Cringe thread

Cringe thread.

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>Pokemon has been going for so long it became acceptable for shounen heros to have a gf

>not watching the show
Despite Serena's best efforts, they aren't dating. She has tried everything short of jumping his bones, Ash just doesn't get it.

Haven't all the girls tried that?

I'm pretty sure May didn't have feeling for him.
Misty is still best girl.

Who is this man? I can't remember where I got this from, I think it was from another cringe thread.

>implying May isn't best girl
Misty's a shit waifu

>It's cringe cuz it's shipping and based off Steven Universe
>A-am I cool now, guys?

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He looks mexican

Ash shoulda gone with Dawn. She's gonna be smokin' in ten years or so.

My nigga

He doesn't look very enthusiastic about the whole action thing

Look at his face. He is grim, he is steadfast, he is prepared for action. He doesn't look very enthusiastic because this isn't his first rodeo, and he knows firsthand that war is nothing to be eager for.

It's pokemon. Ash,Misty,May,Dawn,the brown chick and Serena will always be 10. Forever

He probably hasn't ever been enthusiastic about anything that wasn't edible

Sad but true.

Ya know sometimes I wonder how people come up with such edge? it's sonic the fucking hedgehog.

You are both very wrong

user why would you tell lies?

Sonic is popular because it's the most edgy thing kids with strict parents can get into. The "attitude", occasional character death, some minor sexualization, and Shadow in general feels pretty hardcore when you've got fundie parents.
So naturally they focus on and escalate the edge in their fanworks.

It took me a while to realize the girls each season are the main protagonists. It's easier to stomach the show that way.

I do no such thing

Young teens also just love adding edge to the things they like because it makes them feel grown-up. Hence edgy fanfic of stuff tweens like like Harry Potter and Pokemon.

The better seasons of Doctor Who are like that too.

There's nothing to confirm she didn't. No one other than Misty (dub edits or not, faggots) has gone "muh Ashie Boy's dick" like Serena, but they all could have cared for Ash, give or take.

If not her, May/Misty. May/Dawn got cucked by literal cucks, Dawn was at the very last second even.

>ctrl+f
>no hilda
how can one thread be so wrong

What attitude is there in fucking Sonic? I mean the only character that I can I remember that was sexualized was Rose.

>May/Dawn got cucked by literal cucks
What?

Not in the anime, that ass was to much. Instead we got a brown loli who loves dragons

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No but Sonic turned into a werewolf that one time.

Clearly it was them trying to be edgy.

Despite him having fucking ELASTIC POWERS.

Chaos 0 Powers.

What's this? Another Pokemon parody?

Rogue, FYI

>Gen5 had solid MC designs
>Don't use them
>Don't even use Hugh, the best rival since Silver.
FUCK

Other than the jiggle physics in her first game and the outfits she wore in Heroes/Riders they've actually never gone out of their way to sexualize her. If anything her boobs have gotten smaller over time.

Dawn is best girl

May is bland.

Misty is alright.

Iris is okay.

Serena is just too moe.

>cringe thread
>it's just talking about pokemon waifus unironically

Success.

May>Misty>Serena>Dawn>Iris

Hugh really is the best

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>Hugh
Is Hugh any good? I couldn't be bothered to finish BW2 because I fucking hated it, my only knowledge is one friend who hates the guy for being retarded.

Jesus, when you want to belong to something that much, at that age.

Would anyone even offer to be his friend?

>her mother
>he
it's the little things

I liked him.

Why are you still watching a Japanese kids show?

no he's just an angry quillfish with legs

I had a friend who was going through a mental breakdown at age 25. He acted like he was still in high school, dated goth/emo girls almost ten years younger than him, got into fights with his mom over stupid shit because "teenage rebellion", drank shitty warm beer and pretended he had to steal it from his parents to get it, and almost lost his job.

The dude in the pic might just be going through some serious shit. Or he's just a manchild. Could go either way, really.

He's was a nice change from "DUDE POKEMONS LMAO I GUESS".
I just wish the 3 rivals in YX had an iota of character compared to him.

I can appreciate that. I didn't really dislike him, I mostly just abandoned BW2 because BW1 was (and is) my favorite entry in the franchise and BW2 just felt like "let's do that again, but take out almost everything good and replace it with mediocrity."

