*snort*, *sniff*

>*snort*, *sniff*
>Ahhh, here user, take a bump, this shit is quality

What do you say?

No. Drugs are for degenerates.

Yes, of course. Only faggots like would say otherwise.

Only ever experiencing sobriety is for degenerates.

I say go back to Sup Forums

Saged

I don't give a fuck if some slut does drugs.
I'll find a cute girl who's smarter than this dumb bitch and she can go become a single mother from a fucking nigger for all I care.

Hell yeah free coke

Sure. Never decline free cocaine. It's awesome and can turn a party from boring to awesome in minutes.

Just never buy it.

"Degenerate cunt! This is all you're good for!"

*grab her hair and shove my dick down her throat*

Like I'd trust some dumb white woman to know what's premium and what's not.

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you say thank you i appreciate the generosity. because drugs are expensive

No ty

No thanks

My family has a history of diabetes and I'm trying to avoid unnecessary sugar

Fuck off cunt.
FPBP

Marked for re-education camps.

>I've never had sex before.

You're not supposed to want to marry every girl you fuck, virgin neckbeard.

haha you're gonna have a random fatal heart attack in your 50's

>oh nice
>pic related

...

Only if I can do a bump from your arsehole

>re-education camps

As long as it's a summer camp with hot counselors and lot's of cocaine.

It's never quality. Good coke is dead. It's cut before the cartels even let it go.

Unzip your pants, pull out your cock, put a dab of powder on the tip of your dick, smack her on the side of the face with your dick and stuff it her mouth.

>implying women give drugs away

No
>go to restroom, flush it down the toilet
>act as if I'm on Cocaine
TADA!

I would rather get drunk, since it is legal

Fat girls do

Virgin detected

K

Suck my cock you insane cunt

I am going to creampie your crackwhore asshole

No.

No thanks. I've had serious drug issues in the past.

I take the fucking bump, no hesitations.

I would, but I wouldn't support it.

>free
>from non-laced personal stash
Yeah, sure, that's about the only time I'll do the shit though.

I don't say anything. I take the folded up dollar and snort a couple lines.

Cocaine is shit, I prefer a bottle of vodka and a pack of cigarrettes.

Yes, I'm colombian and not a russian proxy.

Happened to my father's friend the first time he tried coke. Had some underlying heart defect or something. Dude took down a big line and dropped dead.

>Coke

Who said anything about coke. It could be crystal meth.

In fact crystal meth is the number 1 drug here in Hong Kong.