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fush n chups
>we should stop talking for a while
>immediately lose best friend status on snapchat, meaning she's been talking to someone else
>goes out literally 10 minutes after saying to stop talking for a while
I fucking loathe women tbqh lads.
More of a chicken n chips man myself
My youts
nice
need a gf who works at greggs for staff discount
sue
greggs is utter shite no idea why /brit/ idolises it
would take your jaw off if you muttered this to me in real life
The sweet potato chicken curry bake is high key peng.
Rest is shit.
Lidl is smacking it on the sweet bakery front
when will they learn not to dilute /brit/ with other dumb generals
Just letting most of you know that I dont want you in my thread, but for those of you that want a comfy slow /brit/ with some apu posting thrown in please do join. but the spammers can fuck off
really want a thick as shite, low paid, ever so slightly overweight gf
we're a country that put up with any old shite
hence all of the other things
Prefer Cooplands
shooting up some crack
>order 2x 2.4m lengths of pine dowel
>receive 4x 1.2m lengths of pine dowel
>ask why seller what the fuck is going on
>"hurr durr we cut them in half for shipping purposes and costs"
Lmao, fucking state of some people.
shot some crack
there's a hole in my table now
did you get addicted to coke when you shot up crack mate? i heard thats the only way you can get addicted to coke from a coke head.
me too but no more than 10 lbs overweight
nah can stop any time i like
It's crazy what you could've had
So... Brexit
back on the dole again
how come none of my schemes to get off it work
bloody brexit on the bus
will I ever get a gf lads?
could have went to uni but you're a CUNTTTTT
>the jf says as he dilutes the general
little sister said she needs an irish bf if you're interested
is she fit
alright as long as you're being safe when you shoot up crack.
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probably not the one want no
not really
I think i've just overdosed on Brexit lads
what do i do?
>he wants to be white so badly he shoves it up his nostrils
sad!
fuck russia
need a 47% on my final tomorrow to pass the class
good luck
coke is literally shit, over just as you're getting into it
have to do so much for it to last any time at all
Went to watch a PG film in the cinema today and one of the adverts was some breast cancer awareness thing and it was literally women playing with their tits uncensored
was not expecting that
i ain't felt guilt since 1990
i'm up front like wrighty and brighty
just want someone whos decent looking
then nah
I don't want to be white. I want everyone to be white and good looking and therefore judged on their merits
The negroid in pic related can't even assimilate into working class Yorkshire life
work just rang and i ignored it, manager posted saying they are short staffed
they should hire people who actually show up to their shifts rather than expecting me to cover everyone all the time baka
how can I get my GP to give me a testosterone test (test test)
tourists gave me a free mcflurry thing today
highlight of my day
ha, ha.... really solid meme, this
stop moaning then you fussy little cunt
*grabs you by the scruff of your neck*
Dinner: Sorted
you think in all white countries we're judged on our merits and not our looks, attitudes, who we know, social class?
nah you're not doing it right mate.
you have to shoot up crack. (this is the only way to become addicted to cocaine)
can I have her, im 1/4 irish
Go to a rejuvenation clinic
>The negroid in pic related can't even assimilate into working class Yorkshire life
sure you'd fit right in in savile town mate
yuck
to be fair i probably would as long as shes not fat
hate fat people
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the brown gf
do you get paid extra
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start learning
kek
what website?
too late now, you've blown it
you'll never have a gf
yeah mate
Where about in Cape Town - the city bowl area? First time for you? Cape Town is honestly one of the best cities in the world, lad. You'll have fun. Lots of beaches too that are also quite busy during this time of the year. You'll probably get lucky with the Soutie girls, if I'm to be completely honest with you.
women should not be allowed in public without a male accomplice put a head scarf on her as well and tell her to cover herself up
named public profiler
yeah you can stop now
just got called a vile little virgin in Sup Forums
Teach how to make a delicous full English breakfast. What goes in it?
Just did a bit of research, and i've come to the conclusion that the Lancasters were in the right during the War of the Roses. House of Beaufort has a better claim to the throne than York or Tudor too desu
cool she aint fat is she?
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bangers
mash
beans
bacon
cheeky mushroom
fixed the programming problem ive been trying to fix for the last 24 hours lads ;D
no it's just a few extra hours wageslaving
they should pay extra
american suburbs are terrifying
what was the issue?
what happens here that my name is so popular?
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>mash
You absolute pig.
remember this bloke
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Can you post a spoof email itt? Let's hang. I know someone in the motorcycle thread on /o/ but he's from the transvaal so lmao no for me
don't even know
don't even know how I fixed it
hi excuse me lad I am the original poster of that pic (my gf) and I try to post it only at times when it is necessary so it remains fresh but in this instance it does not seem necessary and therefore I am going to have to ask you to delete this right now pls
based show
going to infiltrate black twitter on an alt right fact finding mission
looking for one of those deano hoodies with the chinky writing on
any suggestions?
They're nice but its annoying how the filling only covers an inch on the bottom and the rest is just hollow.
shooting up crack?
I can't stop mate. I am addicted to coke. I have to shoot up crack.
work time
have you got your couscous salad for lunch?
Why doesn't she shave her arm pits?
female comedians are atrocious and none of them are funny whatsoever FUCK gender equality men are the superior sex
SCREAMING
>Can you post a spoof email itt?
I like a lotyou, lad. But there's not a fuck I'm meeting some bloke from the internet, if I'm to be completely honest with you about this right now. Besides, I'm not in Cape Town for Christmas - heading down to my family's. Trust me, you won't have a problem meeting people here. Just head over to any backpackers (there's a few in town) and you'll meet loads of people there, my friends and I used to do that on weekends when we had nothing to do. There'll be loads of locals and foreigners there drinking, smoking and playing pool.
FOY
step into my office, baby
The website depends of people submitting their own names
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because shes an absolute rotter who thinks she natural by living like a pig