/cg/ - Cannes General

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>Happy End
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>Loveless
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>Jeanette: The Childhood of Joan of Arc
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>Bright Sunshine In
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>Claire's Camera
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>Ismael's Ghosts
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>Wonderstruck
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why is a finn playing joan of arc

>Dumont, Hong Sangsoo
Why are they not in main competition?

when is ceylan coming back to cannes, either as a participant or as part of the jury

Hong Sang-soo has two films showing, one in competition and one as a special screening.
He already has 3 films this year.

fuck off roach, no one likes your shitty meme director

mad armenian is mad

post yfw hackneke's flick win again

they wouldn't

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Polanski's film is the only film I'm hype for. Pic related.

>A rapist's film is the only film I'm hype for.
ftfy

Why dont they stream the whole ceremony on youtube?

Its much more interesting than the oscars

the Happy End clips actually make the movie look pretty good

Don't give a fuck if he killed a village full of people as long as he gives me that sweet Eva Green lesbian kino

juliette binochet is still a babe

Apparently one of the Daft Punk dudes is there, sans helmet.
youtube.com/watch?v=23NeRIjtOJo

Do people at Cannes go on stage and talk about poverty or whatnot if they win?

What did you mean by this?

Like at the Oscars, i mean.

i stopped caring about france the moment they elected macron. fuck it, they almost deserve more terror attacks if they elect someone like him after all that's happened to them.

Le Pen more than doubled her father's showing in 2002. FN isn't going anywhere.
You should at least be happy that Melenchon got BTFO and that the Socialists are in for a drubbing in the upcoming parliamentary elections.

once upon a time in anatolia is one of the best films to come out in the last 25 years

he's a better director than 95% of the hacks at cannes

they're never getting out of the EU at this rate, though

EU will collapse within a decade, a Le Pen win would have only accelerated it.

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Would you rather have a huge jaw or no chin?

>tfw no Refnkino this year

Is MEW there?

Any interesting movies playing today?

Wonderstruck and Loveless yesterday. Jupiter's Moon and Okja today (JM already had press screenings).

So, Haneke will win again.

stop having white children

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imagine an attack at cannes, would be glorious

Jupiter's moon got booed
Okja got booed aswell when the Netflix logo appeared and had to be restarted 10min because of an aspect ratio problem creating more boos.
twitter.com/damien_leblanc/status/865458320517103616

A lot of good words about Okja though

what did bella mean by this

that question is so shit

people went full retarded

>people defending their turf are retards

La Quinzaine > Official Selection

anyone have the website with the aggregate of all the critics rating ?

>americans and their shitty companies are destroying art
muh free market, wall-mart should start producing films

wow why is eva so lesbians now

Well last year a film literally about poverty won the Palm

Will be the new Hazanavicius film the most booed in the history of Cannes?

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>those crossed eyes

I guess their children will be good looking at least

Worst golden palm ever? I would say Dancer in the dark

YOU JUST KNOW

Fahrenheit 9/11

cannes-rurban.rhcloud.com/index.pl/2017
todaslascriticas.com.ar/cannes/2017

Should be included in next OP imo.

he's tall for a gook

youtube.com/watch?v=WG4YK9H2ZOw

>See happy end clip
>Upper middle class family
>Plays classical instrument
>Immediately think "This must be Haneke"
>See the camera move
>"Oh i guess not"
>It actually is Haneke though

Why does this dude always portray the same family?

he was raped as a child by anna and george

I've had enough of movies made about the struggle of the commoners. What about US?

Height makes Asians better at directing.
WKW is 6'1
Kurosawa was 6'2

Anno is also 6"

He's a big guy.

>Okja out of focus 10 minutes
>Booing everywhere
>Netflix doomed

JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

>A biopic about godard
>Most booed in the history of cannes

please make it happen

not for the best film tho

it's somehing like La cage d'or during the french revolution. The aristocracy wasn't even aware of uprising.
I bet the whole family dies in some kind of attack at the end of the movie.

>I bet the whole family dies in some kind of attack at the end of the movie.

They can't die because of inmgrants.

If so, It'll be like mingrant boats arrive and enters the home, the police appears and start gassing everybody killin the family.

You can't make the inmigrants the bad guys!

You don't know the ironic Haneke. He just wants to shock.
Something similar will happen. I promise you.
t. haneke

his work ethic is insane atm

Okja is getting excellent reviews for the kind of movie it is

I mean during the projection they fucked up and re-started, and made the critics mad because of it.

I was talking more about Netflix than the movie itself senpai

Fucking Kim Min-hee everynight after dumping his wife gave him extra-strenght and vitality.

>The film was projected for more than six minutes in the wrong aspect ratio while critics booed and stomped their feet until it was fixed. The negative reaction came after people burst into applause when the Netflix logo was shown. The attitude quickly switched to hissing when the audience realized the film was being shown in the wrong dimensions. The screening later resumed without any issues.

How can american audiences even compare?

>tfw you will never hiss at a movie

lmao that sounds really fun to be honest

>critics booed and stomped their feet until it was fixed

How much of a fucking manchild can you be?

thanks l'ami

Not hard when you always do the same movie

>tv caring about cannes

hahaha

"Wonderstruck" (Todd Haynes) [6.39/109 1.7]
"Loveless (Nelyubov)" (Andrei Zvyagintsev) [6.29/107 1.9]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>Todd Haynes! You technically polished bastard who leaves viewers emotionally cold! How the hell are you?

>Bong thanked Netflix for giving him complete freedom — and a “considerable” budget, which is reportedly between $50 and 60 million. “They never intervened,” he said.

How long until every acclaimed director goes for Netflix? They're fucking loaded

the bourgeois can only talk about themselves and attempt to shock themselves so that they feel subversive of the bourgeois society

Some of them will go to Amazon for the same reasons - like Woody Allen and NWR already have. There's also rumors of Youtube and Apple trying to get in the game.

The only time Haneke sees "refugees" is when their bodies wash up on the beach at Cannes.

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based hazanavicius with the latest Le redoutable trailer

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ebru a cute
a CUTE

Haha Jupiter's Moon got fucking trashed.
White God was shit, idk why it got so much praise.
So much for the Hungarian New Wave ;)

I hope Mads is looking at Dolan with contempt.

Hate to disappoint Sup Forums, but that's lust, not contempt

So is every "film" that's screening just propaganda for something?

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I'll take that as a yes.

>propaganda for something

You mean like literally everything?

>Kurosawa was 6'2
I would have never guessed.

Woody Allen said that accepting the Amazon show was the worst decision he has ever made and regret it fully, tho

Only a retard believes everything is propaganda.