Uhh...you don't get to bring delegates, Donald

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Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on Sup Forums by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is Sup Forums. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it.

Is that a Hermes tie?

If I took those delegates away from you, would you die?

They're not my delegates.

>If I take the support of Glenn Beck will you die?
>It would be extremely painful
>You're a big guy, Dahnald.
>For you

the Mcdonalds, Dahnald

For you

FUCKING GOLD

Former Cruzmissle here who hates what he did at the RNC.

I love you.

amazing.

You are becoming very sleepy
D-donald, give the delegates to me

noice

>82918449

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>"Trump will win" post gets all '7's
>this brilliant Trump bane-posting ends in dubs of seven

Praise kek.

YOU SHOULD HAVE READ, TED

>no belt loop holding
>no hook hands
0/10, can't meme for shit alphabet

Dahnald, I can be anywhere, anytime, and you won't even know it. I won't say further. Give me the delegates

>not "The Wall rises"
8/10

>carson

my fucking sides.

And dubs. Kek wills.

>falling for an epic meem slide thread

Make sure you upvote a repost to Leddit guys!

Make sure you talk about funny meems about an irrelevant person instead of actual politics.