If Tom Hardy misses his curfew he is Home Tardy

If Tom Hardy misses his curfew he is Home Tardy.

sounds like something straight from reddit

Goddamn it I laughed

If Tom Cruise was a battered wife he'd be Mom Bruise.

Fuck you for this shit thread. I rather have another Bane shitpost than this Digg shit.

If Ben Affleck was ill with some sort of disease he would be Ben Afflicted

If Brad Pitt has a little English in him, then he is a Tad Brit.

>Bane
>shitposting
Pick one.

Hom Tardy
Tard Brit

indeed

If Zack Snyder was a bug, he'd be a Black Spider.

If Quentin Tarantino was an animal he would be Quentin Tarantula

If Jim Carrey worked in a funeral home he would be Jim Carry.

He already has a disease. Alcoholism

Ben Alcoholic

>implying alcoholism is a real disease

put down the bottle junkie

Ben Al-Coholic

alright you got me

Kek

Abu Ben al-Koholic

If he doesn't show up much he's Tom Hardly

If Tom Hardy was made out of a sturdy material like diamond he would be Tom Hard

if bullshit had a bit more bullshit in it
it would be bullshitter

Threads like this makes me want ISIS to bomb every fucking city in the world

If ISIS existed it would be IT IS

If Tom Hardy''s in a bad mood he's Tom Mardy

if tom hardy was ISIS his name would be bomb party

Tom Thanks

If Tom Hanks was a sleazy ho he'd be Tom Skanks

If Tom Hardy was hanging ten he'd be Tom Gnarly

If Steve Harvey was bulimic, he'd be Heave Starvey

This thread sucks but this post here, this is quality

samefag

In other words you kind of like the thread
Steve Bruschetta