Would you let them in?

Would you let them in?

Left sure, right can hit the bricks.

"how you feel about face sitting baybee"

Would you let THEM in?

What if you're single? I mean, would they even be interested.

Left sure, right can hit the bricks.

only so i can tie them up and touch their necks ALL
NITE
DOUBLELONG

Gross, no.

It's free pizza, why not?

It's free bologna sandwiches, why not?

Master Blaster: Femme edition

Fuck no because anyone with half-a-brain would realize something's up. I've seen and read enough True Crime stories that I'm willing to bet they're the Trojan horse so that they can catch me off-guard so that their partners can rob the house. Only a total dumbass would allow them in because the whole set-up stinks.

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Thanks one million you're a true pal

yes im so horny

horny for... pusy perhapps??

No. I don't answer the door for strangers.

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

Coming to your house right now, you better fucking open up, see what happens you don't

>umm yeah my wife and uhhh...daughter are out
>LOL JUST KIDDING HAHA I DON'T HAVE A WIFE OR DAUGHTER HAHA THANKS FOR THE PIZZA DUMB BITCHES

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yeah but i would sperg out if they actually tried to seduce me

w-what are they covered in?

based

seamens ;D

Based as fuck

mediocrity

OH SHIT HE'S AT IT AGAIN

i now i am

fucking fraud mem,e loser

four you

this thread is giving me deja-vu

>deja-vu


four-vu

you've been in this place before

Keep forgetting to watch this one

??????????

hmm i dunno

how to get pusy

people like us dont.... :(

based pajeet

gada gib em dubles

when my doorbell rings and I'm not expecting someone I turn off the tv and hide away from the windows since I'm scared of strangers

alot of people do that, mostly women. but some men do. its natural.

put me in the screencap bros XD

Yeah but I'd be getting the gun out as soon as they start throwing shit around.

can you explain me the meme please?

I'm a Sup Forums newfag don't be mad pls

it was a really good post so we take a screenshot. then add in posts like the one you replied to that say "put me in the post" useally it has picture though.

like this kinda

whats this from

Haha could you imagine if cute girls actually committed brutal sex crimes

Like if you were minding your own business in the middle of the night but then girls broke in and raped you

Or if you were walking around Paris and you accidentally turn down an alley and you're suddenly surrounded by women in hijabs who start groping you while chanting "ficki ficki"

Or if you were hitchhiking in the middle of the night and Emma Roberts pulled over to pick you up but then she drove to a secluded area, forced you into the back seat, held you down and raped you before strangling you with an extension cord and dumping your body in the woods

sexy movie
>Haha could you imagine if cute girls actually committed brutal sex crimes


yeah to my peenis

How...how awful.

What a terrible world that would be.

I just hope they let me in, after I let them in. If you know what I mean.

also want to know

sexx?

>sexy movie
four youth

someone give this madman gold!

heres golld man

Knock Knock

It is as sexy as you are imagining.

Brown women are almost always insane. Also pusy

Heh

i want da pusy

gib dubles

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>:45

no, I don't talk to strangers. I wouldnt even answer the door

>blondes

>gib dubles


careful yu almost ebil trips

i help yuo though

I don't get why Keanu was so mad at the end. There is a shit ton of proof to corroborate the story of two girls breaking in, raping him and trashing the house. No one ever need know he willingly fucked them the first time. Every time he interacted with someone else he just needs to claim he was held at gunpoint. He got free pizza.

of course ITS FREE PIZZA FREE FUCKING PIZZA

I literally don't get it

God I would be horrified if that happened to me.

becase you arenr retarded

>check dis

No. I would have made sure my lights were turned off and pretended I wasn't home. If they would have persisted, I would have called the cops.

I'm antisocial and weird for a fucking reason.

Nah fuck that, if I wanted them I wouldn't have let my active social life and booty calls deteriorate. I rather be watching fire walk with me.

No, they've both got crazy eyes.

holy fucking shit are you me in every way shape and form?

Source for the love of god

knock knock

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