Fellow citizens of the Aventine!

Fellow citizens of the Aventine!

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>this show will never get a Constantine period reboot
>if it does, it will be shit

feels bad mang

CAIVS.

IVLIVS.

CAESAR.

>cannons to the left of me
>cannons to the right of me

You look like a Gaul!

Go back to Gaul, Gingernut!

I'll not deny, friend, I have a Gallic look about me, but I'm as solid a Roman as anyone!

:(

Why did romans make those weird gestures? Were they the precursors to the "watch it chrissy" hand gesture?

Yes Latin people speak with their hands

TRVE ROMAN BREAD FOR TRVE ROMANS

AN APPROPRIATE MINIMUM

The roman woman can't stop getting GAULED !

13 ;_;

X I I I
I
I
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WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME TO THE GOOD OLD DAYS

>rome will never get the 4 seasons it deserved
ITS NOT FAIR

>back when HBO and BBC weren't SJW shills

>Byzantine are Romans meme
no

>Constantine was Byzantine

Let me guess, you're American

Julius genocided millions of you tall bastards

>tfw no season 3 covering the Judea revolt and Cleopatras bastard serving Rome to become a minor lord in Egypt

>No seasons covering the campain into Germany

>No Season following two roman soldiers influcing bigger events during Justinians reign

We can, friend, we just need to kick out all the Muslims and Niggers and start striving for glory and wisdom again.

CAHK

Not like there's any other Rome.

Go back to gaul !

But what you gonna do now little latin boy

>Finally, he set aside a room in the palace and there committed his indecencies, always standing nude at the door of the room, as the harlots do, and shaking the curtain which hung from gold rings, while in a soft and melting voice he solicited the passers-by. There were, of course, men who had been specially instructed to play their part. For, as in other matters, so in this business, too, he had numerous agents who sought out those who could best please him by their foulness. He would collect money from his patrons and give himself airs over his gains; he would also dispute with his associates in this shameful occupation, claiming that he had more lovers than they and took in more money.
tfw no season about Emperor Elagabalus

Uncle Julius will sort you monstrous barbarians out

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gallo-Roman_culture

WE WUZ ROMANZ NOW !

Why did they kill him anyway?

Literally a sacrifice

It made a good show for the people.

>no prequel series about the Punic Wars

JUNO'S CUNT

IT'S HOTTER THAN VULCAN'S COCK

I FUCK CONCORD IN HER ARSE

> implying a Punic Wars prequel wouldn't be better

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Does she play a cunt in everything she's in? This, Luther, and GOT

>Tfw they turned Timon into a Jew to please Jew producers and gave his subplot more time than Mark Antony's in the middle of the second season.

Bo one cares about your history Jews. Stop forcing it everywhere.

It was the lead in for the Judea rebellion that season three was going to have

I care

HE REFUSES TO EAT ME!

Yeah, actual women suck, don't they?

Were they going to show the massive genocide the Jews were going to commit first?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kitos_War

>The Kitos War (115–117; Hebrew: מרד הגלויות: mered ha'galuyot or mered ha'tfutzot [מרד התפוצות]; translation: rebellion of the diaspora. Latin: Tumultus Iudaicus) occurred during the period of the Jewish–Roman wars, 66–136. While the majority of the Roman armies were fighting Trajan's Parthian War on the eastern border of the Roman Empire, major uprisings by ethnic Judeans in Cyrenaica, Cyprus and Egypt spiraled out of control, resulting in a widespread slaughter of left behind Roman garrisons and Roman citizens by Jewish rebels. Some of the areas with the heaviest massacres were left so utterly annihilated that others were made to settle these areas to prevent the absence of any remaining presence. The rebellions were finally crushed by Roman legionary forces, chiefly by the Roman general Lusius Quietus, whose nomen later gave the conflict its title, as "Kitos" is a later corruption of Quietus.

SONS OF DES!

All I want is a series about the Late Roman Empire where the soldiers are dressed appropriately

Every time there's any piece of media about the Late Roman Empire they're always dressed like they would've been four centuries earlier and it makes me sad

ROME'D

>implying the western cucks were
Rome ended with the split

Did they really have brain surgery?

What is that, trepanning? Uh yeah you could call it that.

yes

4th century romans are so heckin aesthetic

>heckin aesthetic
kill yourself

they look like flaming fags, but w/e, we're on Sup Forums

Did you think you were going to be killed? Ha, its just me the sun god! Enjoy my rays plebs!

>not year of four emperors

oops forgot my pic of the one real god and ruler

YOU look like a flaming fag

Obviously not, because they occured sixty years later, you idiot

MY WIFE MY WIFE!!

IF IT HAD 4 SEASONS, WOULD WE LOVE IT AS MUCH?

if it had 4 seasons of that cast, yes

kill yourself capitalising queer

to communicate with those too far away to hear the words

HE WAS A CONSUL

OF


ROME

SHAME ON THE HOUSE OF PTOLEMY

FOR SUCH BARBARITY

>that scene where the slave squirts her titty milk on caesar's corpse

Question for Classical experts only: My friend Barnard claims that Romans mostly spoke in Greek and when they spoke in Latin they pronounced Us as Ws. Any truth to this?

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Excellent points well-made.

I don't know Latin but the educated Roman elites would definitely have written, read and spoken Greek.

>there will never be a reboot that covers Rome from the birth of Remus and Romulus to the final sack.

They did make holes in the skull to remove pressure and excess fluids yes.

>romulus and remus
This series was about historical accuracy not absolute fantasy.

They needed 8 more seasons and massive battles with 100,000 men all moving in formation and fighting on a grand scale. Fuck the cost, just do it.

And whos gonna pay for it, fatty?

Carthage

>always thought you were a patrician until watching rome
>realize you were a lowly pleb all along

*Blocks your pass*

>I could have half the whores in Narbo for that, and their mothers.

he was black

HOL UP

Actor, prostitute, or unclean tradesman detected

>This series was about historical accuracy

Actually he was brown. Pretty big difference really

PERSON OF COLOR YOU RACIST FUCK

I PISS ON HER

I SHIT ON HER

HE WUZ A CONSUL OF ROAM N SHIET

Hello, I'm now an obvious homosexual. Deal w/it

>rome got cut short while game of shits is spiraling out over 4 extra seasons

What was the best ancient Roman food? I've heard that if you were rich, you could eat beef, pork, lamb, chicken, and fish, dormice, and snails, but if you were poor, you ate mostly lentils and cucumbers, onions, garlic, and lettuce, fruit like apples and figs, nuts, and sometimes cheese and eggs.

Pig vulvas were considered a delicacy.

life is cruel

Garum

What, in your opinion, are the differences between garum and Lea&Perrins?

light entertainment

They probably weren't raised by a wolf but there was almost certainly a real king Romulus that founded Rome.

True Roman fish sauce for true Romans