Group needs thief

>group needs thief
>"I know a guy."
>finds said guy
>"So how good are you?"
>guy holds up leader's wallet
>"Oh you're good."

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>thief is a girl
>"I grew up with older brothers"

>group needs plastic surgeon
>"I know a guy."
>finds said guy
>"So how good are you?"
>whole group has now a brand new vagina instead of a penis
>"Oh you're good."

Yeah, and?

>mc needs to get inside
>"can you get me inside?"
>"Oh. i can get you inside"

Never got the sauce desu lads

>and your OTHER wallet?

>i'm in
>she's good
>you have no idea

group needs a nigger
finds nigger
how nigger are you
nigger kills everyone
oh your good

>"How do I know I can trust you?"
>-"YOU DONT"

>group needs a nigger
>finds nigger
>how nigger are you
>nigger kills everyone
>oh your good
lol

>if you kill him you'll become just like him!

...

>Hey you know what happened to the last guy who tried that
>No
>Me neither

>Group needs a white guy
>Find white guy
>White guy has a chastity cage and offers his wife to the black male lead
>Yooo dis boy's good

...

>brings home wages at the end of the week
>pays taxes
>lets the crew rob him of the rest of his wages when they've finished fucking his wife
>"this cracka ridiculous!"

>copy and pasted someones whole post
>proceed to then take the time to turn it into a greentext

youre autistic

>>>copy and pasted someones whole post
>>proceed to then take the time to turn it into a greentext
>
>youre autistic

>

>can you get me inside?
>you're already inside

>and your OTHER inside

>how many of them did you kill?
>all

x-men 2?

>"Trust me, this guy is the best"
>"Well where is he? I don't see him here"
>"Exactly"

>can you get inside?
>i'm already inside
>i don't feel anything??

trust me this nigger is the best
well where is h-
exac-

...

>Tries to do something romantic
I'm sorry. This is crazy

>look again

>listen up, we all need to remain calm and collect-
>RUUUUUUUUN!

I am newfag and I already know about highlighting...

Nailed it, a few movies use something similar

>what's plan b?
>That was plan b
>In english doc
>and you other plan

>Nameless soldier in WW2 takes out a photo of his wife back in USA and watches it
>Get's killed in the next scene

>look, we need to remain calm and collected
>... and your OTHER collected

>We're not gonna make it!
>Oh we'll make it!
>AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

Janice Griffith you mongoloid

stop fucking up the thread you stupid idiot nobody thinks its funny

>group needs mexican
>"I know a guy."
>finds said guy
>"So how good are you?"
>guy holds up leader's taco
>"Oh you're good."

>...and your OTHER other collected...

>Villain explains why he killed a supporting character to the protaganist
>"It was nothing personal"
>"It was for me!"

>WW2 movie
>american or british soldier talking shit about hitler to one of his soldier friends
>friend starts to look nervous
>"he's behind me isn't he?"
>guy turns around
>its hitler looking pissed

>middle of ocean at night
>storm
>boat sinks
>lose consciousness and sink to the bottom
>wake up the next day on a beach in the sun
>cough up some water and get on with your day

kek fuck white people

haHAA i'm 12 btw

That actually happened to my grandpa

>What you're doing is wrong!!
>Hmhmhmhmhmh. Don't you see the beautiful art?
>You're a madman!

>Rogie cop goes to see the black chief
>GODDAMIT MCCARTHY THIS IS THE 5TH PLANE YOU HAVE CRASHED THIS MONTH
>I HAVE INTERNAL AFFAIRS SO MUCH INSIDE MY ASS I'M GOING TO PUKE A THANKSGIVING TURKEY WITH A SUIT

>villain listens to pop hits of the early 2000's

lol

>virus
>"it's evolving.. like it has a mind of its own!!"

shit i'm sorry man

>and your other mind

>group needs guy
>they know a guy whos a total legend
>they go to his house
>hes a fat old alcoholicnow
>messes up big time and the end of the 2nd act
>gets his shit together and saves the day at the end of the 3rd act

say 5 movies that had this

>Group sees a meteorite about to destroy the earth
>"I know some drillers"

PARA MI SI

>Jumpscare
>Is a cat

>group needs a nigger
already failed concept

best one ITT

nigger
its evolving..like it has a mind of its own

>locates protagonist
>"we need you back"
>"i've retired"
>"you're the best there ever was"
>"im sorry i just cant do it"
>does it

jumpscare
its a nigger

>Not where but WHEN
>Not who but WHOSE
>Not what but HOW

>but sacrifices himself in doing so

>and your OTHER drill

>"okay but i get to chose my own team"
>"you got it"
>cool intro for each of the supporting characters

>locates protagonist
>"we need you back"
>"i've retired"
>"you're the best there ever was"
>"im sorry i just cant do it"
>movie ends

youtube.com/watch?v=2DVlMHJklwk

Stargate sg1

>character who has the coolest intro and abilities does nothing during the movie

>a petty crime is committed
>its a middle aged white guy in a beanie

COME ON

>scientist: 2+2=4
>military man: In English doc!

>Samuel L Jackson dies
>but not really

>Then I must consider this an act of treason.
>Treason!? Have you lost your mind?
>Have I?

a petty crime is comitted
turns out to be a nigger
GETS SHOT

>is awarded posthumous degree

>turns out to be smarter than Einstein

>movie is set in 1860s american south
>and your other nigger

>movie sets in Europe
>half of the population is a nigger

>doctor in middle ages
>he's a muslim
>le dark ages
>le golden age

>crime movie
>antagonist character is a women
>background involves prostitution

>Terrorists attack city
>Terrorists are all Russian nationalists

*pshhhh* noting personel kiddo

>crime
Only in America

oscar worthy desu

>movie set in nigger
>nigger

...

>is everything ok? I'm getting married in two days
>gets killed

>"you will be back wont you?"
>"i promise"
>comes back
>"i promised you didnt i?"

>one of the kings nobles is unaccountably a nigger
>educates the court with a soulful and thought-provoking rap
>the king smiles and nods in approval

>cop1: hey you ready for retirement?
>cop2: sure am can't wait for the next two days to pass
>cop1: what your pla-
*car crash*
*cop1 died slowly*
>cop2: damn damn damn damn. Say goodbye to my wife for me

>villain is hitler-esque white male

nigger you will be back wont you?
i promise
doesnt come back

Was he Jewish?

no he was nigger

Last action hero was kino

>daddy you will be back wont you?
>i promise
>doesnt come back

every nigging time

>wouldn't it be easier to teach astronauts how to drill instead of the other way around Mr. Bay?
>...
>Shut up! Fuck you! You fucking dick!
>Always nay-saying everything I create! >You piece of shit!
>You create something like Armageddon! >You fucking shit!
>You fucking sit in your tower!
>Fucking nap..
>What's funny?
>You fucking bitch!
>Fucking fuck you!
>Fucking cock ass!!
>...
>your fired from this movie Ben.

>nigger needs a nigger
>nigger nigger
>"nigger?"
>nigger nigger nigger
>"oh nigger"