Why do Irish actors always talk like they're having a seizure?

Why do Irish actors always talk like they're having a seizure?

You try drinking a bottle of whiskey and keeping your composure while being blinded by boiling hot studio lighting

He's australian...

...

Wrong.

This..........

Alcohol withdrawal causes seizures and actors can't drink on the set

*kiwi

>kiwi australian...

What did you mean by this?

He's a Northern Irish Kiwi.

>and actors can't drink on the set
what fuckin world do you live on

the real world you fucking moron

the moron world more like

you think your funny kid? I fuck you up

Well I mean he might as well be at this point. Fairly sure he does more stuff over here.

Did he really talk to a raptor?

fuck THIS *grabs dick*

he looks exactly like my dad

He's not Irish though, he's British/New Zealand nationality, born in the UK to a British Army Officer and an English wife.
Stop we wuzzing

No extras can't drink on the set. Actors can do whatever the fuck they want.

You have a really cool dad.

>He's not Irish though, he's British (which is 50% irish genetically and something like 30% of them can get nationality)/New Zealand(which is 50% irish) nationality, born in the UK(which is over 50%+ irish genetically and was born in IRELAND) to a British Army(of which 30% of all british army soldiers in history were born in Ireland and the English/Scottish/Welsh ones all had 50% irish ancestry anyway) Officer and an English(50% irish genetics and 25% irish nationality) wife. born in Ireland.

>[numerous citations needed]

Sam Neill is Australian lol
I commend your shitposting techniques though, editing Wikipedia is a step too far for most people.

He is not Irish.

This is this stupid mental gymnastic bullshit that the yanks do because they're all mongrels so they have to say "ah lads I'm x% this"

People in other countries are just from countries, and Sam Neil is not from here.

he's south african moron.

he was born in Omagh, Tyrone, Ireland and lived there for the first 7 years of his life. If he was a black guy born in Africa to black parents and went through African schooling etc for the first 7 years of his life then he would be African.

Sam Neill and I have the same birthday.

You have a really cool birthday.

Thanks!
Also the same as Nas, Amy Winhouse, Boong Joon Ho, and Jeff Loomis.

Omagh, Tyrone, Northern Ireland, the UK you fucking downie.
And African isn't a nationality. Christ, are all Americans this thick?