How the hell did this fat fuck get so much pussy!? I get how he fucked the strippers and the Russians because of the whole muh power thing, and I get how I fucked Ralphie's bitch because she knew who he was, and I get how Dr. Milfi wanted to fuck him but decided not to, all because of the power she saw on him as a mob boss. But how did he seduce that suicidal bitch that did not know he was in the Mafia!? And that real state girl that later fucked Chrissy!?
How the hell did this fat fuck get so much pussy!...
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Landon Bailey
We are still animals and we flock to alphas. Being in the mob and rich helped a lot but he had confidence making it the perfect storm.
Isaiah Lewis
Money, power, and charisma.
Also he's fat, sure, but he's not that bad looking of a guy if you focus on just the face.
Colton Morales
>he's not that bad looking of a guy if you focus on just the face
So henis the anti-butterface? Just butterbody
Charles Powell
only someone born in the 90's could be this retarded. you should just kill yourself op.
Carter Perry
Essentially, yes.
The number of women who only seek out muscles is disproportionate to what media says. Fat dudes get laid often, it's just more about how they present themselves. Tony ever presented himself as a fat gorging slob at home.
Plus he's not a manlet. Not being a manlet helps a lot.
Grayson Edwards
He's the ultimate alpha male.
Jose Sullivan
He literally doesn't take shit from anybody. If he wasn't a mobster,he would be a CEO or a successful businessman. He is a natural born leader and while some people would argument "he wouldn't get laid if he was a street cleaner" I'd say that in no reality would a guy with his personality be anything else but a success.
Chase Gutierrez
did you watch all of the show user?
Brayden Ramirez
He is extremely tall and big, wide shoulders, ver masculine and alpha behaviour, you can even see it the show when everybody compliments him on how big he is!
Evan Powell
all americans are fat and they still reproduce.
Josiah Peterson
not him, what are you referring to
Ian Young
the final season
Juan Hall
>anything else but a success
Or dead, or in jail, or dethroned and so on.
Hudson Sanchez
he was trying to prevent a war, not really taking shit from them
Blake Anderson
that has nothing to do with what was being discussed user. don't try to join in if you're not up to it.
Cooper Diaz
literally nothing wrong with his post then
you must have missed the "if he wasn't a mobster" prefix, which of course he was always going to be
Adrian Harris
you know Quasimodo predicted all this
Elijah Long
TV.
In real life, nobody would want to touch him without getting paid, mob boss or not.
Grayson Hill
>if he wasn't a mobster
was the point your brainless fuck.
Levi Cooper
for youXD
Samuel Bailey
>Money
>Power
>Respect
womens pussy dripp over those 3 things. Tony Sokino has all 3.
Lincoln Hill
CALL YOUR MOTHA
Eli Nguyen
did he really want to fuck him modda?
David Young
How fucking stupid can you be?
Jordan Kelly
Shoot your shot OP, all they can say is no.
Eli Morales
Lincoln Thomas
I can tell OP touches a lot of vagina and is not sexually frustrated at all.
Adam Gray
He's tall, he's a mob boss and he's decently charismatic.
Luke Sanchez
Isn't that supposed to be a kids show!?
Christian Clark
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Isaac Morris
Hey! I made that pic! Did not know somebody saved it!
>Yes, I know it's shit
Gavin Perez
Sometimes the shittiness makes a meme funnier to me.
Andrew Jones
Ok. I'll make you another Vito meme
Jose Phillips
Here you go, senpai
Kayden Young
Also it was New Jersey. Even if he wasn't boss he'd still be like a 7/10.
Kevin Gutierrez
This
Brayden Thompson
He's a self-insert for plebs who watch TV and hope each episode = a movie. Tiny men, all.