But Serena and Shauna were pretty great

>this thread

Rouge.
Actually the first time I saw her name I thought it was Rogue too.

What can Pedro do, anyway. Like what use would he be to the team?

Are there any shonen shows where the main character isn't an asexual idiot?

Not including ones where they inexplicably have kids after a time skip.

What the fuck is with sonic the hedgehog and bringing in the most autistic people in the world?

Is this some of kind curse or something? Did Sega sell their soul to the cringe devil? I am glad that I drop sonic the fucking hedgehog.

>STOP, INVINCIBLE SLUT

Naruto is pretty pervy, though mostly just because KITSUNE LORE. If it weren't for that he'd probably be as chaste as the rest of them.

Moral support

Mr.Enter's cartoon

Leave it to the French to fuck up that badly.

Drewfag and Corryfag (or whatever his name was).
Corry guy just comes out of nowhere at the end of Sinnoh and convinces Dawn not to go follow Ash to the next region.

The main character in Demonbane falls in love with a loli.

I had no issue with the spelling of Rouge, mainly because Moulin Rouge was pretty big at the time.

School Days

go back to You have a entire fucking board to talk about pokemon please stop making Sup Forums worse

The worst thing about it is that it is literally just him saying "That cartoon was shit, here let me do it better!" Even though its probably gonna be just as shit

This was commissioned by a guy that wrote a novel-sized MLaaTR porn fanfic.

> May is bland
> Iris is okay
Kill yourself.

For a few seconds I thought Jenny was an amputee.

>wrote a novel sized MLaaTR porn fanfic
what

Is that Brit
What is the context here

Pokémon is allowed of Sup Forums but digimon and yugioh aren't.

Only read it if you're planning to kill yourself afterwards

fanfiction.net/s/2379730/1/My-Life-as-a-Teenaged-Von-Neumann-Device

Hope he got his money back

>Hugh
>Muh cat

Oh...I remember that one...

Sonic Boom is a good cartoon that emphasizes ensemble humor and wry absurdity, plus most of the characters are likeable. If only the games were decent.

Any updates on that by the way?

Last I heard of it was before Enter discussion got banned on Kiwifarms

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[Bored/possibly dead man slumped in corner of Olive Garden]

I hope you're not a Ghoul School fan.

What's the fixation with everything being permanent and forever? Did someone tease him by saying he can undo whatever he does?

what was the name of the guy who made these again? he had some really cool sci-fi designs and i want to find them

I have no idea, but that's part of what makes it so beautiful. It's a very distinctive brand of crazy.

Are you talking about that picture that has like six different cyborg-type creatures with really long descriptions for each of them? It's a similar style but I think those were by a different artist.

A person like that needs a good friend who can take all the bullshit, and in some way be a good example for them.

Lonely people like this idolize what they perceive to be strength, or success. They need a real friend(s) who fit the criteria and really care.

It would take a special kind of patience on their part, and the integrity to know when to walk away.

Misty never liked Ash tho

He's writing a novelization of it

welp, I have on. Flame war induces potential.

This is too good to be true

He got better after about half a year. He's still into goth/emo/tattoo girls, though.

>Demonbane
>A series adapted off of an EROGE Visual Novel series

>A shonen anime

Oh, Sup Forums, stop talking about anime.

No seriously stop

mrenter.deviantart.com/journal/Updates-n-stuff-609845609

6000 words in, so he says

But it'll probably die and wither before it becomes anything, just like the show itself

Huh, I just realised that most of the people in school who like sonic seemed to be the type who came from strict households.

What you say seems very insightful.

darkton93.deviantart.com/gallery/57228255/Assembly-Line-Theater

How the fuck does anyone take Breadwinners this seriously?

Have a two-for-one deal. Pic-related and this: mordetwi.deviantart.com/

If memory serves me, there were 2 times where Luffy was aroused at the sight of Nami in bikini gear, but Oda wrote it off as Usopp being with Luffy at those times and him being a bad influence on him.

Besides that, Luffy KNOWS what sex and marriage it, he just isn't interested with it. Possibly years down the line after he becomes the pirate king, he may be interested...