/brit/

Great chebs, great scenery edition (terrible bra flag sub edition)

bad post

Ah yes, the two genders

any latex man in

very unladylike behaviour

finally, was on the edge of my seat waiting for the new

aye

you're sounding for a pounding buddy, you're cruising for a bruising, you're aching for a metaphysical awakening

kacy

haha engineering (except civil engineering) is basically failed normie: the degree

any Sup Forums man in?
did the anniversary of baneposting have any impact or did the jannies there go berserk and shut it all down?

im such an utter fucking wasteman lads
so bored of being a neet but I HATE writing a CV, tried twice and quit both times

any hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia man in?

i know right haha
wish my "mates" hadn't cockblocked me from that one cute economics bird

What is it like to be in love?

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seething slags

eating soup

thanks everyone that voted brexit a meal deal is now £5

oh my god the royal mail

delays
and such

drinking ketchup

vile

nah. the little pasta pots have gone up 20p though. fuming about that.

well best start getting ready i suppose

Plot twist - ketchup is a cocktail

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you mean the tesco ones? fucking food of the gods I swear

you stole this from a tweet

he doesn't look terrible in this one

bloody mary

refuse to believe this
if I get back to the UK and they're no longer £3 I'm going to blow a gasket

user@Linux-rcd4: sudo touch Big-Jewish-Titties.bmp

2/5 times I make a post, I reply to myself in an effort to bait in more (You)s

Is Daddy Yankee a fair representation of Yanks, lads?

From where?

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yeah the tesco ones. both the pots and the tubs have gone up 20p

I only like the cheese and tomato one and the sundried tomato and basil one

day 4 of being off the monster
I don't feel the urge any more desu

it's like having a button you can press any time of day that makes you feel amazing
except instead of pressing a button, it's buying her flowers, or cleaning the kitchen, or sneaking up for a surprise hug and all the while she's pressing a button for you too

accounting is the ultimate deano/chad course

pretty good desuu, I miss the feeling

anime

finished my soup

same

i work for the royal mail, i apologise on behalf of the company.

cheese and tomato one is probably the best one they do and yeah was livid when I saw it went up 20p though I normally just grab the meal deal

what you doing in Sayori's room? just hanging out?

WOW!! Nice full cream breasts there, lad.

low quality /brit/ poster only here to disrupt.
wish your types would fuck off and seek attention elsewhere tbph

>almost exactly a minute apart

hmmmmmm

depressed again
got no mates
alienated my family
no hobbies

pudgy little trollop

she tells you how depressed she is then later hangs herself when you reject her

what soup was it?

so lads

took md friday

going to take acid, md and ket upcoming friday

any advice?

Please don't, lad. Not under this flag at least.

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it's almost as if I knew that and my entire post was a joke about it or something

/Brit/ reliefs my separation anxiety since /brit/ is always active.

Thought DDLC was pretty shit. Western "anime" VNs are just way too try-hardy.

what are you gonna do /brit/

Still in bed dont think Marcus Aurelius would he happy haha

Yes or No: Ket is the quintessentially British drug

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tend not to go for meal deals because I only really drink water, not a big fan of crisps, and always have fruit at home anyway. so as you can imagine, for people like me, the 20p price increase is really an issue.

strongly considering a wank

no she does it regardless

nani uwu kawaii desu ~o~

chicken and root veg and barley. plus i had some leftover roast chicken, potatoes and sausage so i chopped them up and put them in too. eating an apple now.

wtf all south africans are nonces now

The only subreddit I get upvotes in is /r/casualuk

ah yes.
niggerspammer is also a ket head. might have guessed. brain absolutely fried.

the gf

the first part was alright imo. i hope someone mods a full game out of it.

let's settle this
1-9 wank
0 don't

Why are girls always so weird?

thats literally the shameful thing a poster on here can, always feel wrong when I (you) myself for whatever reason

GOOD lad
put that other saffer in his place, he's been far too uppity nowadays

>gonna be seperated from my computer for two weeks
hate phoneposting

on my 2nd poo of the morning lads

Every race of humans that has some percentage of Neanderthal admixture in their DNA has substantially higher IQs than ethnic groups of pure Sapiens DNA. Neanderthals had much larger brains and muscles than their Sapiens counterparts, but were beaten back because they were too adapted to the Northern climates of Eurasia, generally having smaller, more sustainable tribes. The Sapiens on the other hand, had a far larger population, and so the larger animals of Eurasia would soon find themselves hunted to extinction, as well as Neanderthals being slowly assimilated into the Eurasian populations. We are the original Wogs. The Sape threat must be dealt with if human civilisation is to survive. The Sape knows no such thing as sustainability, instead indulging in mindless hedonism, a treacherous path of self destruction. Eurasians, thanks to their Neanderthal ancestry, can beat this reckless Sape instinct, but first we must purge the remaining pure Sapes from Earth. Africans and Aboriginal Australians must be ethnically cleansed if humanity is to have a future. Once this is done, we should refine our traits to become more Neanderthalic, using eugenics and gene modification to increase our IQs and muscularity. We must spend every available resource reviving the Neanderthal race, and use their genes to breed the Sape out of Eurasia, so that humanity can advance and ascend to new heights.

finished my apple

>user posts a hundred pictures of white girls with no comment or something inane like 'the gf'
thats fine
>I post a black girl with comments that add to the conversation in the thread
spammer

Are you the Jew? Are there any specials on a Tuesday, lad? Can only think of Wacky Wednesdays and Mondays at Spur, if I'm to be completely honest with you.

>spent most of yesterday with the ladsdoing lines of ket off my case of fifa
Increasing concerned that uni has turned me into a deano

ah but you see the difference is nobody wants to see a groid
posting from my wank

/brit/ is not cool with beastiality

are we just seeing the final stage of neanderthal extinction by being tolerant of all these third world savages do you reckon?

probably likely what happened in the first place. neanderthals were all like hey look at the dark coloured neighbors arriving, let's give them that deer we killed last night as a welcome present
*entire family gets beheaded by sapiens*

just been mistaken for a bloke named abdullah in tesco metro haha

feel absolutely fucking dire

like genuinely depressed

brown hands

Alt Righters: Get the fuck off of Patreon and make some babies!
SJWs: Have sex with diseased gay men or kill yourself!

>so ... user tell me about yourself

maybe you shouldn't have spent your first month here avatarfagging. now you're just niggerspammer.

it never gets better

Not sure why someone would get a tattoo of a ship on their neck 2bqhw(You).

bloke behind her has a cool tattoo

used to be vine famous

when people post something like that it make it look like some job interview. isn't it pathetic to be in such a situation? if you're a loser you shouldn't even try

ur gay

Fine i guess, I wont restrain myself to 1/3 of my posts then

>beer menu
oh sorry i must have gotten the wrong bar