Why do I love them so muuuuch?

Why do I love them so muuuuch?

I'm curious too, there's not that much to like about us.

Best countries

>Prague is a large liberal Slavic city where drugs are decriminalised and alcoholism is encouraged
>cheeky Czech storytellers like Hašek, Kundera, Hrabal
>cheeky Czech movies like Spalovač Mrtvol and Vratne Lahve
>cheeky Czech musicians like Ivan Mladek
>Czech[insert word here].com (it's always porn)
>the word 'bohemian'

Czechs are a mysterious and sensual people.

>our shithole
Nothing except beer and whores. We are like netherlands but shittier.
>slovenia
Best “slavic” country

>drugs are decriminalised and alcoholism is encouraged
Like that's a good thing. Also the last time I was in Prague was 16 years ago.
>cheeky Czech storytellers like Hašek, Kundera, Hrabal
True
>cheeky Czech movies like Spalovač Mrtvol and Vratne Lahve
You absolutely have to watch Kouř, it's the best Czech movie by far.
>cheeky Czech musicians like Ivan Mladek
Don't like him. Come to think of it the only Czech band I actually genuinely like is Vypsaná Fixa
>Czech[insert word here].com (it's always porn)
Am I supposed to be proud about whores?
>the word 'bohemian'
Silesia REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Slovenia is a small country where everybody in every town knows everybody else's business. I'd like to move to Prague because of that alone, if nothing else (a guy I know has already done so, has been living there for 3 or 4 years).

But it's slavic, they speak Slavic language and have a lot of R1a in them.

Ivan please don't take us over just this once.

I just like slovenia, that's all.

>Kouř

This Vorel person looks like an interesting director. The only problem is getting English subtitles for all of his stuff...

I know, its just funny when someone calls one slavic nation “non-slavic”, which doesnt make any sense because speaking slavic language is the main reason someboy is called a slav

But Ivan already owns Prague and Karlovy Vary, doesn't he?

Slovenia is just a cheap knockoff of Austria.

Austria look perfect but has its own share of problems (entire neighbourhoods speaking nothing but Turking on the one hand and crazy lederhosen-wearing rural nationalists on the other).

slovenija looks like chicken LOL

Kek
Prague is mostly ukrainian
And Vary... yeah, chto est' to est'

>finding that funny
You must live far away from the border...

Croatia looks like a pair of snakes getting it on

also, whiter than you, Marinko

>anti Slovene nazi propaganda

What have you been drinking? Two of my grandma's brothers died to the terrorbirds.

Slovenia's best post-communist country in the world(East Germany DOES NOT count as it doesn't exist anymore)
I think it would've been even better hadn't it been under communism for so long

Crossed the path of Slavoj Žižek in Trubarjeva cesta a week ago (yeah, in front of its picture)
Almost spit my mulled wine, I could have taken a photo if I had been quicker (winter it's harder to spot his diššššššgusting t shirt)