Great chebs, great scenery edition (terrible bra flag sub edition)
/brit/
bad post
Ah yes, the two genders
any latex man in
very unladylike behaviour
finally, was on the edge of my seat waiting for the new
aye
you're sounding for a pounding buddy, you're cruising for a bruising, you're aching for a metaphysical awakening
kacy
haha engineering (except civil engineering) is basically failed normie: the degree
any Sup Forums man in?
did the anniversary of baneposting have any impact or did the jannies there go berserk and shut it all down?
im such an utter fucking wasteman lads
so bored of being a neet but I HATE writing a CV, tried twice and quit both times
any hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia man in?
i know right haha
wish my "mates" hadn't cockblocked me from that one cute economics bird
What is it like to be in love?
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seething slags
eating soup
thanks everyone that voted brexit a meal deal is now £5
oh my god the royal mail
delays
and such
drinking ketchup
vile
nah. the little pasta pots have gone up 20p though. fuming about that.
well best start getting ready i suppose
Plot twist - ketchup is a cocktail
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you mean the tesco ones? fucking food of the gods I swear
you stole this from a tweet
he doesn't look terrible in this one
bloody mary
refuse to believe this
if I get back to the UK and they're no longer £3 I'm going to blow a gasket
user@Linux-rcd4: sudo touch Big-Jewish-Titties.bmp
2/5 times I make a post, I reply to myself in an effort to bait in more (You)s
Is Daddy Yankee a fair representation of Yanks, lads?
From where?
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yeah the tesco ones. both the pots and the tubs have gone up 20p
I only like the cheese and tomato one and the sundried tomato and basil one
day 4 of being off the monster
I don't feel the urge any more desu
it's like having a button you can press any time of day that makes you feel amazing
except instead of pressing a button, it's buying her flowers, or cleaning the kitchen, or sneaking up for a surprise hug and all the while she's pressing a button for you too
accounting is the ultimate deano/chad course
pretty good desuu, I miss the feeling
anime
finished my soup
same
i work for the royal mail, i apologise on behalf of the company.
cheese and tomato one is probably the best one they do and yeah was livid when I saw it went up 20p though I normally just grab the meal deal
what you doing in Sayori's room? just hanging out?
WOW!! Nice full cream breasts there, lad.
low quality /brit/ poster only here to disrupt.
wish your types would fuck off and seek attention elsewhere tbph
>almost exactly a minute apart
hmmmmmm
depressed again
got no mates
alienated my family
no hobbies
pudgy little trollop
she tells you how depressed she is then later hangs herself when you reject her
what soup was it?
so lads
took md friday
going to take acid, md and ket upcoming friday
any advice?
Please don't, lad. Not under this flag at least.
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it's almost as if I knew that and my entire post was a joke about it or something
/Brit/ reliefs my separation anxiety since /brit/ is always active.
Thought DDLC was pretty shit. Western "anime" VNs are just way too try-hardy.
what are you gonna do /brit/
Still in bed dont think Marcus Aurelius would he happy haha
Yes or No: Ket is the quintessentially British drug
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tend not to go for meal deals because I only really drink water, not a big fan of crisps, and always have fruit at home anyway. so as you can imagine, for people like me, the 20p price increase is really an issue.
strongly considering a wank
no she does it regardless
nani uwu kawaii desu ~o~
chicken and root veg and barley. plus i had some leftover roast chicken, potatoes and sausage so i chopped them up and put them in too. eating an apple now.
wtf all south africans are nonces now
The only subreddit I get upvotes in is /r/casualuk
ah yes.
niggerspammer is also a ket head. might have guessed. brain absolutely fried.
the gf
the first part was alright imo. i hope someone mods a full game out of it.
let's settle this
1-9 wank
0 don't
Why are girls always so weird?
thats literally the shameful thing a poster on here can, always feel wrong when I (you) myself for whatever reason
GOOD lad
put that other saffer in his place, he's been far too uppity nowadays
>gonna be seperated from my computer for two weeks
hate phoneposting
on my 2nd poo of the morning lads
Every race of humans that has some percentage of Neanderthal admixture in their DNA has substantially higher IQs than ethnic groups of pure Sapiens DNA. Neanderthals had much larger brains and muscles than their Sapiens counterparts, but were beaten back because they were too adapted to the Northern climates of Eurasia, generally having smaller, more sustainable tribes. The Sapiens on the other hand, had a far larger population, and so the larger animals of Eurasia would soon find themselves hunted to extinction, as well as Neanderthals being slowly assimilated into the Eurasian populations. We are the original Wogs. The Sape threat must be dealt with if human civilisation is to survive. The Sape knows no such thing as sustainability, instead indulging in mindless hedonism, a treacherous path of self destruction. Eurasians, thanks to their Neanderthal ancestry, can beat this reckless Sape instinct, but first we must purge the remaining pure Sapes from Earth. Africans and Aboriginal Australians must be ethnically cleansed if humanity is to have a future. Once this is done, we should refine our traits to become more Neanderthalic, using eugenics and gene modification to increase our IQs and muscularity. We must spend every available resource reviving the Neanderthal race, and use their genes to breed the Sape out of Eurasia, so that humanity can advance and ascend to new heights.
finished my apple
>user posts a hundred pictures of white girls with no comment or something inane like 'the gf'
thats fine
>I post a black girl with comments that add to the conversation in the thread
spammer
Are you the Jew? Are there any specials on a Tuesday, lad? Can only think of Wacky Wednesdays and Mondays at Spur, if I'm to be completely honest with you.
>spent most of yesterday with the ladsdoing lines of ket off my case of fifa
Increasing concerned that uni has turned me into a deano
ah but you see the difference is nobody wants to see a groid
posting from my wank
/brit/ is not cool with beastiality
are we just seeing the final stage of neanderthal extinction by being tolerant of all these third world savages do you reckon?
probably likely what happened in the first place. neanderthals were all like hey look at the dark coloured neighbors arriving, let's give them that deer we killed last night as a welcome present
*entire family gets beheaded by sapiens*
just been mistaken for a bloke named abdullah in tesco metro haha
feel absolutely fucking dire
like genuinely depressed
brown hands
Alt Righters: Get the fuck off of Patreon and make some babies!
SJWs: Have sex with diseased gay men or kill yourself!
>so ... user tell me about yourself
maybe you shouldn't have spent your first month here avatarfagging. now you're just niggerspammer.
it never gets better
Not sure why someone would get a tattoo of a ship on their neck 2bqhw(You).
bloke behind her has a cool tattoo
used to be vine famous
when people post something like that it make it look like some job interview. isn't it pathetic to be in such a situation? if you're a loser you shouldn't even try
ur gay
Fine i guess, I wont restrain myself to 1/3 of my posts then
>beer menu
oh sorry i must have gotten the wrong bar