Sweden is not a n*Rdic country, we are proud balts

Sweden is not a n*Rdic country, we are proud balts.

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Our history revolves around this sea. The first archeological finds of vikings are in the baltics. The Swedish empire grew to dominance through control of the baltic sea. Everything else, to the north and to the west, is simply colonies and occupied territory. We are as "nordic" as the British empire was indian.

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Dominium Maris Baltici my brother

good post

We also share with the baltic countries a history of being occupied by Russia - in our case, the eastern half of our country was occupied for a hundred years and, when finally released, it's inhabitants had been brainwashed into haplogroup nationalists and ancient shamanist LARPers.

>Finland
>Haplogroup nationalists

Yes? Have you not seen the finnish posters here and on /his/? Their haplogroups seems to be their main source of national pride, and they can spend hours arguing about it.

ya'll filthy wh*Toid dogs to me desu

The funny part is swedes willingly abandoned the grand principality because they chose to concentrate all their forces to defend the swedish part of the kingdom against danes and french. Says a lot about how much they actually cared about finns. 1809 second best day of my life, right after 1917.

False! We were never invaded by France and Denmark as we were protected by the British royal navy. Finland was retreated from after the main Swedish army was destroyed at the battle of Oravais. Do they teach you this 18th century finnish nationalist propaganda in school?

*blocks your path*

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*open thread*
>seeing the flags
*sigh* another autism thread...

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sweden is nordic

Denmark and Norway have done nothing but attempt to destroy us for the last 1000 years - maybe even more, if the icelandic sagas are true. On the other hand, we have had a very positive relationship with the balts. We helped them against the ever perfidious baltic g*rmans, elevating them from their previous status as slaves treated like subhumans to being a dominant force in society, and in exchange they were the most loyal subjects of the entire kingdom. Of course, the evil g*rmans could not tolerate this, so they arranged a coalition of European powers to thwart us and once again enslave the balts under g*rman rule, this time loyal to Russia.

Swedes are baltides who migrated across the sea

Brothers!

>Denmark and Norway have done nothing but attempt to destroy us for the last 1000 years
lol you poor little victim, let's just forget the fact that sweden became the biggest aggressor in the entire region and did a million times more gruesome things than anyone else here could ever imagine.

Probably just light banter

ayo we dindu nuffin, dem scanians had it comin, fuckim racist norwegians be shootin our kang, he dindu i tell ya

Norwegians have been irrelevant for 1000 years or more, so the fall of the empire is just Swedish shortcoming in the art of war and governing.

yea we were just joking jeez stop blaming us we didnt do nuffin

Literally what? You started most of the wars we fought.
>complaining about Karl XII invading Norway when Denmark-Norway started the war, attempted to invade through Jämtland and attempted to capture Göteborg (Peder Tordenskiöld was present at the siege of älvsborg fortress and was BTFO, btw.)
They were united with the danish crown and usually Danish-Swedish wars would end up with us first beating the danish invasion force in Skåne and then fighting off the Norweigans in Jämtland.

Sure you are baltic.

But you will never be Baltide.