Homestuck and Identity Theft

Alright you bastards, new Homestuck thread and no one impersonates me this time around, or else I will kill a kiwi. We are discussing the true otp Vriskat this time around and who doesnt agree GTFO

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What's your favorite character, /hst/?

aradia!

discuss

Why is Terezi making the dreamworks face.

This is not something that needed to exist.

Hey, did you guys know that back in metastuck's heyday there were a few musicfags that made songs for it? Possibly, since most of them are posted on the metastuck tumblr. But in case you didn't, or you did but couldn't be assed to snatch them up yourself and still kind of wanted them I complied them into a nice little album for you on nobody's authority but my own. Also, there's two songs on it that were never posted on the tumblr and two that you can no longer download. Which songs? You'll have to find out!

mediafire.com/download/tpre7p43f9mkiyb/Homestuck General - Metastuck.rar

The story would have been 20 times as enjoyable had Aradia and Vriska traded places in regards to their importance to the story.

loki get back here. you fucking pissed the giants off again and we need you to turn into a horse or whatever to get them off our backs

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yes

Equius listens to cheesy power metal

listen to your heart, you know it to be true

I'm sort of disappointed that Metastuck never amounted to much. We got some neat comics and stories out of it, but not a full fanventure, which sucks.

Could have had all sorts of SBURB bullshitting, lots of death, post-scratch, all that fun.

>you will never BANGING DOG

Aradia listening to goth rock as she is digging for artifacts.

so close

A full fan adventure would need somebody to lead the chart. It was always a collaboriative effort between everybody.

I kind of regret roxykitten, since her inception seemed to kill any other metastuck creativity. But maybe it was already dead by that time anyways.

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only dave can. sorry

roxykitten was merely symptomatic of hsg's minute attention span

She's got a face for the big screen, just like Shrek.

Like hotpockets is now?

damn, our theme is pretty sick

Roxykitten was 2013 hiatus material
Metastuck was DAAOTS by then

hotpockets and shitty edits

The biggest problem with any fully realized fanventure is that we just don't know enough about Sburb.

Things eventually boil down to 'which fan theory should we accept as canon?' which bogs everything down into arguments.

the ghosts of shitposts past

Wow. I just finished Kid Radd, because someone mentioned it here days ago and provided a link, and I forgotten I had read the first quarter of it, fuck, like in 2003? And then forgotten about it. So 13 years later I finish it, and it was good stuff. It was the Homestuck I always wanted, just sitting there.

Simple, innovative for the time, fun characters and emulation of an 8-bit style, decent game humor in a time when it was rampant and done poorly, fun simple plot with a few neat twists, some profound moments that didn't drag out or become overwrought, and had enough meta to make it interesting instead of grossly self-masturbatory and embarrassing. Fucking A+ work. I feel like it just washed out all the gross Homestuck residue and left me feeling entertained and happy.

Plus I could digest it in one afternoon instead of dragging through a whole ugly week.

beautiful

pastebin.com/0PzVkChs

Remember when some faggot requested Aradia making use of Sollux's very fuckable mouth after he lost his front teeth?

That faggot was me and I decided to just write it myself

Out of all god tier color schemes, I find Rose's to be the most pleasant. Jane's pretty calming.

He switches to extreme grindcore when he needs to sleep

Sinister psyche did great work. Tumblrs theme is pretty kickass too.

LOOK

IT'S YOUR FUCKING NIGHTMARE

Quick, we need Condesce smut!

Are we still mad about the ending?

DREAMS

DONT

DIE

>aradia using capital letters
immersion lost
its good tho

I get over my nightmares by turning them sexual

i like the Heart color scheme

very easy on the eyes

I am, just waiting for liveblogger to feel the hurt as well.

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Seconded

For me its void
That deep blue is so serene
Shame we never got Equius godtier pic

i need condy smothering aradia to death
then she comes back to life since it was neither heroic nor just
then condy does it again

>no hiatusstuck album

mega.nz/#F!XNZHnC7R!Xwd-06Qlb4MFn0t_5AHNUQ
step it up

i agree

smothering her with her fuchsia gifts is what i meant

oh yeah, he was the guy who did meenah's theme
I forget the original title now

Let's see what oddities I have.

Did anyone actually draw that idea for a pic SteelCorridor came up with?
The one with Condesence mindcontrolling John to cuck a tied up Roxy

Nobody wants to draw mean things. Except Loki I guess with only the kiwis but that's it.

Link please? for Research Purposes

Actually, I think homestuck should only have same-sex couples
Davekat was a better idea, really.

What The Hecky

Give Me A Smecky

Oh cool, I wasn't around for the final two hiatuses so I didn't know. Are there any metastuck-themed songs in there?

As far as I know no.

Im not usually for keking stuff but theres something about it...

Which interactions were the most un- and most common about the beta kids?

oh yeah

this is a sfw edit

No idea why this exists.

they're mostly themed around HSG as a whole

>no idea

Please tell me there is a fic of that. Please!

I am begging you. I will even call you mommy and lick you!

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This one

Because of the thirst?

They're both lonely and desperate?

Normally I dislike NTR but damn

In the end what was a Homestuck strongest point?

evveryfin you havve
evveryfin you are
youvve got to givve

smuts

smut possibilities

>We got some neat comics and stories out of it, but not a full fanventure, which sucks.
Just like homestuck :^)

if I give you a fic will you let me poki the loki

dad
stronger than the strongest things

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DEAL

aight
ass first, fic after.

Does this trigger you?

you know that's an imposter loki right

porn, sburb (what little we saw)

in that order

*Loki drops his pants and Jester-themed panties, bends on all fours and exposes ass. The fact that Loki has a pussy instead of a dick surprises and arouses eveyone*

Fic now, plase. Please!

:,(

Sauce?

I got enough dick for both of them
I got enough dick for alla ya

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How many dicks has Terezi sucked?

>no eyeliner, no lipstick, no fangs
>ear

I want more pics of jade acting like a dog

Can you tell why some of the songs are labelled with thread numbers?

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none

she only eats vriska pussy in this timeline

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literally no one would dare put their dick in her mouth no matter how much she might want it

this thread is fucking shit when it's lewd
everyone go jack off and don't come back until you've got it out of your system

Lead me to the truth, user.

alright

There should be a full length Homestuck movie but only with Vriska, Eridan and Gamzee.

incorrect

its good to talk dirty with your bros

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no way hombre
there's nothing wrong with having a quick tug with your bud
maybe looking him in the eye after
treating him like a girl
it's all in good fun, dude.

BROS DONT FUCK