/balt+/ausnz/

It's Almost Christmas Edition

>Christmas
Oh god I don't want to think about that right now

second for fuck wh*Toids

Press F to hook up

AANIME

you all are perverts desu

t.pathetic but pure virgin

K F C

ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOOOU

don't ever add balt to ausnz you angloid shit

Hmm...

Dare I ask... could he be lying?

>pathetic but pure virgin
are you me?

Wh-why?
RUDE
E-e-e-e-e-ee-F

>licking her hands

when will wh*Tey learn that anime girls like Karen belong to the BLACK BULL

not a big fan of xmas desu
h*lding h*ands

>tfw suddenly reminded to when a girl in primary called me a girl

Fuck you I don't remember what your name was but it started with D aaaaaaaaaaah.

>tfw nobody has called me a girl

Karen when she sees the BBC (Big BLACK Cock)

I suppose towering over everybody doesn't really give off that feminine vibe.

haha, I had a crush on a girl in primary school but moved to a different school, I met her years later and she was fat so I dodged a bullet there

Karen when she sees the SMC (small wh*Te "cock")

don't remind me...

SHUT YOUR MOUTH NOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Wh-why is that? Bad memories?

A-also w-wanna do the hand holding in the middle left?
You're a girl.

Now you're TOO quick at personality jumps.

Its too fucking hot here, not worth a shitty christmas.

>"Wow, user, you really like me, don't you?"
>"Too bad my boipucci is only for the BIG BLACK COCK!"

mfw
Good job desu!

>"Gee, user, you're really turned on right now, aren't you? Too bad only the BLACK BULL gets to go any further!"

>Wh-why is that? Bad memories?
no, I just don't enjoy socialising, even if it's just with close family at Christmas
I had a snowy Christmas once, I stayed with my family In Wales and had xmas there, It was very comfy, we did jigsaw puzzles and drank plum gin, it was good

>the pole wanted that i apologize for calling poland pooland
>told him he should also apologize for always nibbing on liechtenstein
>"uh no that are two different things?!? One is my nation and the other is some insignificant state that belongs to switzerland anyways"

im not getting smarter here desu

>"Did you tell me to shut my mouth, user?"
>"Sorry, but that won't happen until that BLACK man over there puts his BBC inside my lips..."

Dumb cunt, Liechtenstein belongs to Germany

WHY IS MIDLE MOUSE BOUND TO NADE AND NOT KNIFE ARGGGGGG

OwO you can always celebrate it with me desu!

t. May be alone for Christmas if my family don't organise something.

are your repressed fetisches speaking and trying to get attention?

>"See, user? This is what I do when there's two BLACK cocks... up, down, up, down!"

>no Liechtenstein cutie to snuggle at night

Feels bad desu.

Germany shouldn't exist, it had it's chance and blew it, versailles should have ended the G*rnman state

Germany is a proud BLACK nation

Karen is a massive racist so sorry sweetie :3

Karen is only racist against wh*Toids and rightfully so!
Because the BLACK BULL is naturally superior!

no thanks, I like being alone, unfortunately I still live close enough that I'm obliged to spend the day with family

*makes you live with me*
hehe

help what do ??

me in the pic

I'm not going to reply to you until you stop accusing Karen of these things desu :3
OwO you do you desu. Although a Christmas snuggle would be n-nice.

Not fair, i wish i could have a comfy cold christmas for once.

feels bad indeed

Give me (You)s

Would you like it?

I've read this doujin

Is it any good?

I-I don't know
probably
only in certain situations though

Give me (You)s or I'll SHOOT

me when I see a (You)

sup, girl?

watching NZ border patrol

basically just them btfoing chinks bringing in weird shit, beautiful

>he wants (You)s
Why don't you earn them then?

What's the most bizzare thing they've brought
PRCs love to smuggle all kinds of crap

National Lamb Day—First Refrigerated Lamb Shipment Leaving New Zealand, 135th Anniversary

Rt Hon WINSTON PETERS (Leader—NZ First): I seek leave to move a motion. I want to lay out what it is.

Mr SPEAKER: Order! I just need a brief explanation as to what the motion is.

Rt Hon WINSTON PETERS: I wish to move a motion without notice and without debate to celebrate National Lamb Day and the 135th anniversary of the first refrigerated shipment leaving this country.

