Did you know that Brazilians don't flush their toilet paper?

Did you know that Brazilians don't flush their toilet paper?

They only put some of their poo in the loo

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Fuck you Straya.

ITT: Italians, Spaniards, and Mexicans are suspiciously quiet.

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Aussie pls, don't tell me you are pushing this topic just because of the Rio Mayor's kangaroo joke, right?

P-please stop

I didn't ask to be born in the same country as Rio peasants

its all over for you cunts

That's why you clogged your condos in your 'stress test' Aussie.
Next time use the trash bin. Appreciate the kangaroo, cunt.

>Australia trying to force another meme again
Oooookkkkaaaaaayyyy
good luck buddy

Wow, Phil looks really good.

I hope a dropbear eats you

Australians have legendarily thin skin. I think it goes hand in hand with criminality (criminals often have very bad tempers).

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I do. I use one square at a time. Wipe, fold, wipe, fold, wipe, fold, wipe, into the toilet. My record is two squares to clean my asshole.

MY nigga, folding competition is GOAT

bam margera looks fuked up

I scrunch up half a roll of paper and wipe till i bleed

What did he mean by this?

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Disgusting prisoner.
My goal is to wipe only once and be good to go. One day I may.

Is Bam gonna die soon?

Same.

"Brazilian Engineering" is my new favorite meme.
Can't wait for the Olympics.
It's going to be a Brazilian-Engineered shitshow.

If only you put that much effort into un cucking your cuntry.

You know those aren't real right?
Go back to armed robbery. Obviously being a smart-ass isn't your thing.

>mfw have crippling alcoholism and have to use several wads to clean up the bloody disaster of my organs failing every time I shit

unexpected kek

I was hoping it would get cancelled.

>My record is two squares to clean my asshole

>Fucking why

>FUCKING WHY

Wet wipes my man.
That's what all TP should really be replaced with.

DESU, most people don't do it because of the terrible plumbing system in most places
(Brazilian speaking)

Try to beat that, Americuck.

>You know those aren't real right?
nice proxy, bear.

>tfw house has old septic system instead of sewer that backs up easily and if I use comfy shit paper or wet wipes I risk a literal shit flood

Just quit drinking moron.

I was hoping it didn't get cancelled

I'll be watching the happenings from the comfort of my couch in Best City, die for me Cariocas

My parents house has a septic system, and TP works just fine with it.

Why would you even tell someone you keep a record of squares to clean your asshole?

Is it a south american thing to be obsessed with shit?

Is it because you associate it with yourselves because of your skin and feel an form of brotherhood with the shit?

Nah, man. This country needs to be utterly fucked up so something better can arise out of this. Nothing better than to fail a world event.

HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

some sandnigger bombing the olympics isn't going to solve shit
they'd need to cause a firestorm on the favelas in rio

Grills dig it.

I never asked for this

Grills like clean streets and bays even more

Clean up your attitude then clean your ass

>tfw hue cancer finally gets bullied out of Sup Forums and I get to lurk in peace

Nigga, my butthole is cleaner than your face.

>Brazilian fetishes

FUCKING WHY

>Clean up your attitude then clean your ass
GET A CLUE
BIN THAT POO

Not really, ya'll love making fun of yourselves

We'll you've exposed me as a bear.
I don't know what a proxy is, you see, I'm not much smarter than the average bear.

>Calling me a nigga
Your skin is as shit stained as your trash cans

I got just the thing for you lad.

We make fun of ourselves ironically

I'm probably going to kill myself if this tp thing becomes a meme because of some cariocas tbqh

>2016
>countries without bidets

Nice try but everyone knows that Koalas are not really bears but marsupials

nah some places here have incredibly shitty plumbing and/or the toilers are really low quality

if your house was made anywhere in the past 15 years, you most likely have good plumbing AND a good shitter so you can just flush away everything

Gethefuckouttahere, finocchio.

What the fuck, that's not the pic I posted. It was pic related.
>that rare pic swapping chan glitch I only see happening every other year

Bam was a my role model growing up wish I could meet the guy before he OD's he really helped me slay tons of pussy by copying his dank swag

There's a small chance he could be white, but judging from his poo habits that's probably not the case

I'm a grizzly bear. What part of this is hard for you?

I'm half-white. Who would've guessed?

But that's exactly what someone who isn't a grizzly bear but wants me to think he is would say

Which one of your parents is the nigger

The one that's the rapist

Dad is indigenous.

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