At work today, I met a man in a straw hat. He came up to the deli case. When our eyes met, we just looked into each other's souls for a while. He knew that I knew. I smiled warmly and calmly said, "Big fan."
"Thanks," he replied.
I did ask him a few questions before he left.
"Are you spiritual?" "What goes on in Hollywood?" "What goes on behind the scenes in Hollywood?" "Are you part of any secret societies?"
In that order. We were face to face. I read people very well, and this man was extremely emotive. His every move told a story.
Can you tell who he is, Sup Forums?
Nathaniel Smith
Kodak Black
Zachary Smith
Is he classic?
Brayden Sanders
Hitler.
Evan Barnes
Kim Coates
Daniel Morales
Malick?
Liam Moore
paul mcartney
Luke Campbell
nice blog op
fuk u
Matthew Wood
Maybe this picture will be more clear.
Nicholas Bell
Mark Linn-Baker
Jaxon Parker
I can't tell who it is, but he looks pretty classic...
Ryan Hughes
I shupposh chilled wins are off the table as well?
Adrian Martin
blart paul
Lucas Kelly
Who is that?
James Murphy
Looks like my cousin Eric
Jayden Campbell
Wonder what he's thinking.
Nolan Bailey
KEANU
Ryder Young
jeff foxworthy
Samuel Flores
Liam nesn
Nicholas Peterson
Look at that fucking nose.
Jason Diaz
is that matthew mcconahey
Colton Cook
Keanu
Cameron Peterson
what city is this?
Hunter Robinson
austin
Levi Hernandez
Classic?
Isaac Myers
matthew mcconaughey too easy
Sebastian Davis
It's Matthew McConnaughey
Looks like him, plus Matthew is very spiritual
James Thomas
He told me that he believes in God.
William Martinez
another shitty reddit thread
Jaxon Butler
too late i already gueesed who it was and what city
Samuel Reed
theres no way thats keanu from that last pic... who could it be?
Asher Butler
>all you can eat buffet at a supermarket
Kill yourself fat American fags
Parker Mitchell
It still counts bitch
Jason Williams
its a whole foods not golden corral
Ethan Torres
>matthew mcconahey don't know who that is? I know who matthew mcconaughey is though, so I guessed it first nigger
Isaiah Reed
He came to Cleveland's east side, to take care of a few things.
Jayden Phillips
fuck off i won
Noah Reed
>God >trip 7s Really made me think
Josiah Nguyen
Like?
Elijah Nguyen
i still won so eat a nigger cock
Liam Cooper
did you tell him Sahara is the greatest movie of all time?
Anthony Gonzalez
y-you first
Isaac Scott
>if man is 5 >then the devil is 6 >then God is 7
Ian Richardson
Ryan Gosling at the grocery store the other day
Robert Kelly
That wasn't an accident. 777 is the God code. For one, he was with a lady.
Nathaniel Rivera
Wilson from Home Improvement
Brandon Cox
so what were McConaughey's answers?
Daniel Bailey
It's a fucking salad bar you retard.
Bentley Morales
Did you ask him why he agreed to co-star with a nigger as Roland?
Ryan Cook
reported for doxxing
Easton Barnes
To the second question, he answered "Make good stories." He said a few other things in the same vein but indicated to me more with his eyes. He knew what I meant and that scared him. He sounded like he was hiding something, like he had to stop himself from blurting the truth out.
To the third question he answered "We get together to make a good story," and the like. Again avoiding the real question, but little did he know I read body language like a book, and can discern when most anyone lies, including him. He again had to compose himself after understanding what I meant. The eyes are the gateway to the soul.
Thomas Price
To the fourth question, he looked at me with a knowing look. The word "no" desperately came out of his mouth, but his eyes told another story. "Maybe my family." With that, I knew he was a satanist like most of the rest. It was written all over his face and I did feel that energy.
Jaxon Wood
What did he think of you just standing there and taking pictures like a paparazzi?
Lincoln Bennett
It's Bill Murray.
Blake Scott
he took me out back and rode my ass like a hiv stricken urban cowboy
