So much for that monsters cinematic universe

So much for that monsters cinematic universe.

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Cruise is the king of kino. You could put him in a DC movie and it'd set box office records

This will be his first bomb.

kind of a dumb idea really

btw is this supposed to be an action movie or a horror movie, cause it looks like its gonna do a piss poor job of both

>comes out the week after WW
>will probably knock it off the top spot no problems

Imagine the tears

I love me some TC on screen but the 1999 Mummy is perfection. Never seeing this shit.

I didnt even know it came out, where was the advertising?

>but the 1999 Mummy is perfection

Put your soother back in your mouth and understand there were Mummy movies before that one you retard, stop acting like he's treading on some hallowed movie.

Phone call that saved the franchise

He would be dead in this timeline

It hasn't yet. user's article are just predictions

how the hell do they predict that kinda thing? How many people are in the mood to see a movie that weekend? I dont get it

More like "The Mummy: Brendan's Revenge."

He's just saying that he formula for a mummy movie was already done perfectly once and it's not even twenty years old. It's so good everyone remembers it. You don't need a damn remake of something still that fresh and that was that good.

kys

there's a lot of star power behind this universe too

>johnny depp cast as the invisible man
>angelina jolie cast as bride of frankenstein
>javier bardem cast as frankenstein

too bad star power doesnt draw crowds anymore

The trailer looked fucking rubbish

>implying latent interest in the '99 film wasn't the major impetus for this reboot

Oh yea, I'm sure they're going back to the 1932 one for inspiration here. It's a reboot and I;m not seeing it.

Daily reminder that they didnt even bother sending Brendan an invitation to the premiere

He has to buy his own ticker

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Well his first in a while at least

I think it's a mix of pre-sale tickets and historical data. Time of release, TC's last few movies, genre, that sort of thing.

Supposedly they're pretty accurate.

that and they look at social media buzz and trailer views

No, I think the concept is great.

It's the execution that's clearly shit.

looks interesting

Am I the only one that saw the trailer and thought DECENT

my guy they have everything tracked. even peoples emails and pv messages in social media, they have a complete itinerary of everyones lives. also people have fairly predictable lives.

what was the endgam her. a monster mash movie

Its not even out for 3 more weeks though. No way they could predict anything accurately if people were going to see it or not.

Yea that's true. What does though? Quips?

>mention a certain product to a friend in fb messenger
>24 hours later I'm served facebook ad about that product
>mfw

The imax trailer pretty much killed the new mummy.

I cant even take that shit serious now.

good reviews matter most. some shit is critic proof like transformers and dceu though

What you mean

I wanted Jack Reacher recruiting a new Monster Squad to battle Idris Elba's Blacula and his monster posse.

youtu.be/f1jg5YlQuT8

Top kek

Why can't Tom Cruise act? He always has his mouth open, always talks the same way, pretty much always plays the same character. Is there a more one-dimensional actor in Hollywood?

holy shit lol

I laughed
I cried
But most of all I danced

The mummy bitch looked dumb as hell.
When it's basically all that the trailers are hyping up.
Plus all of the "SHE WILL RECLAIM, SHE WILL KILL, SHE WILL THIS, SHE WILL THAT" crap is annoying as hell.
Nobody wants to see some annoying cunt who looks like a highschooler with markers drawings on her as a villain. Make her look more undead at least, you know, like a fucking mummy.

how do they always pull those numbers out of their ass?

>in fb messenger
facebook's term and services says that they can use your microphone to listen to your real life conversations. its the biggest spyware in existence

Edge of Tomorrow bombed so hard they renamed it for home video.

>the 1999 Mummy is perfection
spotted the youngfag

Not surprising. I only use it because grills use it a ton these days.

True but that movie is good

yeah it looks good enough. but of course this is Sup Forums, so its not allowed to watch movies that are fun, even if theyre not masterpieces of kino-cinema

Wasn't Jack Reacher last year?

refute it. protip: you cant. BTFO

>grills
>ton
how's that working out for you user?

*plays paint it black on guitar ominously*

Exactly. I won't flock to the theater opening weekend but I plan on seeing it

fairly well, thanks for asking bro

>mfw seeing this trailer at the theaters

no

Social media hype

The general plot seems more like a reboot of the 1959 version of The Mummy, what with it centering around a mummy that's transported to England and starts killing niggas.

WOW nobody could have seen this coming!

Best ride at universal

This is the best thing ever.

The sequel was sorry I should have specified.

It's shit, and brendan has always been a weird looking faggot, i'd rather watch any indiana jones movie than any of the brendan mummy movies.

Shame was that it was a good movie.

>projected

Yeah, and Trump isn't going to win the election either, amirite?

It is based directly on how much money the studio is giving the predictor. If they give them a lot then the movie will be a block buster. I'm not joking either. If you don't buy your publicity, your movies bomb.

The Mummy is a perfect movie you cretin. Im triggered.

i watched the series just for prime rachel weisz

>TFW they want to make the Bride of Frankenstein a feminist liberation story
This was honestly better than the actual trailer
youtube.com/watch?v=5AZOQJmQC34

BUT MUH UNDEAD WAIFU SENPAI

people like you are fucking retards

this

she looks like enchantress from SS's sister or some crap

>having a facebook

You deserve everything you'll get.

>calling people on internet retards

>1:10

lel

>watching hours of movies when you could just look at pictures of the woman you like.

aaaaaaaAAAAAAAaaaaaa

I THOUGHT IT WAS BADASS

CRASHED THAT PLANE WITH NO SURVIVORS

THEN HE RESURRECTS ON THE MORGUE TABLE

TOO BAD THEY GAVE AWAY THE BEST SETPIECE IN THE TRAILER, MOVIE IS PROBABLY DOWNHILL FROM THERE

Why is it bad?

because you don't get money

Edge of Tomorrow was only saved overseas even though it was a great movie.

This shit can't be real lmao.