So, ever since I was 13, I've always had a massive ladyboner for the Hulk. I think it's the power and the animal instinct of him or something, I don't know.
But I’m wondering, is there any way I could survive sex with the Hulk, and if he finished inside me, would it kill me?
inb4 hulk/widow gif
>implying there are women on the internet
Pretty sure Sup Forums is like 15% chicks, just check the MCU threads.
There actually used to be a lot of women reading comics before the 90's came along and focused entirely on the market which would become the modern stereotype of Fat Neckbeard Comics Collector.
Pretty much EVERY letter in Supergirl comics and Batgirl comics is written by a woman and plenty of women wrote letters in the back of stuff like Spider-Man and New Teen Titans as well.
Basically, everyone who whines like a spoiled cunt about casuals and woman reading comics ruined it fails to take into account that when they actually DID and in decent numbers all the plot-lines that the garbage modern writers we have now poorly copy were written and comics themselves sold better.
>tfw my mom, a stereotypical reality-show watching housewife, used to read Spider-Man and Archie
You could juice yourself up with Gammas Radiation I guess and become a She-Hulk if the exposure doesn't kill you.
According to some runs Gamma Transformation has a different effect on women then men; for men their subconscious self-image and unconscious internal feelings get expressed and change them (Bruce represses his rage and thus gets a rage-fueled split personality, Blonsky has made himself a monster in service of his country and thus becomes a monster physically, Ross ultimately is as destructive and dangerous as Hulk is so he just becomes another Hulk, Doc Samson who is a shrink is perfectly aware of who he is a very mentally healthy and so just becomes himself but stronger and taller, The Leader sees himself as a genius but lacking in physical power and becomes a brain with an atrophied body, etc), but women change into their idealized self-image, a Mary-Sued version of themselves.
Which is why every Gamma-empowered woman is a taller, stronger, hotter, and usually greener version of themselves.
Pretty sure those are just faggots.
Exactly. My dad, a professional accountant with zero imagination loved Spider-Man and Iron Man comics.
My mom loved Batman.
I REALLY hate modern comics fans because basically in their spoiled overweight poor-hygiene self-indulgence they basically remain ignorant of how they themselves are a major factor (not the ONLY factor, but a major one) in why the comics they complain about being shit even are shit in the first place.
Either Bruce Banner has a microcock or Gamma Radiation makes your junk smaller. We know for a fact that there's people who can survive the Hulk buttfucking them.
Black Window, for one.
Are you saying that you want Hulk to buttfuck you in the pussy?
Well that depends, how many of those people have superpowers cause that may be a factor in survivability.
Black Widow doesn't have any Superpowers, and we have video evidence showing she can handle him.
How do you feel that they have a Korean as the Hulk now
Jesus Christ.
Pretty sure the Gamma radiation in the semen would either kill you or turn you into a Hulk
I saw, but in this continuity does she have enhancements like in others?
>Doc Samson who is a shrink is perfectly aware of who he is a very mentally healthy
Don't ever post my friend
Not a fan, but only because he's not as pure instinct driven as the Hulk. I don't have to convince Banner Hulk, I could just show him my tits and he'd take me there and then.
I've fantasized about this a lot.
If by "video evidence" you mean "a poorly edited porn video" then yes.
Nope, that is actually the canon reason; Sampson's internal self-image is identical to his external one so he's just green-haired muscly version of himself.
That said there seems to be downsides to it; seemingly the more monsterous you are when you change the more powerful you are, and Samson is one of the weaker Gamma-enhanced individuals, occasionally portrayed as being even weaker then She-Hulk depending on where in She-Hulk's career you're reading.
>ladyboner
Stop reading.
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There is canon evidence that he's a green haired muscly version of himself because he has deep seated self loathing issues and a desire to be seen as a hero when everyone just sees him as a super shrink
He also had the hair length=strength thing, but that seems to have been changed or forgotten.
Which is kinda funny because I'm pretty sure the only reason he HAD long hair is because of that aspect of his powers.
It comes and goes like a lot of stuff about gamma powered dudes. Most explanations about how anything about them work is BULLSHIT and the only consistent thing is that they all have flaws
Doc Samson is a character who goes out with his patient's girlfriend in his first or second apperance, constantly goes back on his word about how to treat Banner and the Hulk, has thousands of deaths on his shoulders and developed split personalities with only minimal supervillain interference
>15%
That's an extremely low estimate. Sup Forums has always been femanon central.
It's more if you go by mass rather than number of heads.
>Pretty sure the Gamma radiation in the semen would
>turn you into a Hulk
I am intrigued.
Fuck a NFL player and find your answer
you'd only become a hulk if it was incest
You might rupture something from the sheer volume of his gamma-spunk. Figure the dude's smuggling watermelons down there.
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