tom Thanks
If Tom Hanks was a sleazy ho he'd be Tom Skanks
If Tom Hardy was hanging ten he'd be Tom Gnarly
If Steve Harvey was bulimic, he'd be Heave Starvey
This thread sucks but this post here, this is quality
samefag
In other words you kind of like the thread
Steve Bruschetta