Mr SPEAKER: Leave is sought for that course of action. Is there any—

Hon Gerry Brownlee: I raise a point of order, Mr Speaker. I wonder, before we accept that motion, whether the member might tell us what his reflection of the weather on that day was.

Dr David Clark: I raise a point of order, Mr Speaker.

Mr SPEAKER: Is it related to this matter?

Dr David Clark: It is related.

Mr SPEAKER: On that basis, I will hear from Dr David Clark.

Dr David Clark: Given that the lamb export went out of the finest electorate in New Zealand, I can assure the member that it was a lovely sunny afternoon.

Mr SPEAKER: I need to put the leave, as to whether leave is given for that motion to be moved without debate. Is there any objection to that course of action? There is not.

Rt Hon WINSTON PETERS: I want to thank the House. I move, That this House congratulate New Zealand's red meat farmers, our No. 2 merchandise export, on National Lamb Day, which not only falls on the 135th anniversary of the first refrigerated meat shipment leaving New Zealand but is also a chance to try our national dish, lamb, some time this week. For the benefit of Mr Brownlee, yes, I can recall there was a buffoon on the wharf, but he would not do any work.

H-how?

All Ayano doujins are top tier

Not from you though

I love border patrol.
It's also funny when people get scammed online and travel around the world to meet a lover that never turns up.

pls no, I so desperately want to live alone
It was nice, I'm antisocial and generally don't like spending time with family but the aunt and uncle I spent that christmas in Wales are so I cool I really want to spend another comfy xams with them
@82924716
no, piss off satania fag

just saw some weird taxidermy where every animal had two or more heads, not declared or anything
they're interviewing some pothead from britain and he's getting sent back LMAO btfo

You know how, you've got a lot of practice

@82924813
Hmpf! No (You)s for you either then.

okay sorry

Good ol' David Clark
Not that I voted for him though

>I so desperately want to live alone
I live alone.
It's alright, pretty comfy, some times I do get lonely though.
Kot

I'm going to go have a shower cuties so before I do please enjoy some (you)s :3
>2
S-sorry if I missed you :3

Hmmm.

what the fuck

TELL ME

Thanks for the (You)s!!

Will you been shaving your legs in the shower?

hmmmmm

This (You) inflation is absurd
All my saved (You)'s are worth even less now
Can we have some proper monetary policy now

>tfw have to go offline on steam if I play a game because otherwise old friends will try to talk to me and I can'r be bothered talking to them

feels bad, I wish they'd leave me alone

Sorry I don't read kraut

A kot indeed
Don't be rude and beg for them gay-style

Hmmmm

I mean...
they weren't wrong

@82924930

Due to a central bank-sanctioned decrement in the supply of (You)s, I will have to withhold (You)s to you for an indefinite period of time

Sorry for any inconvenience caused

Hah! Do you even know who I am? I won't beg even if you try to force me to! I don't even like (You)s that much in the first place...!

BEAT THE SYSTEM

GOOD IDEA COMRADE
YOU'S SHOULD BE FREE!

exactly, those were dropped on the beaches of Galipoli in an attempt to demoralize the ANZAC's, it didn't work but it give me lots of (You)'s whenever I post it on /his/

@82925036

We seek your cooperation in the withholding of (You)s to posters for the time being. (You)s are a scarce resource and we seek your understanding.

t. central bank

Receiving some (You)s has already made me feel better
>people in this country still considered themselves British even after Gallipolli

@82925051

This is an order. Please cease and desist or we will send the American Bolice™ after you.

Have another one
you deserve it cutie

@82925090
CROSS YOUR LEFT LEG OVER YOUR RIGHT

here a you
none shall suffer a shortage of (you) 's on my watch

Goodmorning everyone

Good morning buddy.

It's strange, I wonder when people started to identify as kiwis rather than English, I know the majority of new zealanders were willing to fight for the empire in world war one (with some exceptions e.g Baxter)

Maybe when I'm sober I'll do a bit more research on this because right now I'm very interested

PLEASE GIVE ME ATTENTION ALREADY

@82925215
No

morning italo

WHY?

How was you day?

Here is one (You). If you want some more, you'll have to entertain us.

Hey there, pretty nocturnal today eh?