Christian "movies"

>Christian "movies"

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Some Euro ones are okay.

American Christian "movies" are basically a product of various Christian sects figuring out that they should start using telejew tactics to spread their faith(and failing because not understanding that telejew is mostly about subversion).

>not being a christian and watching christian kinos with your fellows on the church

dude

>i have no idea what Christianity is outside of pop culture strawman

good to know OP

pretty sure its more about money laundering

There are plenty of decent Christian movies, it's usually the Protestant ones that suck

compare
>God's Not Dead
>God's Not Dead 2
>Heaven Is For Real
>Do You Believe?
>Six: The Mark Unleashed
>Saving God

with
>Andrei Rublev
>Bicycle Thieves
>The Mission
>The Flowers of St. Francis
>Calvary
>The Passion of Joan of Arc
>Nazarin
>Silence
>The Ten Commandments
>Ben-Hur

Most of the possession/stigmata oriented ones are neat.

(This coming from an athiest that grew up in the bible belt.)

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Go back, OP

jew

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I'd understand if you were talking about Christian Rock but movies? nah

However, Christmas movies are absolutely GOAT

>Christmas Story
>Batman Returns
>Bad Santa

>hating Matrix
>hating Prince of Egypt
Literally gtfo

some catholic movies are fantastic even if you don't believe in it
protestant movies are pretty much always trash

>OP gets destroyed like the faggot he is

>Not enjoying calvery
Sigh

Will give the point that there are three main veins of Christian movies made.

Catholic movies - hit or miss, some are good, some are bad.
Mormon Movies - most are aimed at Mormons and are so Mormon that non-mormons cannot enjoy them.
Protestant movies - almost all suck

>Christian movies with a female protagonist

I went Orthodox and it changed my life so much. No longer did I have to feel the guilt of the Catholic atrocities but I also didn't feel like some air headed apostate Lutheran that I was.

tbqh I also checked out Islam youtubes, just couldn't get into it because its just not my style and viewpoint of God as this great trickster thing and the harshness wasn't cool for me.

Orthodox is so vibrant at my cathedral, everyone loves each other like family and we are all taking The Bible back to its original roots and loving the actual Jesus.

I'd recommend it over Atheism to anyone disillusioned.

There's lots of great Christian Rock out there, though. Link related is one of the best Alternative Rock songs of all time.

youtube.com/watch?v=x2_DWUEIGC4

I can forgive people for thinking all of it is shit, though.

That's a Jewish movie.

Same difference

Barbettes Feast is fucking fantastic

nys yourself

>I'd recommend it over Atheism to anyone disillusioned.
I think I still keep being a catholic and borderline atheist

not sure, if bait