It's time to test if the collective consciousness of our autism truly can shape the fabric of reality Sup Forums.
We will start small.
Let us see if we can influence a speaker at the DNC trip or stumble live on stage tonight and spill their spaghetti.
>give your energy to him Sup Forums. He believes in you, will you return the favor?
If singles one of the "mothers of the movement" will use terrible grammar.
Sorry, Kek, I'll dream bigger next time.
Rolling on Tripping and spaghetti
it may not work because keks will is unknown
his domain is chaos
>and so it begins with dubs
nice flag thingy
>didn't also do this for the RNC
the shilling so fucking obvious in this shit hole now.
I give all my memetic energy to a stumble. And spilled spaghetti.
if same digits they all die at the dnc
I'm not shilling, go back to trump general and post more awoo pictures you nerd
Well this escalated quickly
Welp
praise kek
Don't try to highball our BLESSED DEITY OF RIGHTEOUS CHAOS. That's how the happenings keep accelerating!
Fuck me praise KEK
Thread is currently at 23% repeating integers, can we continue the trend
Oh almighty kek, forgive our sins. Help us in our cause.
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
We don't even need Keks help. It's cringey as fuck already
>kek is bill
Yes! Let the power of my memes flow through you! Through the chaos of the RNG his divine voice is heard!
MORE ENTROPY! PRAISE KEK HARDER YOU HEATHENS!
If triples hillary will accidentally say "nigger" on the mic
IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE THINKING ANYWAY, THINK BIG!
- President Donald Trump
Memeing for ISIS happening in DNC.
This thread was born of mortal hubris. The final choices fall to the High Froglord alone.
Praise Kek, watch over our souls
Let it happen, Kek.
Include this in the screencap
TRIPS = BERNIE KEKS HOLD DNC STAGE HOSTAGE
>111
We don't get to choose what the happening will be user. Rather, we channel our energy to Lord KEK and HE chooses the happening. It could be anything, anywhere, at any time. He works in mysterious ways and we have to trust his wisdom. I do believe he can hear us, and is saving up for a larger happening. Since he is so gracious he has given these mini-happenings in Germany to show us he has not forgotten us.
Allahu Akbar will happen very soon.
Kek does not deal in small you peasant.
He deals in the large, the abstract, and the fated. Non-belivers such as yourself and the Democucks will reject truth, salvation, and the power of kek, randomness, and dubs.
Let me repeat the glory of kek...Hillary will lose the election.
Keks will be done.
This
We cannot control meme magic, it is the will of a chaotic god
Riots
DUTCH ROYAL SHELL SELLING ISIS OIL TO US GOVERNMENT. THIS WILL SPARK THE HAPPENINGS AS THE CONVENTION DRAWS CLOSE. PRAISE KEK.
Donald the merciful, Donald the savior of Christendom. Praise kek
We cannot choose the happening. Just sit by and watch kek make the DNC a shitshow
wittnessed.
Hillary will be arrested at the DNC.
WELL Sup Forums WELL?
If Hillary doesn't say Black Lives Matter I'm a rich man!
Rolling for chimpout
No, no, no.
You newfags always get me.
That isn't how Meme Magic works faggot.
You can't WILL something to happen.
Kek wills it himself through the vessels he chooses.
Those who have Dubs or Trips are just prophets that KEK has used to say his will.
You can't will something from nothing.
When will you newfags learn?
I wouldn't doubt that this is a NSA or FBI or CIA shill trying to learn Meme Magic.
The DNC will catch fire, the exits will be blocked, and everyone trapped inside will die. It'll be blamed on Trump supporters and racists.
please kek do what you must
It's already been tested.
Why do you doubt?
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Tonight. They all die tonight
F
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if these are not dubs, Kek is false.
dubs predict that hill dog will have a terrible gaff filled acceptance speech
how about just a boring speech
A male speaker will get booed off stage.
This isn't memetic research, this is just you retards being idiots.
rolling for spagbogs, PRAISE KEK
Interesting. Who are the male speakers tonight?
>He thinks he can control Kek
Lmao
Kek is a chaos god. He doesn't have a direction and he doesn't obey us. All we know is that the randomly generated repeating digits gives him energy. That is our roll. We give him energy, he does as he pleases. From chaos, chaos is created. Praise Kek.