What do you eat at the cinema?

What do you eat at the cinema?

Crab legs of course

Me? Crab legs

Me? It's always water.

For me personally, it's the McChicken

Chilean sea bass

kek

I wish movie theaters just had a food court with mcdonalds, KFC, etc.

movie food / drinks are so overpriced and shitty

tried nachos and hot dogs once and it was disgusting

Your mom.

I usually order some dominos and have them deliver in the theater

I haven't been to a movie theater in over a decade. Fucking no singles policy.

Tuna and fish salad with extra vaginal smell

Raw onions with melted cheese

I wish they would just allow outside food, but you have to pay to bring it in

YOU CAN'T EAT WATER YOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKER

I would get some delicious general tso chicken

Fine. I would like half a celery stick with nothing on it.

>eat
Fat fuck

What Robert tells me to eat

I used to think the theater was just retarded for asking me to pay for butter when they have dispensers for it near the napkins but then I researched and I guess (the theater I go to anyway) the stuff you pay for is real butter and the stuff in dispensers is basically just liquid margarine.

eat my dark meat stick white boi

they used to use delicious palm oil but vegetarian terrorists made them switch to soybean oil

>butter
Here's your butter, fatso

I hunt cinema deer and have it processed at the theater butcher into venison sausages

you're lucky. Real butter is the crem de la crem of of theater corn topping

Dear lord

Actually it's butter not cream.

I worked at Cinemark and during orientation they told us that they pride themselves on only serving real butter throughout the concession stand. It's a pain in the ass to clean, though. People get butter splattered 20 feet in all directions of the dispensers.

>work at capeshitplex
>have to replace the "Butter" fluid every 2 hours
>carburetor on the butter spritzer goes bad cause someone keeps thinking the air intake is a crab leg repository

>non-trans
So sick of transphobia in America. They even have it at the concession stand.

Brazil may be shit but at least cinemas can't ban outside food. What now gringos?

hard to regulate edibles when you have to let animals into the theater

>What do you eat at the cinema?


sex with my girlfriend in the stalls because im alpha as fucvk

I cant afford it. Cant afford regular cinemas, actually, so i dont go at all.

you eat sex?

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Freeze it then eat it.

yes her ass

They'll still piss in your coffee

hair i can get from people sitting in front of me i call it my hair game it keeps me entertained while i watch the film

ooh sounds yummy yummy

Pussy

I usually bring a sixer of tall boys and some hot wings.

holy fug this frog is smart

I have the driest scalp you'll ever see. Are you up for it?

That's ice you asshole

It's all fun and games until that bitch farts in your mouth

for youths

your moms moist pusy

I usually get a frozen treat

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>not bringing your Sopa de Macaco to the theater

>consuming your entire days recomended calories in one 32 oz drink


i hate this world

>americans
what the fuck.

You might actually be onto something there.

one fucking liter of milk and fat

either $1 cheeseburgers, sushi or a bag of doritos.

Popcorn costs like $6 and drinks $4 at the cinema i got to. anyone who buys cinema food is a chump

did they make it calorically dense on purpose? how is this even possible?

The Kino is for movies you lardass

how do you get it into the theater

my problem with theaters is that I get a tasty drink but then I end up having to piss really bad before the movie's over

Put them inside your belly

I'll put something inside your belly

>at
Why not before, you lards?

>YOU CAN'T EAT WATER YOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKER

because I eat before and during and after

forced 2/10

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I have seen the Crab Legs Meme since I came here around 2010 and still don't get it

>281g of sugar
HOLY FUCK

that's like 100 teaspoons

nothing to get
many kinothedrals serve crab legs

Impressive gif skills

>31g protein

Who /massgainz/ here

started out as a webm, don't know why people started posting the gif

deep fried warts fresh from the cinema showers

I usually stuff a couple of packets of ketchup in my ass and take it our during the shower after the penis inspection.

They always run out of butter so I have to do this.

>What now gringos?
You're living in Brazil.

nachos and 40 oz beer

>burgers can't watch a movie without stuffing their fat faces with greasy garbage

Nachos would be fuckin noisy

if your autistic and chew with you fucking mouth open you are

where can i get one of these?

hard boiled eggs. if i didnt make any the night before i just call in delivery

this has to be fake going to check

fake

its so old i wonder if it even still exists

that's not nearly enough faggot

its not on the menu online but a half pound of sugar theirs no way

Why the fuck do we eat popcorn during movies? Like what specifically has caused our society to be unable to separate "Going to the theater" and "Eating popcorn".

The only thing I like are the pretzels, but they never have em, and maybe some ice cream.

>and maybe some ice cream
t. landwhale

Usually grilled shrimp on a bed of white cheddar grits with diced jalapeños.

>mfw the Kino Waitress opens up the silver lid and im greeted with cold grits

hey man, do you know how hard it is heading into the walk-in freezer searching endless through the frozen corpses just for a hagen dazs bar?

I sneak cake in.

Nothing usually. I just drink my booze that I sneak in. Sometimes I will get a popcorn or a box of raisinettes

What sorcery puts this much shit into a fucking drink?

>dickhead across the isle sneaked in several food items
>each was wrapped in tin foil

I bring produce to throw at the screen.

>more than half a pound of sugar

I order a large tub of popcorn without butter and a large Dr. Pepper.

Sneak in a bottle of Tapatio for the popcorn and maybe a flask of JD to mix into my soda.

Last time I went I snuck in Quiznos, almond MnMs, and a couple of beers in a messenger bag.

imagine making this with erythritol or any other sugar substitute that doubles as a laxative

Popcorn was really popular around the same time more theater owners warmed up to the idea of selling snacks to customers. That's it.