You have to choose one to bang. Which one do you choose?

You have to choose one to bang. Which one do you choose?

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That cute boy on the left.

Who the fuck would choose schumer?

I'm hoping someone posts it.

One protects you the other wants to kill which choose? I pick Chloe cause she swole

Chloe because she used to be attractive when she was younger

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Chloe, ofc. I cant really imagine how it would be, bc even tho i fapped to her for the sake of science i never fully sexualize her. Shes too cute and cuddly and i started to be her fan when she was like 11.

if I had a really big dick I'd choose schumer just to hear her shriek in agony as her cunt is torn asunder

I see Amy Schumer as a challenge, more than anything. Here is a woman who, in every single aspect, is absolutely revolting - her exterior AND her personality - yet I can't help but wonder what would be like, to plunge balls-deep into her repeatedly.

That's right. Balls-deep. With no protection.

I won't lie, I'm extraordinarily-hard while typing this. I want to grab this... thing... and that's what Amy Schumer is, let's not delude ourselves, a "thing"... by the hips and ram mercilessly in and out of her quivering, malformed cunt with the force of a gladiatorial chariot, while she makes stupid faces and contorts orgasmically, unable to control her bodily reactions even if she wanted to.

I would erupt violently inside that corrupt and corrupting womb as though the entire fate of humanity depended on my seed penetrating the foul walls of one of her ovaries, the electrical fusion from this coupling creating the Antichrist, as our combined, guttural, Chewbacca-like roars shattered glass and walls alike around us, the house toppling down while we lay there in a filthy, disgusting mess.

Yeah. I reckon Amy Schumer does it for me.

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The issue is that while Chloe is more attractive than Schumer, (still unattractive, just less so) she'd be terrible at sex.

Amy Schumer centres her comedic persona around promiscuity and an implied sexual skill, when one thinks of her it's among the first things that they think of; while it's no guarantee that it translates to any REAL sexual skill, there is still a good chance that it does. Moreover the fact she is unattractive likely means she'd put out and do basically anything you want.

Moretz however is extremelly non sexual, between her bony fridge body and constant vacant facial expression she becomes possibly the most boring person conceivable. It's easy to imagine Chloe lying stiff as a board while you're having sex, making no noise, phoning it in like she seems to have done since she hit puberty.

so Chloe?

Ugh, here's your (you)

spraying ejaculate in schumer's eye would be pretty satisfying

I don't know guys. she got some nipples and shit yo.

Let them duke it out, then castrate the winner, eat her testicles to absorb her power and buttfuck her.

Whichever was hairier.

Chloe, she might have a have body shape, but she is still fit, young and she has an attractive face, the other one is ugly, fat, old and her own personality is enough to reject her.

fun fact if you google image search that it has the exact reaction of me when I first saw it.

>critics say I'm unfunny and unoriginal hack
>I'll flash my boob that will win them over

imagine being forced to munch on chloe's puffy pussy while she bullies you with her overpowering strength

As a fact, I can tell you, the best fuck you can get is with a uscular girl who knows how to control her legs, the best experience ever.

grotesque, that's like the size of 5 normal nipples

>kek, check out muh vag you horny boys
Does she still do this?

reminds of my mom

Only acceptable answer.

I would rawdog Chloe forever.

Sometimes I like the idea of fucking a not-so-attractive girl. It's nice because it feels like I'm doing them a favor. Like if she's overweight or maybe has a goofy nose...

Whenever I see fat girls walking around in public I start thinking about how easy it would be convincing them to do anal. They're probably just happy to get dick at all. Know what I mean?

Anything but Schumer.

Chloe

Kermit is already plugging Ms Piggy

Those ellipses should be replaced with em dashes

Obviously Chloe, she still has cute lips

>Implying you want to fuck Amy Schumer.

Pornhub here I come

He's not a boy, Mexicans are just manlets

Why is he aggressively grabbing the shifter when it appears to be an automatic?

>not knowing of automatic with gear selection
>not wanting to make vroom with car

gotta do that sweet shift of 2nd to drive.

Lol very observant #meta

We could have a snack together afterwards