Tfw no qt space trucker gf

>tfw no qt space trucker gf

DROPPED

she looks nice but her voice kills boners

Are you kidding me lad? I kept getting semis when we were watching Planet Earth in school

>tfw Sigourney used to be a man
Biggest secret in Hollywood.

I know that's false because I nutted in her vagoo and a kid came out 9 months later

>t. Dan Schneider

100% bullshit

What the FUCK did Patricia mean by this?

>trucker
Really though Nostromo is the space equivalent of a massive tanker.

>tfw no space waitress gf from the local space diner

that movie was terrible, but i have to give it a rewatch because i love stuart gordon and dennis hopper

Right

DELET

You don't need seven people to drive a truck. In retrospect I dunno why the trucker thing got so popular, trucks don't have a bridge or positions like captain and medical officer. Are sailors too wealthy and highbrown or something?

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Imagine being Jonesy in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Sigourney Weaver, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 month old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Jonesy and not only sit cradled in those arms while Sigourney Weaver flaunts her disgusting face in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that smile. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, SIGOURNEY WEAVER LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of Turkish Angora and Egyptian Mau and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Surrey. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled cheeks as she sucks them in to smile suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Jonesy. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

6/10 has potential

C U T E

It's more like a large tugboat that tows oil platforms [irl there would be a number of them to do this]. the nostromo was towing an entire refinery that was loaded up, it's not really clear in the film just how big it is but isolation makes them out to be space station sized, housing hundreds if not a few thousand at max load. in the film they never enter it.

>tfw Isolation isn't cannon

CUTE!

I don't get the appeal
She's pretty uggo even in the "good" pictures people post on here 5300 crosta

That's probably because you're gay, dumb captchaposter

Ridley Scott can fuck off man, alien isolation was the best thing to come out of the alien franchise since the glory days of alien and aliens.

>tfw no bonus

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Well done
Now we need an angry Dallas wojak

There's a cut scene where the nostromo undocks from the refinery to land, and the scale is obvious and really impressive
The big balls on the refinery are like, five or six times the size of the nostromo each, and there's all the other shit too
big fucking rig, especially when you consider that the nostromo is pretty fucking big too

Hey Brett, how come you don't have an opinion? You don't say anything other than "right", y'know? You gonna form an original thought one of these days?

riiiiight

whats his nickname again?

Bretts coughing laugh is the purest, most lovely thing

>t. Someone who's never seen Galaxy Quest